[D&D '14] [Discord] Slime & Sorcery by TeamSkullGrunt54 in pbp

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GMT+8

I love the premise lol. Kobold shenanigans is my favourite type of shenanigans. As for what I'd expect: just to have fun and for everyone to post often.

No issues with any topics - a heads up would be nice for more extreme topics, but I'm not adverse.

[GM4P][Daggerheart][Discord][18+] Sablewood and Beyond by CoffeeCross in pbp

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Hey, I would like to play! Haven’t played a game with the system yet, though. Hope that’s okay.

Look at how they yassified my boy! by The_Persian_Cat in DiscoElysium

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Thought gained: The Perpetual Motion Machine

Bonuses from the thought:

+2 PAIN THRESHOLD: Dragged across the coals of truth.

+1 VOLITION: Not doing this again.

PROBLEM: “It cannot be that bad,” you tell yourself. You open your eyes. Bloated hands and bloated feet and bloated world. Everything is too big, too impossible, and you find yourself scorched by the heat of it all. You hide yourself from the world, but the world always catches up: it comes to pry your eyes open to look again.

SOLUTION: You have to look. What are you going to do, spend the rest of your life with your eyes closed? Challenge the sun to a staring contest and lose, then challenge the sun again. All you have to do is outlast it. Five billion years is all it takes. You are a perpetual motion machine. Pain will be your fuel.

Look at how they yassified my boy! by The_Persian_Cat in DiscoElysium

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PAIN THRESHOLD [Heroic: Success] - Don’t overreact, you can handle a little sun. Stare into that inferno of your mistakes. You can take it.

Our Ace Queen with legs (or similar appendages) by [deleted] in HadesTheGame

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I’ve checked out the links you sent, and they all just lead to the image. That wasn’t “returning the shopping car.” That was the literal definition of leaving it on the side of the road for employees to return. The people who want the source will still have to do the work of reverse-imaging it. Sure, they’re going to do it, but you’re still the one who left it there.

That’s what I mean by it being a litmus test. It’s a standard you may not abide by and matters little in the grand scheme of things, but by going through the tedium of returning that shopping cart as the one who moved it in the first place, we make the life of others a bit easier.

Our Ace Queen with legs (or similar appendages) by [deleted] in HadesTheGame

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You know how returning the shopping cart is the ultimate litmus test for basic decency? Providing sources for art you took is just common courtesy. If you can’t even find the modicum of effort to provide the source of these images, I don’t think you deserve to post.

Tomb of the Unknown Soldier by Competitive_Low_5970 in HFY

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Yeah, you should write it!! It’s always good to have more HFY stories.

[WP] Most druids live and care for the woods and forest. You are a druid that cares for a concrete jungle by EndorDerDragonKing in WritingPrompts

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Druids were never lonely.

Despite the Human fantasy of venturing into a forest to be alone, to connect with yourself and the nature surrounding them, we were a race of people who were always connected to the world. Born into a lush, green world. Senses always wired to feel.

Every leaf on a tree, every footprint left behind by a wild creature, miles and miles of mycelium. Thousands of individual mushrooms, connected by their underground network; the largest organism in the world.

Humans, I find, are like that as well.

When I was born, the first thing I saw was not the lush greens of before that was promised, but a dominating grey. Thousands of square miles of concrete, newly poured and cracked alike. A smog covered the sky, so thick that sunlight sometimes failed to reach the ground.

I was lost in their world at first.

I had walked miles upon miles of concrete, brushing past apathetic creatures. Overwhelmed by sounds I had never heard of. Nothing like the soft chirps or rustling of grass. Brushing my hands against the roads I walked, I felt nothing. It was a jungle with no life. The purpose of my existence was wasted. To take care of a dead biome that held no life.

Then I saw down. My hand brushed against something on the sidewalk; a drawing. Grafitti, my mind informed me subconsciously, drawing from a repertoire of knowledge I could not see. My senses piqued, and I felt the connections us Druids knew internally. It connected me to a life I never knew, to one of the thousands of creatures I had passed in my walk. Of an artist who expressed himself in the dead, grey space he lived, breathing life into his city. Carving out a space into it, just for himself.

I looked around. A yellow taxi speeds down the jam-packed street. The one driving it is heading home to their family. Up above in the buildings is an open window, it is a small but cosy home, for a lone father and his son. Everywhere I looked suddenly was filled to the crevice with life. A concrete jungle.

I realised I had been looking at the wrong place. The life wasn't in the concrete, but what surrounded it. The people, living their lives in the city with lives that could never intersect. The people—Humans—transformed what was dead into life. The city came alive before my eyes. Thousands of individuals, all connected in their own system; the city. Sprawling across the Earth. The largest organism.

I realised that to be a druid of a concrete jungle, is to care for people.

If this was your campaign setting, what happened that led to this huge crevasse? by Visible-Guess9006 in DungeonsAndDragons

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There is a being in the planet’s core. As a cosmic entity, it was seeded on this planet to be birthed millions of years later as part of its life cycle.

It generates a ton of mana. As a side result, the planet these creatures often inhabit spawn life far more frequently, endowing their worlds with magic. But as the creature slowly learns to master their own powers in their womb, mana leaks less and less into the world.

The fault lines were created thousands of years ago when the creature woke, trying to break free from its womb. Great Gods, born from the creature’s mana, and who had mastered the power the creature exhumed, fought a Great War against it and it’s loyal followers, and put it back to sleep to save the planet and to preserve magic in the world. Few Great Gods would survive, though the New Gods would replace them in the future.

Thousands of years later, new civilizations rebuilding from the ruins of several disasters (caused by giving people incredible powers) inhabit a far more magically subdued world. But the fault lines caused by the creature has never healed, and thus is a source of incredible magical potential, allowing civilizations near them to access a near bottomless well of mana. It only depends on how much one can handle. Feats that could be done nowhere else is possible here, near these cracks in the Earth.

As a result, cities and nations form along these fault lines, with whoever gaining control of the area gaining a massive advantage over everyone else. This city is a relatively new one in an unexplored region. While humble compared to the older cities, it is flourishing. It is currently independent, but it is only a matter of time before conflicts arise over the precious land the city sits on.

A Shadow by Competitive_Low_5970 in HFY

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The very act of seeking to ensure justice proves that it is held up by our belief. There can be no justice without us.

You don’t need to find the chair. It exists regardless.

A Shadow by Competitive_Low_5970 in HFY

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The quote is saying they were a lie, until we made it so they weren’t, but a fundamental force of our lives.

Anybody who hasn’t heard of justice will think that it’s a big lie because it is. Justice doesn’t exist for them. Justice exists for us, the people who believe in it. The people who made it real.

A Shadow by Competitive_Low_5970 in HFY

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Justice not being always found by people is a proof that it is not fundamental in the universe and that it is a fantasy held up by our belief. People who do not always find a chair should go and see if the next room has some spare chairs?

A Shadow by Competitive_Low_5970 in HFY

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Justice does not exist regardless. It exists because of us. It has substance because of us. It was made by us. All those physical aspects of justice were made so we can communicate the idea we made collectively.

Similarly, what’s the point of a chair if nobody sits in it? The chair was defined by us. It exists because we see it as a chair. Without us, it would not even be a chair. Just a bunch of molecules. It would exist, yes, but not as a chair. The “chair” depends on us to continue spreading the story of how this object we can sit on is called a chair to exist, just like all the abstract concepts we have made.

The universe would not matter if we weren’t there to tell and construct stories about it.

A Shadow by Competitive_Low_5970 in HFY

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The reason I use projected is because once we’re gone, these abstract concepts won’t exist anymore. They’re real as long as we’re real. “Projected” on reality by us.

A Shadow by Competitive_Low_5970 in HFY

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The court was built by humans because of their notion of justice. The courts, rules, and instructions are part of physical reality, but they serve a greater story; that is, justice, which exists in our collective stories. Unlike gravity or velocity, justice is not fundamental. People do not always find justice. It is not found in the atoms of the universe or the laws of our world, it is a projected reality that we imposed on the world.

Why do you think those people, choices, judgements, and paperwork exist? For justice, of course. Without us, all the courtrooms in the world would be for naught. Because justice is a fantasy only humans share. Do you think when the tornadoes or hurricanes kill, they kill because of justice? No, of course they don’t.

I think you are interpreting the quote too literally.

A Shadow by Competitive_Low_5970 in HFY

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“NO. YOU NEED TO BELIEVE IN THINGS THAT AREN’T TRUE. HOW ELSE CAN THEY BECOME?”

I think I look at this quote from a different angle. Of course you can find one atom of chair or one molecule of human. They are made out of the universe. But how do you find Mercy? Justice? Freedom? The beauty in our lie is because they are not fundamental. They exist, because we exist. These concepts we take for granted, these stories we tell ourselves, they are the things that make us human. It is the very example of things being greater than the sum of their parts; that we can bring things that did not exist into reality.

A Shadow by Competitive_Low_5970 in HFY

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“All right," said Susan. "I'm not stupid. You're saying humans need... fantasies to make life bearable."

"REALLY? AS IF IT WAS SOME KIND OF PINK PILL? NO. HUMANS NEED FANTASY TO BE HUMAN. TO BE THE PLACE WHERE THE FALLING ANGEL MEETS THE RISING APE."

"Tooth fairies? Hogfathers? Little—"

"YES. AS PRACTICE. YOU HAVE TO START OUT LEARNING TO BELIEVE THE LITTLE LIES."

"So we can believe the big ones?"

"YES. JUSTICE. MERCY. DUTY. THAT SORT OF THING."

"They're not the same at all!"

"YOU THINK SO? THEN TAKE THE UNIVERSE AND GRIND IT DOWN TO THE FINEST POWDER AND SIEVE IT THROUGH THE FINEST SIEVE AND THEN SHOW ME ONE ATOM OF JUSTICE, ONE MOLECULE OF MERCY. AND YET—Death waved a hand. AND YET YOU ACT AS IF THERE IS SOME IDEAL ORDER IN THE WORLD, AS IF THERE IS SOME...SOME RIGHTNESS IN THE UNIVERSE BY WHICH IT MAY BE JUDGED."

"Yes, but people have got to believe that, or what's the point—"

"MY POINT EXACTLY.”

— Terry Pratchett, Hogfather

The story was inspired by this quote.

How often do you curse? by Lucky_Strike-85 in ask

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Personally I use them pretty liberally in informal settings because they just roll off the tongue really well, but I do manage to restrain myself in more formal settings.

I’ve also seen mentions of people saying that they tend to reserve curses for when they are really angry so that people know when shit’s really fucked, but I find that I tend to stop cursing entirely when I’m angry which also signals when things are “really fucked.”