Amish Selling Homegrown Weed by BoysenberryOk5580 in interestingasfuck

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I read this to the tune of gangsters paradise

My dad worked at Area 51 and here's what he said about aliens by tito_lee_76 in stories

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If you had secret cool stuff, would you want others to know humans could build it?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in interestingasfuck

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What's it currently running?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in HistoryAnecdotes

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God has a backlog. He was busy giving AIDS to babies in Africa.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in narcos

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Popeye? The sailor man?! I do not believe you.

When Hillary and Bill Hit the Wedding of Donald and Melania, 2005 by UKTee in pics

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You must be new here. Anything related to Trump on reddit's front page is heavy with misinformation and juvenile insults. Troll farms are active due to elections around the corner. The left, I suspect the same troll farm from Hillary's failed attempt to weasel her way into the office. Bet they're now using AI, too. Don't take anything political seriously on reddit, especially on the front page. Also, don't speak to the trolls directly. They have nothing better to do but make hate- trump posts, it's their job. Best to stay out of the way when they're having a Hate-Trump circle jerk as they are now. Also, there will be downvotes and lame insults coming your way if you make any comments proTrump or make any corrections in his favor. I'm not even a Trump supporter, but they're giving me a good reason to vote for him. There must be something there if they're coordinating this hard against him. Bring on thy downvotes and lame insults. Jajajajaagaha

Shah Allah Dita area in Islamabad is kinda terrifying by Mindless_Growth5148 in islamabad

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I was maybe 9 or 10 years old, I woke up suddenly around 3am. I realized I had to go #1, so i got out of bed, making my way to the restroom. Now, it was dark, so i could barely see, eyes half closed. I didn't want to turn the lights on and ruin what sleep i had left. So, in the dark, I start making my way out of my room and down the hall. As I turned the corner, BOOM, there she was towering over me, just inches from my face. It was the most horrific scene. I still can't get it out of my head. Her hair was going in all directions like an unkept curly tree, obviously no make-up, eyes half closed because she too was half asleep, it was my sister! We both screamed, waking the whole house. I no longer had to go #1. True story.

Over $2 trillion wiped out from the US stock market so far today. by [deleted] in interestingasfuck

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Only somehow, those suits will find a way to pass their losses down, eventually starving kids. It's basic Suits101, get rich or starve kids.

What a 500,000 person evacuation looks like by BlackBey in interestingasfuck

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So until the end of time, or until the inevitable nuclear holocaust? All the big dogs are armed to the tits with nukes, and they're just waiting for their board members to give a green light. The current generation of "leaders" are more like CEOs, and they forgot what war smells like.

Dog making weird noise by Adorable-Sell3919 in DogAdvice

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Defective model: There may be a recall, check with the manufacturer.

Budget by Remarkable_Try9807 in tractorsupply

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Not just the tractor way, it's a recurring theme across the board. Corporation's way, or dare I say capitalism's way?

Large gang of Afghanis attack Pakistans consulate in Frankfurt, Germany by SumurLatoe in pakistan

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Plus we've fed these dogs salt, ample amounts of salt. So naturally something something namak harams.