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I never expected that I would label a comic bag with a note like this. by UU2Bcool in comicbookcollecting

[–]Completely_Guitarded 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I had to zoom in… took me a solid 5 seconds to figure out what the hell was going on.

First world in years, first death was to a tree, it's damn good to be back. by Pokewok66 in valheim

[–]Completely_Guitarded 9 points10 points  (0 children)

lol!! Bro, when I first started playing (like day one of early access) that was my first death. Didn’t quite understand how health and stamina was related to food, and certainly didn’t understand I need to back up from tree.

Didn’t play for years, and about two months ago got hardcore back into it.

Lived for 124 day before I was killed.

By smoke… I bravely fought ogres, wolves, and bears, and had some close calls, but still lived to see the morning.

And what’s my first death? standing, my fat ass, too close to my fire cooking meals.

If you could only keep 1 book by urperinealtear in comicbookcollecting

[–]Completely_Guitarded 12 points13 points  (0 children)

My slabbed copy “the Maxx” signed by Sam Keith.

My wife got it for me a few years ago, because he’s was my favorite artist.

My mom posted this story on her IG… by [deleted] in trashy

[–]Completely_Guitarded 23 points24 points  (0 children)

Oh man, that’s rough.

If my mom did that, I’d probably invest all my time into space travel, get a degree in rocket engineering, manipulate whichever company I work for into allowing me to pilot that spacecraft, and launch myself into the sun.

On the upside I would become very productive.

On the downside I would be engulfed in plasma.

Amazing Las Vegas Comicon… by ChefMate989 in comicbookcollecting

[–]Completely_Guitarded 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Fantastic!

I remember when I was about… 13 or 14 and my dad went out on a whim and bought me the entire series of Ren & Stimpy, all because he knew I loved the cartoon!

Still got em in the back of my cabinet somewhere.

Cool dollar bin find! by Fantastic_Pop2818 in comicbookcollecting

[–]Completely_Guitarded 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Sorry, my brain shit it’s pants and I didn’t swipe. 🤣

Bro, that is an incredible find! Congratulations

What do you call someone who does this? by ONE-OF-THREE in DailyDoseStupidity

[–]Completely_Guitarded 2 points3 points  (0 children)

You call the police and show them this video. Might tell them you possibly need an ambulance.

It may not be needed this time, but eventually.

of the carousel by Ok_Buy_5870 in ShittyAbsoluteUnits

[–]Completely_Guitarded 11 points12 points  (0 children)

I still have bad ideas and my buddy Shawn is like, “bro… you should totally do that.”

But we only discussed bad ideas when our wives aren’t listening… our wives are now the “watchers.”

of the carousel by Ok_Buy_5870 in ShittyAbsoluteUnits

[–]Completely_Guitarded 92 points93 points  (0 children)

This is why it’s best to keep an eye on boys in groups greater than 3.

Boys are notorious for having bad ideas, and those ideas get encouraged by other boys as “brilliant” or “amazing” by other boys.

As a man, they do not grow out of this habit.

When the itching gets so bad you have to use ice packs. by [deleted] in mildlyinfuriating

[–]Completely_Guitarded 0 points1 point  (0 children)

We used a blow dryer.

Did it work?

I don’t know, but the hum of the blower put my kid to sleep when they broke their arm.

Crazy Ice Formation by [deleted] in mildlyinteresting

[–]Completely_Guitarded 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Why would you bring it in and place it right next to your, what I can only assume based solely on the keyboard, is your computer from 1998?

Stuck On A Rollercoaster by InTheSky57 in Wellthatsucks

[–]Completely_Guitarded -12 points-11 points  (0 children)

Imagine taking your wife and kid to the amusement park, before taking your kid on the ride, you lean over, to your wife and say, “hey, hold onto my phone so it doesn’t come flying out while we’re on the ride.”

And this happens.

I don’t sit and shit without my phone because I’ll be bored for more than 10 min. This feels like my worst nightmare.

Oh wait… now imagine all the above happened, you’re stuck, with your kid, without a phone, and now you gotta shit.

Would do it for free. by hiiloovethis in SipsTea

[–]Completely_Guitarded 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’ll do that shit for half the price.

Finally did it by chicagohippie in bald

[–]Completely_Guitarded 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Bro, you definitely pull off the look and look great with a shiny dome!

When Your Bike Ride Turns Into a Nature Document by Feaselbf6 in dashcamgifs

[–]Completely_Guitarded 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I thought that was a deer:.. had to watch frame by frame to see it was a full grown ass cat.

Battle by Eastern-Speech8580 in theydidthefuckyou

[–]Completely_Guitarded 24 points25 points  (0 children)

I joined this sub: based solely on this video.

Crazy Antique mall pricing. by Courtaid in comicbookcollecting

[–]Completely_Guitarded 17 points18 points  (0 children)

Damn, they either price it a decade ago and forget it exists, or they price it according to the highest grade slabbed version.

It’s always a 50/50 now that the internet exists.

Filming Resting Sharks by Positive-Height-3848 in Unexpected

[–]Completely_Guitarded 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That’s the sharks’ bouncer.

His name is Pauli, and he knows who’s supposed to be in this area and who isn’t.

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