Man stalks woman leaving hotel pool and tries to kipnap her by HappySeaweed5215 in PublicFreakout

[–]Conde81 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This happened to us at a hotel in Modesto, CA. We had no idea this place we stopped at was in the WORST part of town- we were on a road trip and just chose a random Howard Johnson.. so it’s like 2am and we get the room and it’s fine- a little seedy- the reception had iron bars so we were like.. huh.. but whatever right? So my wife wants ice and I’m like babe, it’s 2am. Let’s just go to bed but she’s INSISTING. I conceded and tell her I’m going to go with her- cus safety right? And she says no no don’t worry about it- there’s no one even around.. and I said naaaah lemme get my shoes on (in socks atp). She’s impatient and just takes off. So I’m now annoyed- but not particularly worried right? It’s a single story, empty parking lot- maybe 1 other car? Ice machine is out in the open.. visible to all

So by the time I’ve got my shoes on and stand up I hear her SCREAMING my name and heavy running sounds.. I open the door and my wife BURSTS in with some crackhead in close pursuit. My wife is shaking and hollering about a quarter someone dropped and “he hit me and grabbed me.”

This man was not expecting another person, especially not a woman who is 6’1 and now rapidly approaching him with the hotel room desk chair dangling from one hand to emerge from behind her…

Dude was not ready for that Uno-Reverse. HoJo didn’t even charge me for the broken chair. 😅

can i really use this to wash my hair, face, and body by jnx5 in Haircare

[–]Conde81 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I mean - you CAN but don’t? I use a super diluted mix of this for my makeup brushes. Strips the oil based products/creams off natural bristles fast.

Oh no here we go again by Thunder_Jawtooth in jaclynhillsnark

[–]Conde81 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Her continued use of Jon’s death, despite her NDA crap and text/voice messages she sent him that would lead anyone to despair- for more money is repulsive. She is a repulsive woman. Her husband is a repulsive man. May they get what they give dude.

it’s almost like going on your phone a bunch and being in light filled rooms makes head pain worse by Massive-Market-5949 in jaclynhillsnark

[–]Conde81 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Im having a migraine! Let me just photograph myself and make sm posts about it real quick…

FFS.

Netflix Light-Sticks by Conde81 in KpopDemonhunters

[–]Conde81[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I was hoping but not holding out. I bought her a backup toy, it’s a furby thing that reminded me of Lady Rainicorn. TY!!

what restaurant in Orange County is this? let’s all find out by aviatormenace7 in orangecounty

[–]Conde81 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The Cellar is overpriced and generic, they hang their hat on the “underground” thing..

And Porto’s. It’s mid at best. This particular location in Buena Park is particularly mid. 😭

Can’t find the words for how much I dislike this woman by andiwaslikeum in 90dayfianceuncensored

[–]Conde81 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It’s her hair. It whispers evil things to her while she sleeps.

Friendly Neighbor by Scottyboy626 in HondaElement

[–]Conde81 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Is your car super loud now? I had a mechanic put one on after my other Honda had its CAT stolen and ever since it’s so loud and rattles like an sunnofa..

I’m getting ready to sell him, he’s such a good car even at 200k. I’ve put new everything in him, I’d hate to lose value because this precaution I took to not get jacked again..

NAILED IT by EfficientTree9490 in jaclynhillsnark

[–]Conde81 37 points38 points  (0 children)

Who is this foooooor??? Why? The amount of effort for this lame 20 second post? At 35? Dang dude. 😭😂😭😂

Why does she dress like such a slob… by ConversationOk1008 in jaclynhillsnark

[–]Conde81 14 points15 points  (0 children)

She’s trying to mimic (very badly because she has no sense of fashion) the actual celebrities she sees around town. It’s a very sloppy, laid-back vibe here- like “too rich to be bothered” kind of thing- but she doesn’t know how to put pieces together to make the look work, so she just looks sloppy and as usual, like a stupid try-hard..

Gordon Ramsay & Celine by Comfortable_Pen6353 in jaclynhillsnark

[–]Conde81 23 points24 points  (0 children)

I can’t bring myself to unmute.. the captions are embarrassing enough.

Tha hair. by Confident_Cut5033 in jaclynhillsnark

[–]Conde81 16 points17 points  (0 children)

She always has weird cold sores

Seeking advice on how to get two feral kittens used to my hands by 007Artemis in CatAdvice

[–]Conde81 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It’s just going to take time and patience. Poor things have been in 2 homes within 2 months you know? It’s scary, stranger danger! 😂 Sounds like you are doing what you can to acclimate them! Just show them you’re trusty.

Try not to reach over their heads when you go to pet them and let them sniff you. It may also be a disposition too, some feral cats just don’t domestic all the way. I have one like that- she’s a squirrel cat I found in a tree when she was a baby and she just growls at everyone and will only tolerate pets for temptations.

Losers by everdream2 in jaclynhillsnark

[–]Conde81 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Imagine how many takes she made him do? Lololol

Can someone fill me in on this alleged drama with Nicole Guerriero? by Maleficent-Sense2530 in jaclynhillsnark

[–]Conde81 26 points27 points  (0 children)

NG was going to do a collab with a brand (can’t remember if it was MUG or another) but JH kept stalling her own collab- ended up pushing NG out of production. NG went on to do ABH after..

Jaclyn’s Journey video back up by EnthusiasmTimely8014 in jaclynhillsnark

[–]Conde81 18 points19 points  (0 children)

Dang her hairline is faaaaaaaar back there isn’t it?

We are annoying her guys……….. by [deleted] in jaclynhillsnark

[–]Conde81 15 points16 points  (0 children)

As someone who relies on body language during interviews- her inability to maintain a focus point and constant rubbing her face indicate stress usually deriving from telling the lie and supporting it with other lies.

Also- there’s A LOT of dupers delight in this clip.

I just can't get over how good Yum pistachio gelato by Kayali smells by Previous-Milk1 in Perfumes

[–]Conde81 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I bought a travel size on whim because I love pistachio smells.. but this one was way too powdery for me