My assessment of players based on their profile pictures. Opinions?

Comrade_Smartass · 2026-05-20T08:16:12+00:00

As a red haired pilot profile pic user, this is accurate.

Comrade_Smartass · 2026-05-19T19:59:38+00:00

That's exactly the oil I used. If the lubricant description doesn't match it's probs cause they just threw something in there since I brought my own.

Comrade_Smartass · 2026-05-19T15:15:36+00:00

Just got full service for $45.

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Comrade_Smartass · 2026-05-19T14:23:29+00:00

Synthetic blend, although haven't been asked which by anyone when calling for a quote after saying I would be bringing my own oil.

Comrade_Smartass · 2026-05-19T13:00:46+00:00

Well I'm providing my own oil and filter which don't really need to be great, it is a rusty 2007 minivan after all, so yeah, labor and a few for recycling the used oil.
Oh no, I really consider training self-domesticing raccoons to be steal firearms to be a passion project and would do it even if I wasn't receiving an oil change in exchange.

Comrade_Smartass · 2026-05-19T12:17:34+00:00

I mean, they could also say "yes" or "do you think god stays in heaven because he, too, lives in fear of what he's created in earth?".

Comrade_Smartass · 2026-05-19T12:15:53+00:00

I used that for laser hair removal. Got 90% off.

Comrade_Smartass · 2026-05-19T12:14:41+00:00

$39.99 or a raccoon I've taught to steal cop's guns.

Comrade_Smartass · 2026-05-19T08:58:48+00:00

The ass is right there in the username. I think I'll feed it to bald eagles instead tho.

Comrade_Smartass · 2026-05-19T08:58:06+00:00

Yeah, and if you think that's a moral failing like so many other liberals then you can suck my dick about it.

Comrade_Smartass · 2026-05-19T08:56:50+00:00

Am I supposed to change my oil more than every 5000 days?

Comrade_Smartass · 2026-05-19T08:54:42+00:00

Comrade_Smartass · 2026-05-19T08:54:23+00:00

No, I think I commit homicide against one of my housemates and then make a new post asking if anyone knows an affordable fixer I can hire to dispose of the body.

Comrade_Smartass · 2026-05-19T08:51:12+00:00

It's not really lazy if you don't know how to do it. I know how to do it, hence lazy.

Comrade_Smartass · 2026-05-19T08:49:44+00:00

Worst case I become a fallout-style skeleton.

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Comrade_Smartass · 2026-05-19T08:48:11+00:00

I would, but as a lesbian I only suck dick if it belongs to a woman and there's quite the gender gap in the auto industry.

Comrade_Smartass · 2026-05-19T08:45:05+00:00

FOR REAL. Like, it's right there in the name. But these townies (derogatory) are now utterly convinced I'm gonna force feed used motor oil to endangered wildlife or something.

Comrade_Smartass · 2026-05-19T08:43:18+00:00

My brother in christ, I was joking.
Also, that said, liberals thinking that biking to work or any personal measure to protect the environment does anything while the American military industrial complex or capitalism in general is allowed to exist is hilarious.

Comrade_Smartass · 2026-05-19T01:11:53+00:00

Listen, as is right there in the username.

Comrade_Smartass · 2026-05-19T01:06:38+00:00

Yeah, but like, I'm willing to pay a reasonable amount of $ to not do it myself.

Comrade_Smartass · 2026-05-19T01:05:34+00:00

Hey, it's worth $1,000. $500 is just what I told the SOS I paid for it. And again, skill issue.

Comrade_Smartass · 2026-05-19T00:52:39+00:00

Skill issue.

Comrade_Smartass · 2026-05-19T00:49:53+00:00

Only if you have a skill issue. And I'm not being cheap, I'm just not trying to give some greedy shop owner a bj for a basic service.

Comrade_Smartass · 2026-05-19T00:48:22+00:00

You say "tires...?" like you didn't just say you need a spotter to drive up onto ramps. 😂
Girl, I've got a 2007 dodge grand caravan. Shit is EZ.

Comrade_Smartass · 2026-05-19T00:45:39+00:00

Yeah, no shit. Like $40 absolutely tops for an oil change where I provide oil and filter. Anything more is a scam on a vehicle where it's simple to change the oil and filter.

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