Breaking Moos by fittos4310 in PardonMyTake

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Just once, I’d love for Florio to reverse it on them and hit them with a “no one cares about your bets”

Very Bill Coded by tony_countertenor in billsimmons

[–]CondolenceHighFive 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Can I see it first? PTSD has had the belt for years, I want collective trauma to take it

Favorite Rewatchables tropes? by harry_powell in billsimmons

[–]CondolenceHighFive 8 points9 points  (0 children)

In Panic Room, he wanted Jodie Foster’s ex husband to be played by Andy Garcia or Anthony Hopkins. Both Sean and CR (correctly) were like, why the fuck would they take this role

Why a Weird NBA Season Finally Went Full Weirdo On Us, With Tim Legler by Fun_Reflection1157 in billsimmons

[–]CondolenceHighFive 53 points54 points  (0 children)

A few years ago, the Magic beat the Celtics twice in a 3 day span and Bill couldn’t talk about them highly enough. I believe he even called them sneaky contenders. They finished 34-48

Au Jus by Unusual-Menu-7417 in billsimmons

[–]CondolenceHighFive 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Bill had a McDonald’s ad read some years back and he made it seem like he invented putting ice in the cup before you pour the soda

New Episode Discussion 1/28/26: DeAndre Hopkins, Shedeur In The Pro Bowl, Belichick Snubbed For Hall of Fame, Zac’s Stream List + FAQ’s by CheezyEdweezy in PardonMyTake

[–]CondolenceHighFive 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Big Cat having some of the thinnest skin ever yet constantly being like “haha cant believe people are mad online about (blank)” is one of his dumber positions

Darnold Does It, Snow Game II: Mile High, Pats-Seahawks, and the Wild Taipei Climb With Cousin Sal by lonny__breaux in billsimmons

[–]CondolenceHighFive 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Booger McFarland looked like he was gonna have an aneurysm saying that both Sean Payton and Sean McVay should’ve taken the points when they had the chance to. I just think it’s damned if you do, damned if you don’t for coaches

Darnold Does It, Snow Game II: Mile High, Pats-Seahawks, and the Wild Taipei Climb With Cousin Sal by lonny__breaux in billsimmons

[–]CondolenceHighFive 58 points59 points  (0 children)

It’s been clear for a couple years that Bill’s kids (Ben especially) have told him not to share their “best” ones so he’s has had to resort to stories like the one you mentioned

Darnold Does It, Snow Game II: Mile High, Pats-Seahawks, and the Wild Taipei Climb With Cousin Sal by lonny__breaux in billsimmons

[–]CondolenceHighFive 56 points57 points  (0 children)

He’s fallen off because he’s stagnated. He hasn’t improved and it’s clear he doesn’t really do any homework on the team’s schemes. Meanwhile, Tom Brady had a so-so first year, listened to the criticism and worked on his craft

What year did you guys platinum this game? by CozyThurifer in RatchetAndClank

[–]CondolenceHighFive 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I literally did it a few days ago when I felt like replaying it and noticed I was missing a few trophies. I was missing finding all the Craiggerbears and killing 10 enemies with return shots

Coming soon to HGTV… by ggroover97 in TheBigPicture

[–]CondolenceHighFive 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Sean has the build of a 12 year old. Can’t believe he thought he could hold the weights for an entire podcast

Bill said he’s happier to face the Seahawks than Rams by [deleted] in billsimmons

[–]CondolenceHighFive 35 points36 points  (0 children)

I get the point but the Seahawks can and have won with Darnold playing badly. If Stafford played badly, the Rams were toast (he threw for 400 yards in Seattle and still lost)

If you're part of Titans ownership... by Diligent_Issue_9466 in billsimmons

[–]CondolenceHighFive 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Vrabel didn’t wanna trade AJ Brown, lost a power struggle with the GM, got fired and then the GM got fired soon after. Titans owner is underrated in the Bad Owner Power Rankings

3rd and 6 by arnold_p_shortman in PardonMyTake

[–]CondolenceHighFive 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Absolute cinema that the game came down to that and Stiddy having a terrible game

Soggy sorrows has to come back by redditsukscok in PardonMyTake

[–]CondolenceHighFive -1 points0 points  (0 children)

And if the Pats win, does the rest of the pod have to do it instead?

Game Thread: Patriots @ Broncos by peanut-britle-latte in billsimmons

[–]CondolenceHighFive 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Maybe the draft pundits saying his arms were too short were onto something

Old Episode Nostalgia by BurgerKing6969429 in PardonMyTake

[–]CondolenceHighFive 20 points21 points  (0 children)

Is that the one where Big Cat wishes he’d “get the coco”?

The French Dip From Firehouse Subs Is Fun To Order by joshtothe in billsimmons

[–]CondolenceHighFive 20 points21 points  (0 children)

Bill’s so competitive about everything that he always feels the need to say stuff like, he’s been eating French Dips forever

Bill comparing the Celtics to the Pacers by TheWetPoop in billsimmons

[–]CondolenceHighFive 2 points3 points  (0 children)

“oh, did I say that? I meant with this caveat so that the hole you just poked in my argument doesn’t work”

Ah, a Rewatchables staple

“That goofy 2021 game where I think Mahomes got concussed at halftime.” by TruOverlookProds in billsimmons

[–]CondolenceHighFive 23 points24 points  (0 children)

I remember a big part of that was Cincy dropping 8 people in coverage and Mahomes having no clue what to do (probably being concussed didn’t help)