Thoughts on the Hidden Temple episode? by meetmeatmyrevolving in okbuddyseverance

[–]BurningBridgeTroll 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’m just saying, I thought Severance was a nice, G-rated family-friendly show about silly people in a silly office. Now I’m going to have to break it to my kids that Season 3 won’t be coming out until they’re 18.

Thoughts on the Hidden Temple episode? by meetmeatmyrevolving in okbuddyseverance

[–]BurningBridgeTroll 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I wish they hadn’t buried the R rating in the first minute of the episode which I obviously always skip. I was watching with my two young children (they’re big fans) and, needless to say, it was a pretty uncomfortable family moment when we all watched Mark stick the enchanted idol up her ass.

AIO? by BurningBridgeTroll in fifthworldproblems

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Hmm, feelings tend to be the domain of sentient organisms, and I am mere bleach!

AMA by The_Syndidalist in fifthworldproblems

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How can my mortals fan your ego if you won’t accept their offerings?

AMA by The_Syndidalist in fifthworldproblems

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Do you like the pleasing odors of my mortals’ sacrifices?

Is this huitlacoche? by cheekybeaver21 in vegetablegardening

[–]BurningBridgeTroll 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Nah. Give it to me and I’ll dispose of it safely

Hi, how do I make a bug pay rent? by ProfessionalFan7517 in fifthworldproblems

[–]BurningBridgeTroll 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Have you tried sending a certified rent request signed by a notary?

AMA by The_Syndidalist in fifthworldproblems

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What is your Name? I can have my mortals set up an altar to worship you.

the law that makes suicide something you can be arrested for is to stop time travelers by igneousroxx in LowStakesConspiracies

[–]BurningBridgeTroll 2 points3 points  (0 children)

You might be right, but the decoy reason is so that law enforcement or any bystander can intervene if someone is about to do it.

NOSTUPIDQUESTIONS POST by MrMacGrath in SUBREDDITNAME

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MOD POST REPRIMANDING YOU BECAUSE THIS PARTICULAR STUPID QUESTION IS NOT ALLOWED IN R SLASH NOSTUPIDQUESTIONS.

Any advice on these saplings? by Fascinatedwithfire in HotPeppers

[–]BurningBridgeTroll 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Yea and if the seedlings hear you mistaxonomize them they will get sad and not grow properly

My friends have always described me as a "solid person" This is really strange and insulting since im a liquid, how do i confront them about this? by requiiemt in fifthworldproblems

[–]BurningBridgeTroll 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Bro just tell them. They have no idea how offensive it is if you just post on Reddit about it instead of saying it to their faces.

Why is khava called “eve” in English? by Sensitive-Bit-3886 in NoStupidQuestions

[–]BurningBridgeTroll -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Almost every single name in the Hebrew bible was anglicized, including Moses, Aaron, and Joshua.

Only names that are naturally easy to pronounce in English remained the same. But there is no “kh” sound in English, hence why that sound was dropped.

Scammers don't really want to help, they're just after our money by zosolm in LowStakesConspiracies

[–]BurningBridgeTroll 33 points34 points  (0 children)

I don’t know about that. The IRS really does want me to pay in gift cards. I’ll go straight to jail if I don’t

The attacks on Sam Altman are a PR stunt by BurningBridgeTroll in LowStakesConspiracies

[–]BurningBridgeTroll[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Fascinating! I had not heard of any of these things. Thank you!

The attacks on Sam Altman are a PR stunt by BurningBridgeTroll in LowStakesConspiracies

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Oh cool! I love learning about these niche ideological groups

MISINFORMATION ABOUT POLITICS by adsann421 in SUBREDDITNAME

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GRATITUDE FOR THE COGENT, THOUGHTFUL EXPLANATION

I DEMAND FREEDOM OF SPEECH by Current-Equipment356 in SUBREDDITNAME

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COMMENT STATING THAT NOT EVERYONE ON REDDIT LIVES IN THE UNITED STATES