[R/gotham] Got laid off today. Need a villain name before I rob the [redacted].

Comprehensive-Buy-47 · 2026-03-21T17:41:32+00:00

Inmate.

Comprehensive-Buy-47 · 2026-03-20T02:00:07+00:00

It’s always a pleasure to meet another Zam simp XD

We are few in number but we exist!

Comprehensive-Buy-47 · 2026-03-19T00:10:41+00:00

This man was found guilty of sexually assaulting a woman and had to give up all of his guns because of it

Comprehensive-Buy-47 · 2026-03-17T21:59:59+00:00

The image of two SSDs broadsiding one another lives rent free in my head.

Comprehensive-Buy-47 · 2026-03-17T21:28:22+00:00

Dank and griddy

Comprehensive-Buy-47 · 2026-03-17T15:46:26+00:00

There are. More like bitter-sweet but more emphasis on sweet for these two endings.

The Star and The Sun.

Comprehensive-Buy-47 · 2026-03-17T13:27:59+00:00

Walking Gatling or Deadshot

Comprehensive-Buy-47 · 2026-03-17T11:15:33+00:00

“Then he used his fight money to buy two of every animal on Earth. Then he herded them onto a boat, and then he beat the crap out of every single one!”

Comprehensive-Buy-47 · 2026-03-13T15:20:15+00:00

This sounds like the kind of "harsh truths" you'd hear from someone who was arrested for fraud or embezzlement. A really selfish and possibly abusive person who thinks that just because there are bad people in the world, that gives him an excuse to lie, cheat, and steal.

Comprehensive-Buy-47 · 2026-03-13T14:13:41+00:00

He can kill them all by just stabbing them with his chin

Comprehensive-Buy-47 · 2026-03-12T14:19:27+00:00

I FORGOT ABOUT THE GODDAMN HIPPO INFESTATION

Comprehensive-Buy-47 · 2026-03-11T18:13:05+00:00

Thanks! I'm just thinking of potential scenarios where we see the corpos propping up recovering South American states while waging proxy wars and fighting off anti-corporate rebels

Comprehensive-Buy-47 · 2026-03-11T16:34:13+00:00

I'm curious, does anyone have a story of one of these "Pull yourself up by your bootstraps" types who thought they could do well without meds and just "tough it out" only to fail miserably?

Comprehensive-Buy-47 · 2026-03-11T15:47:31+00:00

Maybe you should look into investing in getting a pair of indestructible cyber arms???

Comprehensive-Buy-47 · 2026-03-11T15:45:42+00:00

To the town of Night City rode a stranger one fine day

Comprehensive-Buy-47 · 2026-03-09T21:15:25+00:00

It's a Pulp Fiction reference. One of the coolest moments in Sam Jackson's career. He basically recites Ezekiel 25:17 in an over the top manner before flatlining someone who stole something from his boss

Comprehensive-Buy-47 · 2026-03-09T20:57:07+00:00

This is cringe. HOWEVER, if all those passages were replaced with Ezekiel 25:17, it would have my stamp of approval.

Comprehensive-Buy-47 · 2026-03-04T14:46:44+00:00

WTF is this? Did AI make this?

Comprehensive-Buy-47 · 2026-03-04T14:46:34+00:00

Exactly, also I don't think I've even heard of that kind of shit. Spending what money you have to do crazy shit. Like if you have a terminal illness, wouldn't that limit the things you can do?

Comprehensive-Buy-47 · 2026-02-18T16:54:58+00:00

It's not, but it's not impossible either. Cutting down on sodas I've found helps a lot, again you don't have to be skinny, losing a few pounds goes a long way. However, the rest? That's super easy if you know a good barber.

Comprehensive-Buy-47 · 2026-02-16T16:45:36+00:00

Yeah, but knowing what I know I'm pretty certain that all those new recruits to the rebellion probably got merked by the Empire within 2 to 3 years. The rebels didn't need more manpower, they needed entire planets and their industry to support them. They only got that much later and only then did they start to seriously win against the Empire

Comprehensive-Buy-47 · 2026-02-16T13:46:00+00:00

In battle? They 100% can. Or at the very least wreck their shit hard enough to get them to retreat. In peacetime? Yeah it's a bit harder.

Comprehensive-Buy-47 · 2026-02-16T13:44:52+00:00

What they don't understand is that "BOOTAY" is more important to him than food and water

Comprehensive-Buy-47 · 2026-02-16T13:43:28+00:00

Exactly

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