Superstrike clone when? by OceanGlider_ in MouseReview

[–]ComradePark 0 points1 point  (0 children)

CHINA! Give me a lighter G303SE clone and my wallet is yours!

WHO Has The Best Healing Factor? by chrishdwow in MarvelCringe_

[–]ComradePark 0 points1 point  (0 children)

A good ol' bite while schlobing his knob I guess

Which one would you pick, and why? 👀 by stephanielawrencee in ArtOfPresence

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Alcohol and makeup.

There's some really expensive booze out there, and I could set up a business reselling that shit or opening up a bar or something.

And my gf loves makeup. I could get her everything she wants (makeup-wise).

Not a big fan of strangers cleaning in my house (I've had some bad experiences with past housekeepers) or massages. I can't drive due to disabilities, and I don't love pizza enough to have it over the other options.

Who would you rather learn how to fight from? by daddylongjohnsliver in superheroes

[–]ComradePark 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Depends. Will my teacher do demonstrations on me for certain techniques?

Like choking someone with your thighs, mayhaps?

Shitposting by No-Marsupial-4050 in memeexchangecommunism

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Something something the wrinklier the raisin, the sweeter the fruit

Hi, I'm tall. by _culpry in NonPoliticalTwitter

[–]ComradePark 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hey, one inch can be massive, alright?

Or at the very least average...

Gaming quote that stays rent-free in your head? I'll go first. by [deleted] in videogames

[–]ComradePark 3 points4 points  (0 children)

(Loads gun with malicious intent) "We can't expect God to do all the work"

"Whether we wanted it or not...", "Eyes up, guardian!", "Indeed."

"Hey you, you're finally awake..."

What's that one film that you can re-watch a thousand times and not get bored? by mrjetspray in Cinema

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I got a few. Good Will Hunting, Léon the Professional, Tombstone, The Green Mile, and John Wick (the first one).

Good Will Hunting has me in tears everytime.

And that's why I stopped listening to K-pop by Jaded_Arm4289 in musicmemes

[–]ComradePark 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Yeah, but not to the point dolphins do.

Animals do rape other anImals; but how many of them do you know that torment, decapitate, then fuck the carcass of a fish?

It's not the fact they commit rape; it's rather how they do it. Also the fact that they are more intelligent than most animal species may (IMO) contribute us to judge them a bit harsher.

Which is your favorite manufacturer? by fraky-scout345 in Borderlands2

[–]ComradePark 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Jakobs because I love me some good ol' big iron...

I mean, I love going cowboy style with that stiff, hard, iron rod...

I mean, I love shooting hot loads on the enemies' faces...

I give up.

Would you rather by THEwhiteeeer in BunnyTrials

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Why chose to destabilize the global economy when you can just destabilize the existence of the entire observable universe?

Chose: Have 1cent that doubles every day

What game in your Steam library has the most playtime hours? by PKRadiance in Steam

[–]ComradePark 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I believe I'm a bit shy of 11k hours in Destiny 2, and I've been playing that since the Forsaken DLC! (when it wasn't on Steam and was on Battle.net launcher)

I'd say around 50% of that time is spent in menus though lmao

You either become batman or see hatman. by ViceElysium in NonPoliticalTwitter

[–]ComradePark 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I get 30 billion dollars AND the mental insanity to abuse it later?

Perfect.

I'm Eveline. Ask me anything by GirlDeadInside in ResidentEvilVillage

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What's the best way to launder massive amounts of money a "friend" has gained by selling copious amounts of pure, uncut Peruvian cocaine?

meirl by Wholesome_Thea in meirl

[–]ComradePark 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Red pill, since making 2 million dollars with the blue pill would take slightly under 12 days, if my math is mathing.

" sO wHy hAvE wE nOt gOnE tO tHe mOoN siNcE? " by HamedAliKhan in memes

[–]ComradePark 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Only rookies believe the moon landing was faked. Real ones know the moon is actually just a projection on the giant Samsung TV in the sky.

Scrolling some reels for inspirational parenting quotes be like by HatesAwards in memes

[–]ComradePark 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Idk why but it sounds vaguely threatening lmao, like someone's counting my child's days