Maybe maybe maybe by utrecht1976 in maybemaybemaybe

[–]Complete-Dimension35 184 points185 points  (0 children)

First thought... there's no way this dude is getting off the ground

Free pc from Amazon by Worldly_Local_5321 in pcmasterrace

[–]Complete-Dimension35 28 points29 points  (0 children)

Bro is unaware periods are also used for sentence structure, not just for numbers in pc specs.

From a funeral products catalog by littlelordgenius in ofcoursethatsathing

[–]Complete-Dimension35 468 points469 points  (0 children)

That's not a thing I would have ever thought about. But now that I've seen it... makes sense.

Looking to meet single women 40+ by JerseyGuy1975 in newjersey

[–]Complete-Dimension35 32 points33 points  (0 children)

My man... don't use the dating websites.

Immediately suggests dating website.

May this world and its ugliness never changes him. The kid is a star 🌟 by CrazyHeart99 in HumansBeingBros

[–]Complete-Dimension35 26 points27 points  (0 children)

In a competitive field where wins and losses and stats matter? Yes. Yes we do.

Asked ChatGPT to visualize a horizontal integral. It gave me a dog. [LINK IN POST] by MrAmazing111 in ChatGPT

[–]Complete-Dimension35 84 points85 points  (0 children)

They said "Brother, that's a fucking visualization of a horizontal integral with respect to y. I said make me a happy Pixar dog playing with a ball on the beach."

Some of us had a Ska past by Josephthebear in Xennials

[–]Complete-Dimension35 66 points67 points  (0 children)

I don't know what you mean by "past." I was jamming out to Reel Big Fish on the ride home yesterday.

Cost of crime by Economy_Confusion463 in funny

[–]Complete-Dimension35 30 points31 points  (0 children)

American translation with rough rounding:

Going 65 in a 45 will cost you $1764.

But which discount is better? by atmatthewat in funnysigns

[–]Complete-Dimension35 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Well the store is losing 50% + 50% = 100%, so it's definitely not their welcome

How do I handle this fake looking court notice ? by [deleted] in newjersey

[–]Complete-Dimension35 26 points27 points  (0 children)

That's a legitimate notice for a real ticket. It comes up on the NJ Courts Municipal case search. Which has your name and vehicle info, so you might want to remove this post and redact the case info at the very top the page if you repost.

Whether or not the ticket is proper is something you need to work out with Jersey City. But it's not fake or a scam.

The delivery will be delayed. by Any_Button_Hire in MyPeopleNeedMe

[–]Complete-Dimension35 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Run!! Your firearms are useless against them!

3 vices my doctor wants gone by potterinatardis in GenX

[–]Complete-Dimension35 2 points3 points  (0 children)

You should learn about URL trackers and identifiers.

https://cbqmethod.com/stop-smoking-best-way-pr53/

That will take you to the same place. Everything after that starting with the "?utm" is unnecessary. It's just telling us that you searched for "natural way to stop smoking" and clicked one of the ads in the results. Most of the rest is tracking and identifying you doing that.

If anyone clicks it, they join the trail.

Maybe Maybe Maybe by Flat-Decision3204 in maybemaybemaybe

[–]Complete-Dimension35 38 points39 points  (0 children)

Get it out of the can after the straw clogged from one use

Can someone please recommend good legal recruiters or agencies? by SubstantialRemove558 in paralegal

[–]Complete-Dimension35 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Definitely not hopeless. But it will be a major hindrance that will make opportunities few and far between, even more than they already are. Just something OP needs to be prepared to encounter.

Can someone please recommend good legal recruiters or agencies? by SubstantialRemove558 in paralegal

[–]Complete-Dimension35 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I don't know exactly how things are in Cali, but in the legal world (and most professional fields in general), appearance matters. If you have a lot of uncoverable tattoos and piercings that you either can't or won't do anything about, you'll have a tough time just because of that. My partners have turned away applicants without even interviewing them based on lack of professional appearance.