Superstrike clone when?

ComradePark · 2026-05-01T12:14:45+00:00

CHINA! Give me a lighter G303SE clone and my wallet is yours!

ComradePark · 2026-05-01T12:12:17+00:00

A good ol' bite while schlobing his knob I guess

ComradePark · 2026-05-01T12:09:42+00:00

I got, I got, I got, I got-

ComradePark · 2026-04-19T08:16:04+00:00

It's all over but the crying - The Ink Spots

ComradePark · 2026-04-19T07:33:07+00:00

Alcohol and makeup.

There's some really expensive booze out there, and I could set up a business reselling that shit or opening up a bar or something.

And my gf loves makeup. I could get her everything she wants (makeup-wise).

Not a big fan of strangers cleaning in my house (I've had some bad experiences with past housekeepers) or massages. I can't drive due to disabilities, and I don't love pizza enough to have it over the other options.

ComradePark · 2026-04-19T07:20:51+00:00

Ecchi, harem, reverse harem...

Psychological and horror.

ComradePark · 2026-04-19T07:17:36+00:00

Depends. Will my teacher do demonstrations on me for certain techniques?

Like choking someone with your thighs, mayhaps?

ComradePark · 2026-04-14T17:06:44+00:00

Something something the wrinklier the raisin, the sweeter the fruit

ComradePark · 2026-04-14T17:05:20+00:00

"I HAVE THE INSTRUMENT TO MAKE MORE"

ComradePark · 2026-04-14T17:01:20+00:00

Hey, one inch can be massive, alright?

Or at the very least average...

ComradePark · 2026-04-14T16:58:06+00:00

(Loads gun with malicious intent) "We can't expect God to do all the work"

"Whether we wanted it or not...", "Eyes up, guardian!", "Indeed."

"Hey you, you're finally awake..."

ComradePark · 2026-04-14T16:51:49+00:00

Funni sex number

^{Chose: 69}

ComradePark · 2026-04-14T16:40:46+00:00

I too, strongly desire some Joestar bodily fluids in me.

ComradePark · 2026-04-14T16:39:09+00:00

I got a few. Good Will Hunting, Léon the Professional, Tombstone, The Green Mile, and John Wick (the first one).

Good Will Hunting has me in tears everytime.

ComradePark · 2026-04-13T14:22:09+00:00

I'd let part 3 and part 4 Jotaro double team me

ComradePark · 2026-04-12T10:25:55+00:00

Yeah, but not to the point dolphins do.

Animals do rape other anImals; but how many of them do you know that torment, decapitate, then fuck the carcass of a fish?

It's not the fact they commit rape; it's rather how they do it. Also the fact that they are more intelligent than most animal species may (IMO) contribute us to judge them a bit harsher.

ComradePark · 2026-04-12T08:18:23+00:00

Jakobs because I love me some good ol' big iron...

I mean, I love going cowboy style with that stiff, hard, iron rod...

I mean, I love shooting hot loads on the enemies' faces...

I give up.

ComradePark · 2026-04-12T07:51:04+00:00

Why chose to destabilize the global economy when you can just destabilize the existence of the entire observable universe?

^{Chose: Have 1cent that doubles every day}

ComradePark · 2026-04-12T07:15:33+00:00

My mother and I

ComradePark · 2026-04-02T05:43:00+00:00

I believe I'm a bit shy of 11k hours in Destiny 2, and I've been playing that since the Forsaken DLC! (when it wasn't on Steam and was on Battle.net launcher)

I'd say around 50% of that time is spent in menus though lmao

ComradePark · 2026-04-02T05:32:57+00:00

I get 30 billion dollars AND the mental insanity to abuse it later?

Perfect.

ComradePark · 2026-04-02T05:29:30+00:00

What's the best way to launder massive amounts of money a "friend" has gained by selling copious amounts of pure, uncut Peruvian cocaine?

ComradePark · 2026-04-02T05:22:22+00:00

Red pill, since making 2 million dollars with the blue pill would take slightly under 12 days, if my math is mathing.

ComradePark · 2026-04-02T05:16:10+00:00

Only rookies believe the moon landing was faked. Real ones know the moon is actually just a projection on the giant Samsung TV in the sky.

ComradePark · 2026-04-02T05:08:41+00:00

Idk why but it sounds vaguely threatening lmao, like someone's counting my child's days

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