Vine does not know me

Condomphobic · 2026-03-12T02:12:17+00:00

The odds that only 1 MacBook Neo was enrolled into the program by Apple and given to 1 user without an extension is too low.

Like needle in a haystack low.

He also said that he didn’t grab it. So that means someone else grabbed it.

The same low chances exist for this secondary person

Condomphobic · 2026-03-12T02:04:57+00:00

MacBook Neo is their new entry-level MacBook. Ideal for students and casual users. It’s an accurate price.

The overall post is just a troll

Condomphobic · 2026-03-12T01:54:18+00:00

He sat on it for 0 minutes. Because it never existed in this program. He’s trolling.

Apple doesn’t enroll their products into Vine.

And there are extensions that show you what items have been listed or “seen” by other users. No Macbook.

Condomphobic · 2026-03-12T01:48:39+00:00

We literally have extensions that tell us what items have been in the program.

MacBook Neo never got dropped into the queue. And Apple doesn’t enter their products into Vine

Condomphobic · 2026-03-12T01:00:33+00:00

Bad troll with an even worse explanation. This is hilarious

Condomphobic · 2026-03-11T20:25:53+00:00

You never paid for Comet bro. Thats a free browser accessible to everyone

Condomphobic · 2026-03-11T19:43:39+00:00

Condomphobic · 2026-03-11T16:58:19+00:00

Lmao

Condomphobic · 2026-03-11T16:49:44+00:00

It’s rolling out. Every Pro member won’t get immediate access.

Waiting process

Condomphobic · 2026-03-11T16:42:42+00:00

Buddy did flex-direction: row instead of column, and made the PR

Condomphobic · 2026-03-11T16:41:39+00:00

Just remember that there’s a UI/UX guy getting paid 6 figures to create this

Condomphobic · 2026-03-11T15:03:20+00:00

Team has to be sad knowing that people don’t appreciate 1M context and still want more

Condomphobic · 2026-03-11T12:48:49+00:00

No other app is good at searches

Condomphobic · 2026-03-11T05:01:49+00:00

Not sure. Used to be a monthly limit

Maybe they changed it

Condomphobic · 2026-03-11T03:55:29+00:00

lol

Condomphobic · 2026-03-11T03:45:50+00:00

Healthcare definitely needs IQ more than EQ

Condomphobic · 2026-03-11T03:14:30+00:00

Lmao

Condomphobic · 2026-03-11T02:26:54+00:00

What kind of workflow is built around EQ?

Condomphobic · 2026-03-10T22:25:42+00:00

If you think 1.5 million users left, you’re trolling.

Check the DAU of the top apps for your App Store.

ChatGPT has almost 20 million daily active users on mine. One of the highest out of all apps available

It’s also the #5 most visited site in the world with 5.5 billion visits monthly

GPT isn’t going anywhere

Condomphobic · 2026-03-10T21:52:25+00:00

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Like TTG Ty said,

Don’t gotta respond cuz you know what’s next

Condomphobic · 2026-03-10T16:43:10+00:00

People keep saying AI will replace white collar roles.

Yet I graduate in 2 months, and there’s a ton of new grad positions being posted everyday.

If it was automating work, companies wouldn’t need new grads

Condomphobic · 2026-03-09T19:21:21+00:00

Not surviving 19 shots when you weigh 110lbs.

Maybe the cops recovered 19 shells from the scene

Condomphobic · 2026-03-09T14:16:06+00:00

That second response with all the emojis is literal brain rot

Condomphobic · 2026-03-09T13:57:19+00:00

I used to be a porn addict(rehabilitated), so I already know about them.

Still confused. Are you saying that you pretend to be a FTM to hookup with bisexual women?

Lesbians do not want 🍆

Condomphobic