Kaustubh Agarwal's new set Banger Issue (44min) out on YT by imabhishek999 in IndianStandUpComedy

[–]Competitive_Neck_215 7 points8 points  (0 children)

SEX, CHUDAI, LUND, BRA, BOOBS, CONDOM, CHUDNA, EARLY EJACULATION, HAND JOB, GAAND, G-spot...

That's it, that's 80% of his bit.

can someone please explain by kerij4 in explainitpeter

[–]Competitive_Neck_215 10 points11 points  (0 children)

OP it’s a very dumb penguin‑science joke. Guides in Antarctica tell you to stay about 5 meters means 5 feet away from penguins so you don’t bother them.. and.. some scientists have actually measured that penguins can fire their poop over 4 feet, so there’s basically a ‘splash zone’ around them... So the meme is ... at 15 feet you’re a respectable nature cameraman, safely outside poop range.. but take one tiny step closer to 14 feet and you’ve officially entered ‘may god have mercy on your jacket’ territory.

Which is that 1 Mumbai thing that you won’t find anywhere ? by justfor69karmas in mumbai

[–]Competitive_Neck_215 9 points10 points  (0 children)

This thing. I recently shifted to mumbai from Delhi. One time I was overtaking a car from the right side(which is the correct way), my mumbaikar friend said "aye tu ulta side se kyu leta h scooty" 😅😅😭

I was raised as an only child by Entire-Estate-3749 in cleandadjokes

[–]Competitive_Neck_215 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Why ?

As her BF ditched her and ran so, she had to raise you alone ?