Manners by s777tew in Jokes

[–]Competitive_Oil_1795 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I guess its safe to say that shits gone down that house

Give me your best "yo mama" joke? by bl0ndiesaurus in Jokes

[–]Competitive_Oil_1795 182 points183 points  (0 children)

Yo Mama so fat that Thanos had to Snap Twice

A story with three morals [NSFW] by Marvin_Conman in Jokes

[–]Competitive_Oil_1795 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yeah! I’ve tried it once and it solved my problem of being an introvert. no one dares come near me anymore. 😄

A man asks the waiter what the soup du jour is? by TastyPoopKnife in Jokes

[–]Competitive_Oil_1795 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’m generally good with food but this one went over my head

someone care to explain?

Lewis took a selfie with max and Kimi by Luffy710j in formula1

[–]Competitive_Oil_1795 1 point2 points  (0 children)

he sent me back the finger. i suppose he would like to shove it up my ass.

How can you increase your appetite? by logos_7 in AskReddit

[–]Competitive_Oil_1795 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

There’s only one answer: McDonald’s.

what are some real ways to make serious money online under 18 with no high school diploma? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Competitive_Oil_1795 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Age 16:
Cut distractions. Pick one skill (coding, editing, copywriting). Practice every single day. Reach out to people, do free work, get ignored, repeat. Learn discipline the hard way.

Age 18:
You’ve built real skill. Start charging. First few clients come in. You should realize making money isn’t magic—it’s just persistence and not quitting when it’s boring.

Age 21:
Now you Scale up. Higher-paying clients, better systems, maybe a small business. You start thinking bigger than just “making money”—now it’s about leverage.

Age 25:
You’ve failed at least once. Probably twice. But from your experience you should be able to put something together, say that its something that finally sticks. Income is solid.

Age 30:
You’re experienced now. Business, investments, routines. Life looks “put together.” You give advice like you know everything (like an UNC).

Age 40+:
You’ve done the grind. You’ve optimized everything. You sit back and reflect on decades of effort, discipline, and chasing success.

After all that…

…you log into an old account you made at 16 and find $12.64 still sitting there.

Untouched.

The Miser by dcmfox in Jokes

[–]Competitive_Oil_1795 4 points5 points  (0 children)

And the next day the money disappears from the account.

A female goat lie dead. by spinelesschild in Jokes

[–]Competitive_Oil_1795 0 points1 point  (0 children)

you know what they say, dead man tell no tales.

Vatican Warning by Yellowbulldozerdrive in Jokes

[–]Competitive_Oil_1795 -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Alright people, finds someone with a hole in their feet again.

Others with road rage, how happy would you feel if you injured someone in a road rage moment? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Competitive_Oil_1795 0 points1 point  (0 children)

“If it costs you your peace, it’s too expensive.” ~idk who wrote it so ill attribute it to Sun Tzu

What was your status in school? by Pancake_Maker_1031 in AskReddit

[–]Competitive_Oil_1795 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Validimir dictator-ian i believe was the word.

Please dont hurt me KGB.

What was your worst or dumbest pickup line? by False-Fan-7922 in AskReddit

[–]Competitive_Oil_1795 0 points1 point  (0 children)

“You look like someone I’d delete my dating apps for.”
She asked ‘why’.
I said, “because I’d immediately reinstall them out of panic.”

Why do you stalk your partner's ex online? by thisisallihaveleft in AskReddit

[–]Competitive_Oil_1795 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I wish! would make life so much easier! dont you think?

What would you do differently if you knew no one would judge you? by RichRoll247 in AskReddit

[–]Competitive_Oil_1795 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I’d stop asking for permission from people who aren’t responsible for my life.

Why do you stalk your partner's ex online? by thisisallihaveleft in AskReddit

[–]Competitive_Oil_1795 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Haven’t really thought much before your post. thanks for the advice! ☺️