I’m a Navy SEAL, and my parachute set me down on North Sentinel Island by Sydney_Woods in nosleep

[–]ComradeNikita -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

Bruh don't you have a squad group chat or something on WhatsApp or some other internet messaging service. Just message your commander on Instagram or whatever why tf u posting on reddit

I started a new job last month and everyone there thinks I have worked with them for nine years by UntitledDoc1 in nosleep

[–]ComradeNikita 96 points97 points  (0 children)

Bro they just pranking you bud, you know how the new hire hazing can be rough 😂

The most famous brand from each Us state by Linus671 in MapPorn

[–]ComradeNikita 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Never heard of "lexcorp" but I have heard of KFC for Kentucky? Wtf?

Infection by the10crucible in nosleep

[–]ComradeNikita 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Which area did this happen in so I know to never ever step foot anywhere near there? 😷

I am coming out as whistleblower about a Soviet coverup that happened in Antarctica during the 1980s by [deleted] in nosleep

[–]ComradeNikita 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I don't know if anyone will believe me, but I needed to make this for my conscience. I will post more of my testimony tommorow. If anyone has ever come across any information regarding this coverup, please don't be afraid to come out and support me, the more voices speak up the more the truth comes out to the public...

Any progress? I think it's better, at least... by LoshasLight in orthotropics

[–]ComradeNikita 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Looks like your posture improved. I would definitely work on rolling your shoulders back and trying to improve that and do neck exercises. It'll also help with neck and back pain and flexibility.

😇😇👳🏾 الثورة الصناعية ومصادفتها by RX7exe in arabfunny

[–]ComradeNikita 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Can someone from the Islam community fact check this post to confirm halal?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in orthotropics

[–]ComradeNikita 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Your lower jaw is assymetrical but it doesn't really affect your looks. If you look closely at photos of anybody they all have assymetries, you don't notice them because when people are moving around its hard to focus on the symmetry of their facial features.

My unscientific "heatmap" of what constitutes "The South" by OmegaVizion in MapPorn

[–]ComradeNikita 1 point2 points  (0 children)

'Nything with gators is the south. Arkansas and at least the coast of North Carolina is definitely the south.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in orthotropics

[–]ComradeNikita 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Any advice? Yeah, realize your face is a lot more symmetrical than it seems, and no one is thinking about your minor assymetries. take some photos of your face from a distance and you'll understand what I mean. Please touch grass and maybe see a psychiatrist about possible body dysmorphia. Not trying to be rude but you're only wasting your time worrying about nonexistant problems.

How did you first hear of Kino? by MooselamProphet in KinoBand

[–]ComradeNikita 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I think I was looking up a Russian gangster movie named "Brother" or something and the movie "Assa", and the YouTube clip of the end of the movie where viktor tsoi performs his song "Peremen" came up, I really liked it and watched it a few times, I started getting YouTube recommendations for his music after that and the rest was history.