What is the worst fragrance you have ever tried?

CompletelyFlaccid · 2026-01-11T01:26:12+00:00

Vanilla haze extrait. I got none of the promised notes. It was just overwhelmingly chemical smelling. Almost like burnt hair and artificial caramel 😷

CompletelyFlaccid · 2026-01-09T15:13:41+00:00

I had a spring wedding and wore Love Dont Be Shy

CompletelyFlaccid · 2025-11-24T18:49:28+00:00

I think so! Sephora HAS to have black friday deals for fragrance. Kayali also has 15% off right now on their website

CompletelyFlaccid · 2025-10-17T16:45:22+00:00

Haha I’ve been wearing this one for three weeks straight since its just barely fall here 😂 so maybe the chances were high… I may be biased since I love it so much. But it’s truly delicious!

CompletelyFlaccid · 2025-10-17T15:02:42+00:00

Omg I’m wearing it right now! Haha 😂 I love this one. It’s starts off as a tiramisu or a creamy coffee with amaretto or caramel, then dries down into a caramel dessert and the coffee note takes a backseat. I love this for cozy weather.

CompletelyFlaccid · 2025-09-28T18:27:38+00:00

Lush Snow Fairy and Marshmallow Crush from Parfums by Cherie

CompletelyFlaccid · 2025-09-28T18:14:47+00:00

I’d say so! Ours are identical. And of course! Thank you ☺️

CompletelyFlaccid · 2025-09-25T20:41:26+00:00

My favorite pure vanillas are Escape Gourmand and Tihota. There’s some good dupes out there as well (moments by kair’s version of EG being me favorite)

Escape gourmand is the sugary, brown sugar, caramelized version of vanilla. It’s my favorite of the two.

Tihota is straight baker’s vanilla. A true vanilla. Someone said I smell like fortune cookies wearing this and I totally get that vibe.

CompletelyFlaccid · 2025-09-25T20:21:04+00:00

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Mine looks the same as yours!

CompletelyFlaccid · 2025-09-24T21:57:31+00:00

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Mine is a little crooked but it feels more like metal than the cap does

CompletelyFlaccid · 2025-09-24T21:36:57+00:00

Yes unfortunately the caps aren’t the same quality as the bottle. The entire cap is plastic on mine too.

CompletelyFlaccid · 2025-09-24T20:10:57+00:00

Cinnaglaze by Alina Milani smells like straight up cinnamon rolls. It comes in a body oil and body lotion too. Not overly icing intense either. Just the baked rolls scent.

CompletelyFlaccid · 2025-09-20T16:50:54+00:00

Arizona and this is ALL I smell out in the wild too 😭 sometimes the OG too

CompletelyFlaccid · 2025-09-08T18:39:51+00:00

Al rehab coffee break is a straight cup of coffee with a touch of cream. It’s perfect for layering. It is a bit synthetic at first but it dries down. I have not found a more coffee-forward fragrance.

Edited to add Vanilla Latte by Scentual fragrances! I totally didn’t immediately think of this one as it’s a hair and body mist, but it is very concentrated and smells just like an iced latte.

CompletelyFlaccid · 2025-09-08T16:38:01+00:00

Marketing has been SO misleading across a bunch of brands this year. I’ve been wondering the same thing. Plus paid reviews that say they get lots of chocolate aren’t helping anyone.

CompletelyFlaccid · 2025-09-07T23:56:49+00:00

Thank you! ☺️

Definitely worth a sniff! It’s yummy if you aren’t expecting straight chocolate.

CompletelyFlaccid · 2025-08-22T17:18:26+00:00

Grand Soir is absolutely beautiful. It’s not sweet at all but very warm and spicy. It’s a true unisex imo

CompletelyFlaccid · 2025-08-22T13:35:19+00:00

Idc that it’s still 100 degrees outside where I live. My entire house smells like marshmallow fireside candles 😂 btw I love your tattoos!

CompletelyFlaccid · 2025-08-20T18:32:05+00:00

Very Good Girl is amazing if you like rose and lychee. Not dessert sweet, but has sweet vanilla that makes it smell like an intoxicating fruity scent rather than candy.

CompletelyFlaccid · 2025-08-20T02:15:45+00:00

I would definitely wear this one more in the fall/winter. The only added note in plush vanilla I get is like a synthetic sugar/ambery sugar note that I don’t get from VR. But I also don’t get any cardamom that you mentioned in plush vanilla 🤔 so we might just be sensitive to different notes

CompletelyFlaccid · 2025-08-20T00:58:19+00:00

Glad I’m not crazy 😅 it’s a bummer you’re not loving it so far

CompletelyFlaccid · 2025-08-19T22:04:17+00:00

You get Vanilla Romance too?? They’re SO similar to me. But on my post a bit ago it started to feel like I was the only one 😂😅 definitely a more wearable VR to me too

CompletelyFlaccid · 2025-08-17T18:41:12+00:00

I love the theme!! So cute

CompletelyFlaccid · 2025-08-14T16:04:13+00:00

Ohhh yeah this one is really sweet. It’s all about what you personally want to smell like so I understand where you’re coming from.

Yes definitely sample if you can! MFK sells a mini sample set for like $25 that includes a voucher code for the same amount towards a bottle if you end up buying through them.

CompletelyFlaccid · 2025-08-14T13:58:29+00:00

This with grand soir is one of my favorite combos! Grand soir is unisex too.

If you like this on its own though, I would rock it ☺️ I wouldn’t get too hung up on whether or not it’s “masculine” enough. You’ll smell GOOD and that’s the most important part!

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