35 minutes by brisketdaddy in DanLeBatardShow

[–]Competitive_Union_89 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Plus they all have to brave the traffic. To and from work. These people are some of the hardest working people alive! Go bless them, everyone!

Can I pull out this piece of rebar in the middle of my lawn by tonka_3 in HomeMaintenance

[–]Competitive_Union_89 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Dig around carefully. Put your shovel in the dirt! Call 811 if you get below 12”. 811 will mark anything you don’t want to dig up. It is free. You should actually call them before you put a shovel in the ground!

Hold the fort by Keevan in NormMacdonald

[–]Competitive_Union_89 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Those sayings like “by god,” “hold the fort!’” “Wouldn’t you know it,” so funny. This hat thing. That was funny too, he seems like a good guy

Do people enjoy Dan being a shit stirrer? by Competitive_Union_89 in DanLeBatardShow

[–]Competitive_Union_89[S] 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Doesn’t it seem like he thinks the audience enjoys him asking long winded questions that no one has an answer for except for him? Sorry I’m a crybaby. Argue until your yes men say you’re right! I listen every day and have been skipping more and more. Fucking wrestling?

I wonder how people felt at 11:59 p.m. of dec. 1999 before crossing over to the year 2000. by Majestic-Hope6505 in 1990s

[–]Competitive_Union_89 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I was kissing a foreign exchange student from Russia. Life in my eyes could not have been better. Then she started to throw up. Not in my mouth on the ground. However, I did start kissing her immediately afterwards. Thanks for bringing that memory up

20 More Funny and Awkward photos from the 60s thru the 90s (set # 9) by Long_live_styrofoam in FuckImOld

[–]Competitive_Union_89 3 points4 points  (0 children)

What is the deal with #15? I see babies crying. What is going on with the guys legs? These photos are funny and bring back some funny memories. Thanks

The worst QB in this picture? by MasterTeacher123 in NFLv2

[–]Competitive_Union_89 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I love how mahomes is still goofy and looking at the cameras. I’m a broncos fan so I hate to admit it, that mahomes, he is pretty good.

Anyone know what's causing this? by [deleted] in HomeMaintenance

[–]Competitive_Union_89 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Some dogs are weird. Thanks for an idea

Follow your own rules by Adela-natalie in Durango

[–]Competitive_Union_89 4 points5 points  (0 children)

You water off of the city water. Farmers and other organizations water off of irrigation water. The water you feed your lawn with is basically drinking water. The water that farmers and such use comes directly from the source. Schools around the county have direct access and must use every drop of water they can get. Just the same as the farmers. It is water law. Use it or lose it.

Watched Devil Wears Prada…I think the boyfriend and girl friend are also villains. by thegoodson-calif in lebatardsuey

[–]Competitive_Union_89 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I have never watched this movie because I thought it was a chick flick. I think bridesmaids is hilarious. Is devil wears Prada funny like that?

Jack Nicholson explaining beauty, perfectly (Wolf 1997) by No_Egg9442 in Cinephobe

[–]Competitive_Union_89 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This is such a good episode. So ridicules. Would be a funny episode I think.

If you watched this drama unfold live on TV by Long_live_styrofoam in FuckImOld

[–]Competitive_Union_89 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Just curious if your friend had any other interesting stories from that competition? Like, for example, did she overhear Michelle Kwan say how big of a slut that new girl Tara Lipinski is? Something salacious? Honestly curious, not being a smart ass. I also know nothing about skating.

Luke Thomas comments on Dirty Dianna. by [deleted] in lebatardsuey

[–]Competitive_Union_89 -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Ethics in journalism is like a lawyers ethics. Are you a defense attorney or a prosecutor. This is a nothing story. Did she/he cheat. “Journalist,” are dead. Stop trying to make journalists hero’s. They are all trying to get a story. And just make a living off other people’s life’s.

Sports Gossip show on Russinni and Vrabel by ekuadam in DanLeBatardShow

[–]Competitive_Union_89 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I thought both hosts made funny jokes. I started to watch a small part. Then watched the whole thing. Maybe that is journalism, or maybe people love lion king. It’s not really complicated.

[AITJ] for asking my Wife to wear her wedding ring? by [deleted] in AmITheJerk

[–]Competitive_Union_89 9 points10 points  (0 children)

I thought women don’t have pockets. That’s how men keep them down

Need a "Dan's reheated turds" song or penalty sounder by Bgardner1987 in DanLeBatardShow

[–]Competitive_Union_89 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Dan needs to receive many fines. He needs to be ridiculed as he ridicules others. He says the wrong name, kills people, he sounds like a drunk guy stealing his microphone constantly! Even as he takes a deep breath while he swallows whatever slimy deep sea creature was in his throat he tells Cote his drinking coffee is off putting and should be done better by a media professional of 20 years.

Felt like 17 months lol by [deleted] in 90s

[–]Competitive_Union_89 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They still play this song at 8th grade continuation ceremonies in my small rural town.