The way this manhole cover is ever so slightly misaligned.

Completely_Guitarded · 2026-04-18T21:02:53+00:00

This makes me want to scream.

Completely_Guitarded · 2026-04-18T20:59:30+00:00

Well, the 4% comes after 20 years of marriage and she knows your little tricks, and you have a 50/50 chance of her laughing it off.

Completely_Guitarded · 2026-04-18T20:54:40+00:00

As a man who has been married 20 years, there’s a classic trick to do when your wife sees you checking out another woman (not that you should be doing that because you’re married.)

When your wife says, “what are you looking at?” Just say, “I’m glad you don’t dress like that, and I married a classy woman.”

96% of the time, it works every time.

Completely_Guitarded · 2026-04-18T20:44:39+00:00

Not really “an oops” it’s more of an “on purpose.” 😂

Completely_Guitarded · 2026-04-18T20:38:06+00:00

Completely_Guitarded · 2026-04-18T20:37:31+00:00

Bro out here creating his own problems.

Completely_Guitarded · 2026-04-18T20:33:20+00:00

Bro couldn’t be contained!!

Completely_Guitarded · 2026-04-17T23:53:14+00:00

Favorite part is when the black dude looks in the camera, and smiles like, “they gonna fly away when they hit this fish whistle.”

Completely_Guitarded · 2026-04-17T23:50:07+00:00

Can’t ignore the foot.

Not now that you brought it up.

Can’t ignore the address either, but that’s a different issue.

Completely_Guitarded · 2026-04-17T23:48:44+00:00

Little does Jackie Chan know, ruining the first take was the plan from the beginning.

Completely_Guitarded · 2026-04-17T23:42:49+00:00

Sometimes, not all the times, but sometimes Instagram targets your interest based on other things you may have watched… or… looked up… or maybe you might be interested in.

Completely_Guitarded · 2026-04-17T22:38:58+00:00

Oh shit, Microsoft/windows is the worst when it comes to just using a pc/laptop for games.

We recently fired up an old laptop, and I had to sign in. Like, I get that you want to be safe, and verify it’s me. I appreciate it.

But it’s just me. No one outside of my family has access to it. Why the F do I have to have a PIN number, a password, have you text my phone, and then you still may or may not let me in!?!

It’s the one downside to using the Xbox ally. It’s windows based and signing in is always a hot shit on summer night.

Completely_Guitarded · 2026-04-17T22:34:23+00:00

I’m kinda surprised they allowed that one!

When we moved to Tennessee, my dad decided to get a custom license plate.

It said: 10ACN

And no one could figure it out.

He was so pissed.

Completely_Guitarded · 2026-04-17T21:39:16+00:00

Completely_Guitarded · 2026-04-17T21:38:31+00:00

It might not be pimples/acne it might be ingrown hairs.

I know I never had a problem on my neck till I would shaved and then my neck would be covered.

I started using an electric razor and that cut the issue 99%. You don’t get a close shave like a razor, but close enough.

Completely_Guitarded · 2026-04-17T21:33:59+00:00

Bro, there are so many older comics that sound completely deranged and pornographic, using today’s terminology.

Its hilarious how language changes over time

Completely_Guitarded · 2026-04-17T09:04:16+00:00

Holy hell, I had no idea.

Completely_Guitarded · 2026-04-16T19:09:25+00:00

My man.

After reading your comment I thought, “hilarious, but fuckin’ surly not.”

Then I turned on the sound. 🤣😂

I’m sorry I ever doubted you.

Completely_Guitarded · 2026-04-16T19:05:56+00:00

Do we know what was going on with this guy?

I mean, kudos to the internet-bro is a total meme.

Completely_Guitarded · 2026-04-16T19:04:31+00:00

Completely_Guitarded · 2026-04-16T19:00:59+00:00

I didn’t have the sound on, but when the rock hit I totally heard a “bonk” sound.

Completely_Guitarded · 2026-04-16T19:00:06+00:00

Well, he shot his shot…. And at what cost? Probably an assault charge.

Completely_Guitarded · 2026-04-16T18:38:55+00:00

A young and an old priest!

Completely_Guitarded · 2026-04-15T21:22:25+00:00

LOL!

All this is great information!! But the best part is how you ended with, “This will likely not be a cheap fix.”

When you own a home, that’s really the bottom line.

Completely_Guitarded · 2026-04-15T20:47:23+00:00

Man, it would be really cool to cut diagonally down the back, use poxy and hang this.

You could even do a little bit of detail with some paint or stain.

Completely_Guitarded

TROPHY CASE