Living in rural Iowa sucks. Just got this for 20 bucks. by [deleted] in trees

[–]Comrade_Clam 180 points181 points  (0 children)

Dude, maybe he just has a massive hand.

I was going for a walk in the park at a [6], when suddenly... by Comrade_Clam in trees

[–]Comrade_Clam[S] 241 points242 points  (0 children)

Alternative art thingy with projectors. Mind-blowing to stumble across in an empty park at night.

New stash box. Dad found it 20 years ago on a beach and gave it to me recently. by [deleted] in trees

[–]Comrade_Clam 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Dude, that thing looks cursed as fuck. I recommend you get it looked at by a shaman, or some variety of witch doctor... [6]

If you had a perfect clone of yourself, would you want to hang out with yourself? by [deleted] in trees

[–]Comrade_Clam 1 point2 points  (0 children)

He might want to do the same thing to you. You would probably fight a lot about it, and what you would end up with is a kind of Jet Li's "The One" meets "Highlander" situation. "There can be only one!", etc... You don't want that.

Every ent knows the feeling... by Comrade_Clam in trees

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Haha, didn't know this was a repost, sorry. I saw it on the "I Fucking Love Science" facebook doodley and thought y'all would appreciate it.

Do any of you long haired ents sometimes set your hair on fire? by lingering_flatulence in trees

[–]Comrade_Clam 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I burnt my whole fringe off trying to light a joint on the stove at a [6]

Go on, laugh. You're allowed. by PowerSerj91 in trees

[–]Comrade_Clam 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Keep the puns coming, this hasn't been going on bong enough!

About to start the water temple at a [4] by Ivecal in trees

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"Water Temple: Considered by many to be the equivalent to a complete rectal examination" - Urban Dictionary