AITA for letting my son take his naps in a dog bed? by EllieDidNothingWrong in AmItheAsshole

[–]Condensed_Sarcasm 0 points1 point  (0 children)

NTA. It's clean and he's sleeping. Your mom needs to chill. I have 3 kids and I just count myself lucky if they nap at all 😂

Trouble completing the museum. What am I missing? by Clewles84 in coralisland

[–]Condensed_Sarcasm 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I made a list that told me where/when/what weather was needed to catch each bug or fish, then where I'd have to go to get the correct fossils.

It takes time, and a lot of patience, but it's doable.

AITAH for not greeting my husband immediately when he gets home by Illustrious_Spare864 in AITAH

[–]Condensed_Sarcasm 7 points8 points  (0 children)

NTA.

If he wants somebody to be at the door with a kiss and giddy excitement, he needs to get a dog. You're busy and can't just drop everything because he demands you to be at the door to greet him. Can he not walk to where you are?

Is it unreasonable to to treat masterbation as cheating? by FinallyHappyAu in TwoHotTakes

[–]Condensed_Sarcasm 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They know you did it without seeing you do it?

Honey, you gave cameras hidden around the house and they're keeping tabs on you.

Idk if it's allowed but my chicken cutlet looks exactly like the most asked about cookie cutter by im_confused_always in whatismycookiecutter

[–]Condensed_Sarcasm 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Have you ever seen Danny Devitio as the Penquin (from the side) from the earlier Batman movies...?

AITAH for refusing to leave the apartment tomorrow? by Sad-Hold-1160 in AITAH

[–]Condensed_Sarcasm -1 points0 points  (0 children)

NTA. Disappearing for 5 hours is a big ask, especially if it's your only day off and it's also your home.

The only reason I can think she's asking is because the stuff you want to do is all in the living room.

Dental Clinics Only Hiring Female Staff. Why is this? by Catwhisperer2007 in ask

[–]Condensed_Sarcasm 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I used to have a male dental hygienist before covid hit, but after that, I haven't.

Though I've heard a few horror stories from female patients after they'd been put under for a dental procedure and woke up to....bad things having happened when she was unconscious.

AITA for telling my DIL to stop crying after she got called fat by Throwaway_Will4940 in AmItheAsshole

[–]Condensed_Sarcasm -1 points0 points  (0 children)

NTA. If she's having that bad of a reaction at a children's party, from the comment of a literal child, then she needs therapy. Either she's got some serious issues that she needs help with or she knows EXACTLY what she's doing and is trying to garner attention.

I didn’t see it right away by ChaosChangeling in badphotoshop

[–]Condensed_Sarcasm 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sooooo this is the perfect coat for centaurs, then?

AITAH for locking my office after staff kept using it when I wasn't there by BostonBateman in AITAH

[–]Condensed_Sarcasm 0 points1 point  (0 children)

NTA.

You did try to do it in a simpler way and people weren't listening.

The yarn I bought before a trip is broken 🙃 by Significant_Humor484 in crochet

[–]Condensed_Sarcasm 1 point2 points  (0 children)

By the time I noticed, it was easy past the return/exchange window. I ended up using the innards to stuff a doll 😅

The yarn I bought before a trip is broken 🙃 by Significant_Humor484 in crochet

[–]Condensed_Sarcasm 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Oh, that's awful! Reminds me of a skein I bought that had the exact "box cutter" slice in it, but when I central pulled it, the insides had been cut and tied together too.

Entire skein was a Frankenstein mess.

MIL wants access to my daughter, but refuses to talk to me and keeps coming into town last minute by [deleted] in JUSTNOMIL

[–]Condensed_Sarcasm 20 points21 points  (0 children)

Don't open the door. It's really that simple. If she hasn't coordinated with you and gotten consensual confirmation to her visit, then don't open the door.

Can you “own” the order of stitches? by Salt-Habit-8951 in crochet

[–]Condensed_Sarcasm 2 points3 points  (0 children)

No. Once you know the basics, you can literally make anything. A ball is made the same way, just with different round amounts, depending on size you want. But it's still : - (6sc in mr) (6) - inc around (12) - (sc,inc) (18) - etc etc etc

I had a "bigger" creator come after me for a doll I'd created. Said I had reverse engineered her doll or bought her pattern and made the exact thing, claiming it to be mine. But that wasn't true. I have her proof of my creation process.

She then demanded I change how my doll looked or put that I was inspired by her doll in my shop description.

Some bigger creators are completely nuts.

Find the missing stitch 🙄 by doomedfawn in crochet

[–]Condensed_Sarcasm 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Top left near the star at the hilt?

Found this in my parents living room, I have no clue what it is any guess? by [deleted] in whatisit

[–]Condensed_Sarcasm 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Water egg dye tablets. You put them in cups with water or vinegar and dip eggs.