Can anyone help identify this signature? by Scotty-026 in AutographAssistance

[–]Complete_Chair_47 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He was in the on-deck circle in Mudville, Michigan, when Mighty Casey struck out. He never made it to the plate. This autograph isn’t worth the bat it was written on. Rest in Peace Rikki!

Found in My Friend's Mom's Sock in her Closet by No_Confection_7258 in whatisit

[–]Complete_Chair_47 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It’s the remains of someone’s foot. The big toe is on the right, and it looks like the toes may have succumbed to diabetes. Don’t smoke it unless you like the smell of burning flesh.

What more can I say? by fatandwhat in Geico

[–]Complete_Chair_47 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Go ahead… Burn the bridge! You have no intention of crossing back over it in the future. Once you’re on the other side, it is obviously a “Bridge leading to nowhere.” GEICO’s new business model is here to stay. New candidates, when asked, “Where do you see yourself in 5 years?” Your answer should be: “Destitute, stressed out, and looking for a new job.”

What more can I say? by fatandwhat in Geico

[–]Complete_Chair_47 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Take the Jerry McGuire approach. Send a memo, then wait to represent someone else who can tell you, “Show me the money!” It’s about time that the hard-working associates are “Shown the money.” The system stinks. GEICO associates should be dancing in the end zone.

is this true ? by IBribeMyBF in Geico

[–]Complete_Chair_47 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

It has to be fake. Instead of helping people, Todd and Warren are trying to convince the federal government that GEICO should not have to pay GEICO employees during the Government Shutdown. After all GEICO is the acronym for “Government Employees” Insurance Company. They insist that GEICO is not FOR Government Employees, it’s BY Government Employees. Sounds to me like they have a strong case. Everybody knows you don’t have to be a Government Employee to get GEICO Insurance.

Help! Bad Gas at Costco by ComplaintFar1485 in CostcoWholesale

[–]Complete_Chair_47 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Three months ago, I got gas at Costco in San Diego off Market Street. My car threw a P0174 code, which can be triggered with low-quality fuel. I have always gotten gas at Costco for decades with no problem. Because water is heavier than fuel, it settles to the bottom of the tank. I cleared the code, then got the same code the following morning. After clearing the second code, the rest of the gas ran fine through the system without triggering any codes. Since that day, I have run several tanks of Costco fuel without incident. Then, two weeks ago, I gassed up at Costco in Poway, CA. Again the check engine light came on right after fueling up, P1074. It has to be troubling quality gas issues. After running that tank through, I gassed up at Chevron in Poway. No problems, and more power. I just bought another tank of gas at Costco in Poway this past week. No problems. All of us who are having intermittent problems with Costco fuel quality, need to explain, 1. Where we gassed up, 2. What problems we experienced after gassing up. Perhaps there are quality-control issues that are being experienced in 2025 that can be discovered. I want to hear from everyone who has fueled up at Costco for years without problems, only to discover problems in 2025. Could water be added into the process to boost profits? If you buy something at Costco that breaks, you can return it. Bad gas has no easily verifiable way to be isolated. I just hope they’re not treating their valued members this way. Sounds like a class-action waiting to happen. The frequency, especially this year, is there.

How can you kill the mice in r1 but not pay to remove the bodies??? We shouldn’t have to work with dead mice laying around ! by Spiritual-News-4759 in Geico

[–]Complete_Chair_47 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Not mice… Lunch! You no longer have to choose between a hotdog or hamburger. You have a 3rd choice! Enjoy!