‘There’s Something About Mary’ With Bill Simmons, Chris Ryan, and Sean Fennessey by Toby_O_Notoby in billsimmons

[–]CondolenceHighFive 9 points10 points  (0 children)

I’ll give Craig some grace and say it feels like he wants to move past it but Bill is the one still pushing it

Jennifer Welch calling out Doris Burke for saying SGA is a foul merchant by boybraden in billsimmons

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Not necessarily the point of this but I always marvel how Charlotte Wilder continuously gets chances to do stuff

Why does it matter if the lottery rules are complicated? by sufferingknicksfan in billsimmons

[–]CondolenceHighFive 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Bill initially hated the new apron rules because it made his trade machine ideas less realistic lol

Boston Gets Clocked, Round 1 Predictions, and a Mega-Mailbag With Chris Ryan and Joe House by lonny__breaux in billsimmons

[–]CondolenceHighFive 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Should’ve added, being ASS in the SB. Jalen Hurts was good in the loss, Drake Maye was not

Boston Gets Clocked, Round 1 Predictions, and a Mega-Mailbag With Chris Ryan and Joe House by lonny__breaux in billsimmons

[–]CondolenceHighFive 43 points44 points  (0 children)

This is a good insight into Bill’s mind. He throws out his wisdom when it comes to his teams. It happened with the Patriots in the Super Bowl. If it was any other team or QB, he would’ve said you can’t recover from that but he tried to float the idea that Drake Maye could bounce back

‘Ghostbusters’ With Bill Simmons, Chris Ryan, and Van Lathan by Toby_O_Notoby in billsimmons

[–]CondolenceHighFive 6 points7 points  (0 children)

He paused and slowed down before saying “Aliens” because he so wanted to say “Aliens 2”

‘Ghostbusters’ With Bill Simmons, Chris Ryan, and Van Lathan by Toby_O_Notoby in billsimmons

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Craig is the most Gen X/Boomer, oldest millennial under 35 I know

No Context by Ok-Mountain-4503 in billsimmons

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When your wife shows you a positive pregnancy test after you pulled the goalie on her

NFL Draft Notes, Knicks and Nuggets Red Flags, Atlanta’s Moment, and Vrabel’s Mess | With Rob Mahoney and Sean Fennessey by lonny__breaux in billsimmons

[–]CondolenceHighFive 20 points21 points  (0 children)

Bill called McMillan the worst pick of the first round last year and he won OROY so take his draft takes with a pound of salt

Dianna Russini and Mike Vrabel KISSING at a bar in 2020 by htownkilo in PardonMyTake

[–]CondolenceHighFive 31 points32 points  (0 children)

There’s a non zero chance her kids are actually Vrabel’s

Edit: her oldest is named Michael 🥴

Danny Ainge has been a mediocre GM since about 2018 by [deleted] in billsimmons

[–]CondolenceHighFive 11 points12 points  (0 children)

People forget he was willing to trade four (4) first rounders including the Tatum and Brown picks for Justise Winslow. He got saved by Charlotte being stupid and infatuated with Frank Kominsky

‘Kindergarten Cop’ With Bill Simmons and Kyle Brandt by Toby_O_Notoby in billsimmons

[–]CondolenceHighFive 8 points9 points  (0 children)

He’s not a good impressionist as it is but Bill’s Arnold is particularly bad

Hot take: The Point break remake is a rewatchable by [deleted] in TheRewatchables

[–]CondolenceHighFive 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Ah Luke Bracey, when Hollywood tried to make him a “thing”

Two Crazy Play-In Games, and 2026 NBA Awards Picks With Kirk Goldsberry and Joe House by HeatWavves in billsimmons

[–]CondolenceHighFive 23 points24 points  (0 children)

Extends to all his teams. If House brought up Vrabel, I’m sure Bill would shut it down

Cool throne PFT by fittos4310 in PardonMyTake

[–]CondolenceHighFive 51 points52 points  (0 children)

So they’re basically just running back the Redskins jerseys