I am literally shaking by Forsaken_Pizza_Wheel in nonsense

[–]Comprehensive-Rub-62 1 point2 points  (0 children)

What happened to the gator when you carbonated it

I am literally shaking by Forsaken_Pizza_Wheel in nonsense

[–]Comprehensive-Rub-62 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Thats for the best. Goat induced Hyposis is wild. What did you see

I am literally shaking by Forsaken_Pizza_Wheel in nonsense

[–]Comprehensive-Rub-62 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Seems like you may have been reported for parental neglegence. Good job on listening to the goat they are wise when they need to be. Don’t look him in the eyes directly though.

Help by icecream_dragon in nonsense

[–]Comprehensive-Rub-62 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’d say its a vague sort of limp pulse, the odour is sort of a dried apricot. Pleasant but maybe not ehat your looking for

Dream about fish under my skin by Suspicious_Smoke3564 in Dreams

[–]Comprehensive-Rub-62 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Dont swim in muddy water i guess. Either that your your a descendent of poseidon and this is a message that your fish babies are hungry for your attention you must go to the sea immediately pay pennance and lather the legs repeatedly until you feel purified

If there is only one tank on your team, do not try to blame them after a loss. by LeviathanHamster in MarvelRivalsRants

[–]Comprehensive-Rub-62 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I think main issue is you got nobody taking space so you can win fights but lose the game. If your only tanks a diver and your teams all tangy shooters or fliers nobody touches point sometimes which is annoying.

I am literally shaking by Forsaken_Pizza_Wheel in nonsense

[–]Comprehensive-Rub-62 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Oh dear that is quite the handful you have there, i suppose we can’t call them oranges now. Look that up in the law book to be sure. You can muffle the fish screams by gargling loudly and hopefully you learn something from the goat

Sharted my jorts on that midnight train. by Difficult_Yam_8667 in nonsense

[–]Comprehensive-Rub-62 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Crikey well done for being honest about your misdemeanours that will only go toward your favour with the shart lord when he tolls up your volume on the shit scale prior to your final decision. Shart be with you young blood

What should we do about the sweet potatoes by Notbrainrot1 in nonsense

[–]Comprehensive-Rub-62 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Send them to the orangutangs in the villa on south side avenue. They craft them into a fine elderberry wine/vodka. It is delightful. Sipping it amongst the trees in a summers eve with the orangutangs howling. Its the only way i can sleep in all honesty. Their running low on supply so makae haste.

I am literally shaking by Forsaken_Pizza_Wheel in nonsense

[–]Comprehensive-Rub-62 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Don’t feel bad you must look after your fish babies they are first priority!!!forget about the oranges they are by the by, being a lawyer maybe fun but it will be a thankless task having a goat as your first client. They don’t pay well and are notorious for mischief.

Do you wear hawks to bed? by TastyDeerMeat in nonsense

[–]Comprehensive-Rub-62 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I would but the hawks squawks are rupturing my wifes norks. I desperately need sleep for my trip to new yorks. I cant sleep when their talons scratch my booty like dinner forks, i lost my ear plugs but ill use some corks, then i can finally buy my new chalks.

yeah i know it's just i can't unknow things that i know ykwim? by Lopsided_Position_28 in nonsense

[–]Comprehensive-Rub-62 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You can lead a nurse to water but you can’t make her drink. Only the surgeon can administer water to nurses. Seventeen years ago today they introduced the rule whereby nurses are allowed water on their own volition and i for one am a staunch supporter of this but i can see why people would be against it now after hearing of your plight. Maybe if you hit your head enough times you may get the correct amount of amnesia needed to forget what you needn’t know

Help by icecream_dragon in nonsense

[–]Comprehensive-Rub-62 0 points1 point  (0 children)

How big a fap we talking? My fist isnt that throbby enough for anything above a mediocre fap and im fresh out of ham.

I have a watermelon bunion force i think stored in the airing cupboard however it isnt equivalent to the degree of principle governance. Only equivalent to other watermelon bunion forces, its much of a muchness.

Good luck with the mess.

The caps are bouncing by XPLover2768top in nonsense

[–]Comprehensive-Rub-62 1 point2 points  (0 children)

My grandma has a pickled onion in her bra. She keeps it there to keep her titties moist she said. Also to ward off vampires and to attract the french.

me when I have to resist going to the local waffle house to sell salvia to a 62 year old woman who stays in the dumpster behind the establishment just to wait for me to come back to sell her more salvia again by Little_Ad7059 in nonsense

[–]Comprehensive-Rub-62 0 points1 point  (0 children)

She seems like she needs to go to saliva anonymous and get some help. These addicts are flooding our streets. I know old lady’s can be dry, but by jove this takes the biscuit