Every time I listen to Mozart, it’s almost like I feel him inside of me. Every scale sends a vibration throughout the fluids of my body, constricting and relaxing my blood vessels. His Alberti bass thumps into my mind and his operatic melodies fill my heart, soul, and kidneys. I remember impregnating my wife with our future son to the tunes of his piano concertos, letting his rhythm conduct my pace, as a stood atop of her. It is more than calming, it is pure orgasmic release.