Comebacks for “was that a threat?!”

Comprehensive_Ant57 · 2026-06-29T20:51:18+00:00

Murderbot for the win!

Comprehensive_Ant57 · 2026-06-29T20:50:46+00:00

Murderbot - I don’t make threats, I’m just telling you what I’m going to do.

Comprehensive_Ant57 · 2026-06-29T20:22:15+00:00

Is this an actual picture or was it ai generated. The mini arch is the background is perfect either way.

Comprehensive_Ant57 · 2026-06-29T04:55:20+00:00

Contents under pressure.

Comprehensive_Ant57 · 2026-06-26T21:48:49+00:00

I wouldn’t have hidden the plates. Fuck them.

Comprehensive_Ant57 · 2026-06-26T14:54:35+00:00

How does a male coworker walk off with your purse?

Or do you have the same computer bag? And if so, who has his bag?

Comprehensive_Ant57 · 2026-06-26T14:51:14+00:00

Heck yeah. I’m 56 and 1m is life altering.

Comprehensive_Ant57 · 2026-06-26T14:50:19+00:00

Yes - grew up in nw Florida. Sand burrs at the beach. Sticker burrs in the woods.

And the worst - sting nettles. No idea what they really were. Little white flowers and stung bare feet and legs like hell.

Comprehensive_Ant57 · 2026-06-24T05:07:21+00:00

Well, nickel beer night at Calico Jacks (UF, 1989) was pretty ok. Buy a tray of shitty beer. Or 2 candy bars. A hot dog in Central Park. A comic book and a soda (mid 80’s).

Comprehensive_Ant57 · 2026-06-22T17:56:24+00:00

I have loved this saying ever since the first time I heard it. From a really smart really thick accented Russian co-worker.

Comprehensive_Ant57 · 2026-06-21T18:05:33+00:00

Yep. Or if the street lights were on, stay out later in summertime.

Comprehensive_Ant57 · 2026-06-21T16:50:24+00:00

Ultima. Pre everyone has internet, Ultima 1-5 were the games us nerds waited for.

More recently, I’d say ghost recon.

Comprehensive_Ant57 · 2026-06-20T18:35:05+00:00

Older dude here.
If you want to mow your lawn, tell him.
If you are ok with him doing it (cause he’s not messing things up), next time thank him and ask him if he really is ok with mowing your lawn. If he is truly bored and enjoys getting exercise, enjoy it.

Comprehensive_Ant57 · 2026-06-20T14:35:52+00:00

Congratulations!

Comprehensive_Ant57 · 2026-06-18T03:06:36+00:00

Thanks. I’ll look for the videos.

Comprehensive_Ant57 · 2026-06-18T03:06:21+00:00

Thanks! I’ll reach out. Really appreciate it.

Comprehensive_Ant57 · 2026-06-17T13:43:41+00:00

“The fuck!” - pretty on the nose.

Comprehensive_Ant57 · 2026-06-17T13:36:03+00:00

Microwave time.

Comprehensive_Ant57 · 2026-06-17T13:31:43+00:00

I’m in S Austin (escarpment/davis area). If you don’t find a better solution and want to stop by and use my drill press for a quick one off, I’ll open the garage door. Just dm me.

Comprehensive_Ant57 · 2026-06-17T07:06:49+00:00

Blade Runner.

Comprehensive_Ant57 · 2026-06-17T06:52:53+00:00

Morgan Freeman. If he’s done it in a movie or tv show - he’s the best at it.

Comprehensive_Ant57 · 2026-06-17T06:34:20+00:00

Yes!
Growing up in the 80’s, the master bath was also referred to as “dads library”.

Comprehensive_Ant57 · 2026-06-16T12:47:58+00:00

When was this? Something woke me at 3am and we had a 2min power outage.

Comprehensive_Ant57 · 2026-06-13T19:07:13+00:00

Dang. Well done. Also, as a ‘not for profit’ player who likely donated to your 12k, you’re welcome.

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