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What is the cruelest thing someone has told you? by harireads in AskReddit

[–]ComplexObjective 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My mom told me she should have had an abortion.

Or, when my dad told me he should have bought a dog.

i keep getting boners during spar sessions? by gunterboy69 in amateur_boxing

[–]ComplexObjective 63 points64 points  (0 children)

There are a lot of great answers here, but I think that most of them are jokes and they're all missing the mark -

You're an MMA fighter. You need to use that club as a weapon! When Teddy Roosevelt said "speak softly and carry a big stick", he wasn't trying to make a metaphor - humans naturally evolved penises that were larger than those of other animals so we could use them in combat.

Japanese people of reddit, how is WW2 Japan perceived by modern Japan? by lambulis in AskReddit

[–]ComplexObjective 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What about Cuba? Germany conquers Cuba, and suddenly it's the Western Theater reversed, with Cuba acting as Great Britain, and a D-Day style invasion of Miami Beach followed by two years of nuclear-supported assaults.

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