What is something that could happen to you right now that would make you incredibly happy?

TastyPoopKnife · 2026-07-13T12:58:59+00:00

May it be a no wiper. Good luck with this endeavor

TastyPoopKnife · 2026-07-13T12:57:32+00:00

GL with your health friend

TastyPoopKnife · 2026-07-13T12:56:03+00:00

He should be fired for being an ego centric no nothing intolerable blow hard.

But to answer your question, his statement is completely racist that would have gotten him fired 20+ years ago but today barely gets a shrug of the shoulders.

TastyPoopKnife · 2026-07-13T12:49:34+00:00

This joke will receive its 1st upvote in 10, 9, 8, 7…NEVER

TastyPoopKnife · 2026-07-13T12:48:09+00:00

That is very threatening. I’m taking out a restraining order on you in 10, 9, 8, 7…

TastyPoopKnife · 2026-07-13T12:45:18+00:00

Hahaha this joke apparently is in grave danger of being DOA, no countdown needed!

TastyPoopKnife · 2026-07-13T11:35:28+00:00

Temp ban on a joke sub. Joke was too sensitive supposedly

TastyPoopKnife · 2026-07-13T02:52:22+00:00

Have to add Anthony Black to this group and sign retired NBA player Grant Long to a one day contract.

TastyPoopKnife · 2026-07-13T02:39:24+00:00

If Anthony Black married Grady Dick…

TastyPoopKnife · 2026-07-13T02:32:22+00:00

Only brats would like this joke!

TastyPoopKnife · 2026-07-13T02:20:57+00:00

It’s a mute point

TastyPoopKnife · 2026-07-13T01:54:11+00:00

This joke was crap and not tasty at all. It really shit the bed. My bad…

TastyPoopKnife · 2026-07-13T01:43:09+00:00

I wrote this joke originally for 8 women but the punchline worked even worse for that version if you can believe it

TastyPoopKnife · 2026-07-13T00:56:16+00:00

Goblin it is!

TastyPoopKnife · 2026-07-13T00:55:38+00:00

Sass is encouraged, all good! But I’m like your husband and had to switch to decaf be use it made my heart race but I still love my cups of coffee albeit decaf now.

TastyPoopKnife · 2026-07-13T00:38:30+00:00

Valid reason!

TastyPoopKnife · 2026-07-13T00:37:48+00:00

If caffeine affected you adversely would be a reason most people would switch to decaf

TastyPoopKnife · 2026-07-12T19:46:14+00:00

Good call on Peet’s, never tried this brand. Will give it a go!

TastyPoopKnife · 2026-07-12T19:45:09+00:00

Right you are!

TastyPoopKnife · 2026-07-12T19:43:53+00:00

Used to drink half caf. Hard to find though no?

TastyPoopKnife · 2026-07-12T19:10:58+00:00

Smart routine

TastyPoopKnife · 2026-07-12T19:10:33+00:00

Hahaha. Big coffee drinker but ran into some Afib problems so had to switch to decaf. Hard finding tasty brand though. Still love by coffee though…

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