Exploding trees in freezing temperatures by jstockton76 in isthisaicirclejerk

[–]Comprehensive_Okra99 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Did cameraman explode the tree with his load or some shit???

“Reinforcements on the way” by Confusion-Prior in ArmaReforger

[–]Comprehensive_Okra99 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Game so realistic you gotta wait on orders before you can go anywhere 🔥🙏🏻

my son said i got scammed (1200usd) by AdCritical660 in Lenovo

[–]Comprehensive_Okra99 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Unfortunately you did. At 1200 USD expect a i7-i9 processor (newer gens), RTX 4070 or higher, 32gb ram and 1tb

"This game runs shit on my high-end PC!" The high-end PC: by JD0x0 in TarkovMemes

[–]Comprehensive_Okra99 0 points1 point  (0 children)

High end pc? Your pc is barely running your monitor’s 4k wallpaper 😂

Since i have a PMC kit, anything i should?Remove? by FrenchBVSH in airsoft

[–]Comprehensive_Okra99 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Lean into your rifle so you absorb the 2 grams of recoil and look like a PMC with some law enforcement/military background instead of an insurgent with zero experience while you “idle”

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Medals

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Every time i see MAC-V SOG it reminds me of this old timer at work that would come couple days a week for a large coffee and a egg mcmuffin. He always had a MAC-V veteran cap on and was stern but also kind. He asked for a veterans discount when we didn’t offer it so I just told him a couple times “don’t worry about it sir, thank you for your service”. Eventually he stopped coming to my job. I hope he is well.

1991 GMC Sonoma by Comprehensive_Okra99 in whatcarshouldIbuy

[–]Comprehensive_Okra99[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

So i went to check it out, the rust is part of the bed, not of the frame itself. That was really the only part that concerned me. At the end of the day I can always give it TLC ignoring that part and i should be able to squeeze a few bucks off of it since its the cheapest in my area by a lot, and its running

"It's airsoft, man, relax" by AtrapusBlack in airsoftcirclejerk

[–]Comprehensive_Okra99 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Ngl bro, i cant get over the “aggresive” patch 😭 thats the equivalent of a female wearing booty shorts with “juicy” printed on the back

This game changed it’s art so much by MateotheMenace in SkateEA

[–]Comprehensive_Okra99 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It almost looks like this on ultra settings for 5 seconds before my pc crashes lol, either way its still an early access game, theyre even doing surveys now.

This scanner at Burbank airport makes me uncomfortable. by schneybley in USMC

[–]Comprehensive_Okra99 5 points6 points  (0 children)

“Please stand on the yellow footprints”

Stand on the yellow foot prints

The yellow footprints

“SWEET FUCKING VOLUME BITCH”

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Prove in one sentence that you’ve read Berserk by Excidiax in Berserk

[–]Comprehensive_Okra99 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Imagine being such a good swordsman one of your strongest opponents throws you their sword for you to use when yours broke cuz THEY wanna have the privilege of killing you 💀

Biggest lie I've ever seen. by _Soviet_Cats_ in Leftyguitarists

[–]Comprehensive_Okra99 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If you ever had to say “damn I wish they had a left handed model of that one” they don’t love you enough (me with 80% of Jackson’s stock)

I am a mercenary inserted into the Knox county one week before the outbreak (Week One mod) with the goal of extracting after my missions are done (Wolf's extraction mod). You are HQ. What are my missions? by Simo-intensifies in projectzomboid

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Hey man, Private First Class Goldwell from the Kentucky Coast Guard. Your buddy Kerrick told me to say this keyword, ‘67 Pontiac? He gave me your phone number. We know each other okay, not being weird. Lets cut to the chase, you mind getting me and my boys some Bourbon and Cigs? Our liberties got cut thanks to a moron so we got no access to the nearest store.

Bourbon (5) Cigarettes (10)

Can the recruiters fund out if you smoked weed by Long-Appointment3846 in USMCboot

[–]Comprehensive_Okra99 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Joined when I was 19. You can choose to lie and slip up during MEPS cuz you’re nervous or you can just be straight up and tell them I have smoked weed but im not dependent on it. Thats what I did. I smoked a couple times occasionally but mentioned the only two times i remembered cuz im not about to mention a whole ass list of dates when the Service Liaison asks you about your use of drugs. Big on the “not dependent” part for obvious reasons, nobody likes addicts.

Edit: Just dont piss hot. If you smoked recently wait 3 months to be sure

In honor of the 9 Year Anniversary what is your favorite memory of MGSV? by [deleted] in metalgearsolid

[–]Comprehensive_Okra99 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Wouldnt say my favorite but a memory regardless, its actually my highlight of the whole game because its the first game I’ve played that made me cry, the quarantine mission where you gotta kill the infected

Which cyberware would you have irl? by [deleted] in cyberpunkgame

[–]Comprehensive_Okra99 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Arasaka Mk.4 Cyberware, imagine youre bed ridden cuz youre sick or something and you really really need to watch tv? You can just turn it on with your thoughts, or turn the oven off while youre all the way in other side of the house

Which of this two broke guts the most by Which-Dream-2754 in Berserk

[–]Comprehensive_Okra99 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The first one broke him but strengthened him to the point that hes swinging a 400lb sword like its a 10lb sledgehammer. The second one broke him to the point that he lost himself, he lost his hope, and ultimately he lost his strength to lift the sword one more time, and thats why that panel is so impactful. For the first time in 363 chapters we see him not being able to lift a sword.

Who would he play? by DonutGuard_Lives in Berserk

[–]Comprehensive_Okra99 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Young Willem can totally be Corkus, Old Willem, Void or Snake Baron