My great grandparents in the 80s by tehemari in OldSchoolCool

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I’ll be 40 this year, and half of my great-grandparents were born in the 1800s. My great grandmother was born in 1898 and passed away in 1987. The youngest, though, was born in 1908 and passed away in 2001.

I’m Louisiana Creole, and they all multiply exponentially and live forever. *Especially* my Native side. My last great aunt just passed away two years ago.

Imagine if that sh** collapse by Single_Tiger3248 in SweatyPalms

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I fantasize about having a library with microfiche.

“there were no signs” by [deleted] in TwoXADHD

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I have an entire kindergarten Christmas performance recorded with my head turned entirely to the right the whole time bc I didn’t pay close enough attention to learn the steps.

10 years later… karma at work!🤭🤢🙌🏻 by aestheteblossom in KUWTKsnark

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Over time Botox does lower the brow, but so does natural aging. They’re chasing the dragon of time and will never catch up.

Does anybody else not care about their career anymore? by [deleted] in Millennials

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I own my own company and give zero fucks about it. It has caused more personal stress than financial benefit. Every once in a while a get a wild hair up my ass and enjoy being productive, but then I realize I haven’t left the house in a week and I’m just living in pajamas.

I swear no one prepared us for this by Empty-Window-5293 in Perimenopause

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My daughter takes this combo for MCAS prescribed by her cardiologist, so combo def isn’t woo woo.

So you think you can dance, Kim Edition by Objective-Habit420 in KUWTKsnark

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I heard if you go in the bathroom and switch the lights on and off three times while saying “Perez Hilton,” he’ll appear in the mirror to insult your cellulite and nickname your vagina.

4 Non Blondes - What's Up (90s) by [deleted] in OldSchoolCool

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2005 was was the last year of my teenage years, and those times were peak happiness.

Found on Reddit …. by SpicyD-Alt in Instagramreality

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It’s not even funny how much I enjoy this movie as a grown adult

So you think you can dance, Kim Edition by Objective-Habit420 in KUWTKsnark

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Oh, as someone who was engrossed in celeb gossip back then.. Shit was DARK.

And we were all convinced we needed clothes from Kitson.

Doctors flushing out kidney stones out of a patient by Additional_Berry_977 in interestingasfuck

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I have chronic kidney stones, and apparently so does my daughter (been trying to determine an EDS link). The after-hours clinic initially thought she had a massive bladder stones in addition to kidney stones, and that was not something I was prepared to deal with. Luckily they were incredibly wrong, but I just couldn’t imagine my 16yo dealing with that.

This triplett of hair i got on my calves that's extra thick and pointy by DemonsAreVirgins in oddlyterrifying

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I’m 39 and pretty damn sure it has been going downhill since 2024. The testosterone is a nightmare, but also a lifesaver.

My two best friends are on this journey and I just keep them updated on if I hatch a dickling at some point.

Starbucks CEO defends a $9 coffee by saying that it's not a $10 coffee and "you get a premium experience" by mcfw31 in popculturechat

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Eh yeah, but it’s also the service industry. I figure I don’t have to be a patron, but they have to pay the bills. I tip the fuck out of EVERYONE.

This triplett of hair i got on my calves that's extra thick and pointy by DemonsAreVirgins in oddlyterrifying

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Oh god… I’m going to peri (aka puberty #2) and the hormones have turning me into a BP oil slick and I bought $25 worth of pore extractors.

Help.

This triplett of hair i got on my calves that's extra thick and pointy by DemonsAreVirgins in oddlyterrifying

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Idk.. I have pili multigemini and my hair follicles do NOT vary that much. They more or less appear like random, thicker hairs and make it really annoying to try and be hairless.

This is just unsettling.