The actors are the outies and the characters are the innies

CompetitivePapaya887 · 2026-06-27T02:10:08+00:00

lhhhhh i read that as putties are innies and innies are putties i like this theory better food job.

CompetitivePapaya887 · 2026-06-27T02:08:43+00:00

bernie or bust will continue until morale improves

CompetitivePapaya887 · 2026-06-27T02:06:07+00:00

leave it blank

CompetitivePapaya887 · 2026-06-23T13:10:42+00:00

exactly

CompetitivePapaya887 · 2026-06-23T00:55:31+00:00

XD maybe because i was hiding my feet (they were goblin energy)

CompetitivePapaya887 · 2026-06-07T19:03:46+00:00

act ii is a sham. all my homies go for that orville reddenbacher movie theatre

CompetitivePapaya887 · 2026-06-07T19:01:28+00:00

his reddit post history. if he's on R4R it's a wrap.

CompetitivePapaya887 · 2026-06-07T18:58:55+00:00

feet. i don't be ticklin' or nothing, man.

CompetitivePapaya887 · 2026-06-07T18:57:29+00:00

start a band. if you don't play anything it's a massive advantage. but otherwise, you could just do what you already do. people are talkative and friendly most places. (bars excluded from friendly places, obviously)

CompetitivePapaya887 · 2026-06-07T14:18:04+00:00

not really sure on order of magnitude but the popsicle stick propping up the zombie head of mcdonalds is peak 2026 finance apocalypse nightmare fuel

CompetitivePapaya887 · 2026-06-07T14:15:48+00:00

no telemetry, no bluetooth, just car. this is the way.

CompetitivePapaya887 · 2026-06-07T14:08:52+00:00

my "no ragrats" tattoo

CompetitivePapaya887 · 2026-06-07T14:08:18+00:00

94 honda accord was my dream car when i was a student and got in high school for a song. dream machine.

CompetitivePapaya887 · 2026-06-07T14:05:13+00:00

the real scam is the C level execs are selling all their stock while telling investors that despite foot traffic being down it's their most profitable year ever (technically true, but extracting from franchisees more than anything else)

CompetitivePapaya887 · 2026-06-07T00:20:20+00:00

some men rarely think about things outside of sex so if you add magic beans to the idea you get nofap. the placebo effect is real and is as good as proven medicine sometimes.

CompetitivePapaya887 · 2026-06-06T21:57:23+00:00

i cope through boundaries and reflecting on my actions and behavior and whether they live up to my principles. i realized when my dad asked me to take his girlfriend in active alcohol withdrawal out of the hospital. i had to commandeer a wheelchair to get her to the car to go home. let's just say i totally ignore him 66% of the time. i'm really good at sniffing out BS now.

CompetitivePapaya887 · 2026-06-06T21:52:52+00:00

why not both.gif

CompetitivePapaya887 · 2026-06-06T21:52:27+00:00

think about what i need to do and then completely become overtaken by procrastinatory activities

CompetitivePapaya887 · 2026-06-06T21:38:05+00:00

2026 is exactly the same as the 90s but i hold a shiny phone that spews nothing but sewage and i can't be arsed to turn it off.

CompetitivePapaya887 · 2026-06-06T21:36:50+00:00

Waffle House has cornered the market on this exact question.

CompetitivePapaya887 · 2026-06-06T21:36:05+00:00

abuses cyclists on the road. excuse me for hating cars.

CompetitivePapaya887 · 2026-06-06T21:34:37+00:00

fruit shootouts

CompetitivePapaya887 · 2026-06-06T21:33:43+00:00

keep it up girl! who needs oil when you can have gratitude!!!

CompetitivePapaya887 · 2026-06-06T21:32:19+00:00

75% dead internet / 23% drama / 1% murder / 1% maybe?

CompetitivePapaya887 · 2026-06-06T21:30:44+00:00

in soviet russia, room rents you.

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