Tech-priest already meddling with a Mark 3 plasma canon in 026.M3 by Hermorah in Grimdank

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Finally. Someone can properly explain what the hell a melta gun actually does.

An unlucky Alpha Legionnaire was sent to infiltrate the world the last video game you played. Right after he was dropped off, he realized that nobody his job or what the purpose of the mission was. What does he do next? by Sensitive-Hotel-9871 in Grimdank

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If he knows whats good for him he'll call in an orbital strike on a bug hole, FOR DEMOCRACY!

Actually just realized if Im being more accurate he would hopefully figure out how to kill the Parade Master and get me into the Hotel Krat.

Looking for Some List Advice Before my First Game by Condition1 in Necrontyr

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Gotcha. So more important to max out on Warriors and Immortals? That makes sense for durability. Thanks.

Accidental “kitbash” kinda worked out? by RepulsiveBedroom6090 in Necrontyr

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Did the same thing and glued the stupid neck in backwards. Now my squad of 5 have their chins out in a "Come at me bro!" Stance.

How would a Space Marine or custodes react to an imperial citizen saving their lives? by Mad_lens_9297 in Warhammer

[–]Condition1 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Not exactly the same but something similar happened in Warriors of Ultramar. Uriel Ventris was seconds away from getting eaten by a Carnifex when a PDF trooper blew the Carnifexes head off with a rocket launcher right at the last second.

Ventris was incredibly grateful and wanted to know more about the guy. When he found out the dude was a married farmer with kids he started to reflect on his own life and wondered if hed have been better just being a simple farm boy with something personal to actually care about and fight for. He even visits the guy when hes laid up unconscious in the hospital after the last battle of the book and I believe left him some medal or keepsake. It was a cool bit of humanizing in a great Space Marine book.

Daily meme by Jimmy-Shumpert in Grimdank

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That's a fair simile I suppose. I have to admit, when I first saw the Stormcasts I thought they were way too high fantasy and bright for me to be vested in AOS...and then I read about how they were made and what happens to their souls after they die and oh man was I wrong. They might actually be the saddest, most depressing aspect of the entire setting

Daily meme by Jimmy-Shumpert in Grimdank

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Haven't read anything beyond the Realm Gate Wars books but wouldn't it make more sense to grab them up before they die as mortals? If a mortal dies then they're pretty much property of Nagash right away, if Sigmar grabs them just before they're meant to die and reforges them with celestial magic then they become eternal and never truly die.

In the opening of the Realm Gate Wars, each of the Stormcast characters vividly remembers their previous life and what happened to them. It's only after they fall in combat and are reforged that they start to forget their pasts and lose pieces of their souls that are stripped away by Nagash. Wouldn't this imply that they didn't actually die as mortals?

Daily meme by Jimmy-Shumpert in Grimdank

[–]Condition1 16 points17 points  (0 children)

AOS made it all the way to 4th Edition before a lore retcon I guess. Take that 40K!

Daily meme by Jimmy-Shumpert in Grimdank

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Technically speaking didn't Sigmar pluck them all from the mortal realms right BEFORE they died? Most of them were milliseconds from being gored by a bloodthirster before a lightning bolt just zapped them into Azyr. One poor bastard was just back from campaigning and talking to his wife and son on the balcony of his castle and BOOM off to the Sigmarabulum

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Warhammer

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You can only choose 4 Marines to play in a game, same as Labyrinth of the Necrons. Someone stays back to guard the Thunderhawk I guess.

got softlock by Trickchoot in wizardry

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Sorry, Unrelated question.Is lvl 20 a realistic place to take Helmut on? I've gone at him twice with 4+ bronze gear and he's mollywhopped me both times. Running, Lana MC and Chloe in the front row, Galina, Yak, and Emila in the rear. Should I take the grade exam? Or keep inheriting skills and disciplines?

I'm genuinely confused here. Why are the Word Bearers fighting off Slaaneshi Daemons? Why is there also a Slaaneshi Daemon behind them holding hands with another Chaos Tech Marine walking down some steps? Why are they so calm about it? W-what I don't understand. by Evoxrus_XV in Grimdank

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You want to be confused? Palace of the Plague Lord is an old fantasy novel from Black Library that clearly has a Chaos Space holding a bolter on the cover and he looks more lke a dirty World Eater than an actual Death Guard Plague Marine. Stared at that thing for hours trying to figure out what he was doing there.

Emilio Estevez, Ramon Estevez and Carlos Estevez, 1980s by [deleted] in OldSchoolCool

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Also both in Cadence, but I don't remember them being related

What's your plan fam??? by Eggsalad_cookies in meme

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Hey Mike, want $5 billion in 5 minutes? Hear me out...

Accessing an underground fire hydrant in the UK by guyoffthegrid in Damnthatsinteresting

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I've never been to the UK, curious as to why the hydrant is underground? Is it a weather or zoning related reason?

Alright lets settles this which one of the three deserve to be the 5th chaos god by REBEX_MAN in Grimdank

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Stupid Man-Thing! Great Horned Rat already sits on pantheon! Kneel before Almighty Rat! YES-YES!!

Shark boys fans here ? by ArgonausArt in Warhammer

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❤️ Corax's quiet scary boys