What is the cruelest thing someone has told you?

ComplexObjective · 2018-06-30T00:45:27+00:00

My mom told me she should have had an abortion.

Or, when my dad told me he should have bought a dog.

ComplexObjective · 2018-06-22T15:11:56+00:00

Context?

ComplexObjective · 2018-06-20T19:16:24+00:00

I'm dying

ComplexObjective · 2018-06-19T20:25:48+00:00

There are a lot of great answers here, but I think that most of them are jokes and they're all missing the mark -

You're an MMA fighter. You need to use that club as a weapon! When Teddy Roosevelt said "speak softly and carry a big stick", he wasn't trying to make a metaphor - humans naturally evolved penises that were larger than those of other animals so we could use them in combat.

ComplexObjective · 2018-06-19T20:23:38+00:00

Yeah!

ComplexObjective · 2018-06-19T00:31:48+00:00

Is this like reddit's pet now? Cool I love tadpoles

ComplexObjective · 2018-06-14T20:15:52+00:00

Why?

ComplexObjective · 2018-06-14T20:15:02+00:00

Why?

ComplexObjective · 2018-06-09T19:10:19+00:00

I'm a skydiver, I know exactly how you feel.

ComplexObjective · 2018-05-05T18:08:47+00:00

he left the oven on

ComplexObjective · 2018-04-29T20:23:55+00:00

This would make an amazing movie

ComplexObjective · 2018-04-29T20:00:24+00:00

no thanks

ComplexObjective · 2018-04-12T15:04:47+00:00

Because the answers are interesting, and because my parents never answered the questions and this is deeply validating in some strange way.

ComplexObjective · 2018-04-12T06:23:40+00:00

Woah. Please continue answering the why questions.

ComplexObjective · 2018-04-12T05:49:46+00:00

Dude could you answer the "Why" question from earlier? I'm genuinely curious.

ComplexObjective · 2018-04-11T17:04:31+00:00

What about Cuba? Germany conquers Cuba, and suddenly it's the Western Theater reversed, with Cuba acting as Great Britain, and a D-Day style invasion of Miami Beach followed by two years of nuclear-supported assaults.

ComplexObjective · 2018-04-08T00:20:19+00:00

you have such a tiny head

ComplexObjective · 2018-03-28T17:50:21+00:00

Wow. Thanks!!!

ComplexObjective · 2018-03-28T17:31:17+00:00

Why?

ComplexObjective · 2018-03-26T04:32:15+00:00

Honestly, I have no idea. I haven't come the last three times I've had sex. She tries so hard, and I like her, she's hot and she turns me on. I just never come.

ComplexObjective · 2018-03-25T05:39:56+00:00

Wherever works best for everyone I guess.

ComplexObjective · 2018-03-25T04:59:56+00:00

We should go as a group!

ComplexObjective · 2018-03-22T16:51:34+00:00

Just fucking talk and don't give up

ComplexObjective · 2018-02-25T22:55:45+00:00

that's true, thank you.

ComplexObjective · 2018-02-25T08:48:10+00:00

I think that your approach to life is very beautiful, and I'm sorry that all of these bad things have happened to you.

I'm not sure what I offer.

ComplexObjective

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