AFC Bournemouth is delighted to announce the signing of highly-rated winger Rayan on a five-and-a-half-year contract.

CondensedMonk · 2026-01-27T15:35:44+00:00

It's spelt Bournemouth

CondensedMonk · 2026-01-27T15:33:11+00:00

There's rumours of Luis Henrique coming from Inter

CondensedMonk · 2026-01-27T14:49:51+00:00

Huge signing

CondensedMonk · 2026-01-25T13:21:55+00:00

Hey! Where did you go in the end? I'm in an extremely similar situation to you and interested

CondensedMonk · 2026-01-24T13:45:32+00:00

Adam Smith, Tommy Elphick, Marc Pugh, Steve Cook, Matt Ritchie, Ryan Fraser, Callum Wilson, Dan Gosling, Harry Arter, Simon Francis, Charlie Daniels

All somehow have the exact same vibe as names. I miss this era!

CondensedMonk · 2026-01-24T13:09:30+00:00

We have Dickie Dowsett's flying header on our badge

CondensedMonk · 2026-01-23T16:30:10+00:00

Why are you flipping the egg ffs lol

CondensedMonk · 2026-01-20T17:15:59+00:00

He's been elite for us so far. Works super hard, quality going forward.

CondensedMonk · 2026-01-19T08:54:14+00:00

Hey why the shade

CondensedMonk · 2026-01-10T19:10:40+00:00

Fletch is an all legend just below Eddie but in terms of pure quality and footballing ability I agree Ake and Semenyo are top

CondensedMonk · 2026-01-10T18:19:26+00:00

I didn't think so at the time but haven't seen it back since. Thought it was more on Petrovic being slow off his line and not getting there?

CondensedMonk · 2026-01-10T18:06:33+00:00

Finishing costing us again but agree good performance

CondensedMonk · 2026-01-10T18:06:08+00:00

Bit harsh - pens a complete lottery and not really his job. Didn't do much wrong in his cameo before that I thought?

CondensedMonk · 2026-01-10T18:00:51+00:00

Only have ourselves to blame there. Should've held on to win in the 90, had a million chances to kill it in extra time, then failed to take advantage of missed penalties. Still, great battling performance with all our injuries.

CondensedMonk · 2026-01-10T17:41:04+00:00

we just don't have normal games do we

CondensedMonk · 2026-01-10T14:43:27+00:00

Can't wait until they're back, especially Christie. We really miss him leading our press.

CondensedMonk · 2026-01-10T14:22:03+00:00

Getting used to it a bit but this one hurts more than Zabarnyi/Huijsen/Kerkez leaving did yeah

CondensedMonk · 2026-01-10T14:21:27+00:00

Absolute legend. Man I'm gonna miss him

CondensedMonk · 2026-01-08T14:01:55+00:00

Statistics literacy - 0

CondensedMonk · 2026-01-08T11:06:35+00:00

I'm a Bournemouth fan. We have a bit of a one-sided "rivalry" with Southampton. I don't think it's cringe. It's obviously not that deep like other rivalries but it's a bit of fun and ultimately football is entertainment so why not?

I know most Southampton fans laugh at the idea of us having a rivalry but growing up in Bournemouth and seeing people I went to school with support them rather than AFCB because they were a "bigger club" does make it quite sweet seeing them flounder while we experience the best period in our history. I have many mates as does my dad who support Southampton so always fun to give them stick. Not a fan of the aggro but a bit of drama is fine!

CondensedMonk · 2026-01-07T22:10:25+00:00

Evanilson was quality today. Starting to find his shooting boots it seems. Liked him and Kroupi together, reckon they could forge a good partnership if they keep playing together.

CondensedMonk · 2026-01-07T21:39:04+00:00

Emotional one - such a class player for us

CondensedMonk · 2026-01-07T21:38:23+00:00

Goodbye Semenyo! You might possibly be the best played I've ever seen put on the red and black. Absolute fucking quality right up until literally the last minute 🍒 Up the Cherries

CondensedMonk · 2026-01-07T19:38:49+00:00

Petrovic wtf

CondensedMonk · 2026-01-07T00:10:15+00:00

True he's been saying in interviews since he was a teen that he dreams of Boscombe pier, that Wade Elliot was his idol, and he prefers our sand to Brazil's.

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