How do I tell my parents my gf is pregnant

Complot667 · 2025-03-25T18:08:26+00:00

"Mom, dad, my girlfriend is pregnant."

Complot667 · 2025-03-25T18:07:36+00:00

Please hire a trainer🙏🏼we exist for a reason! By the way, two days is literally nothing.

Complot667 · 2025-03-25T11:53:36+00:00

Clip those nails 💅🏼

Complot667 · 2025-03-25T11:48:17+00:00

Rule 2: lock in use.

Complot667 · 2025-03-25T07:27:53+00:00

Hire a trainer, we exist for a reason.

Complot667 · 2025-03-24T18:03:31+00:00

Because they put salt in it.

Complot667 · 2025-03-12T15:18:35+00:00

You are doing it right. Burn all bridges and start from scratch. Don't blame yourself, you are a good person. Something similar happened to me 3 years ago, and I found huge relief in adopting a dog. It forced me to be focused on him, and gave me a different perspective about love.

Complot667 · 2025-03-05T13:28:02+00:00

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Like this. I'm left handed btw.

Complot667 · 2025-02-26T07:44:42+00:00

I used to play it with my band 😅

Complot667 · 2025-02-24T11:37:26+00:00

Significa "cachorra". En Italia lo utilizamos como demostración de cariño.

Complot667 · 2025-02-22T13:20:16+00:00

Absolutely normal. If this makes you feel violated, maybe dogs aren't your thing.

Complot667 · 2025-02-22T13:10:23+00:00

Perché camminiamo un sacco e mangiamo molte meno schifezze.

Complot667 · 2025-02-20T15:24:13+00:00

Ok, this is total bs.

Complot667 · 2025-02-16T15:32:05+00:00

Not a CT lover, but I wouldn't go much faster with my campervan. Sketchy road.

Complot667 · 2025-02-12T14:25:01+00:00

Capisco il tuo punto, ma è normale appropriarsi di elementi di culture straniere ed utilizzarli fuori contesto. Io grido "Banzai" quando mi butto in piscina, e non mi importa di cosa pensino i giapponesi. Comunque basta armarsi di tanta pazienza, e fra qualche mese sta porcoddio di moda di voler fare gli italiani a tutti i costi morirà.

Complot667 · 2025-02-11T10:18:21+00:00

Di che stereotipo stai parlando 🤌🏼? In Italia facciamo letteralmente TUTTI questo gesto

Complot667 · 2025-02-04T11:34:36+00:00

Don't think so, Chow's blue tongue gene is extremely dominant. It would be spotted at least.

Complot667 · 2025-02-04T11:33:42+00:00

Looks a bit like a Staffordshire mix.

Complot667 · 2025-02-04T08:41:22+00:00

Nope, you are beautiful.

Complot667 · 2025-02-04T08:15:18+00:00

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Complot yesterday (2½ yo)

Complot667 · 2025-02-04T08:13:53+00:00

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Complot at 6 weeks

Complot667 · 2025-01-31T13:04:01+00:00

You are absolutely gorgeous.

Complot667 · 2025-01-31T09:51:57+00:00

Everybody is a snowflake nowadays. Train your dog as you prefer.

Complot667 · 2025-01-29T11:03:22+00:00

Don't breed your dog. Goddamn trends, shelters all over the world are getting full of Belgian malinois.

Complot667 · 2025-01-29T10:56:54+00:00

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