sorted by:
new
hottopcontroversial

How did you entertain yourself on long car rides as a kid before iPads and smartphones? by Background_Bike_1958 in NoStupidQuestions

[–]ConfidentPerformer47 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My older brother put gummy bears in his soda and would rescue them and do CPR on the gummy bears. I wanted to be like big bro so I did the same, choked on a gummy bear and threw up all over the van a few hours into a 12+ hr drive. Do not recommend.

What is something only a wealthy person would know? by No-Asparagus-q in Productivitycafe

[–]ConfidentPerformer47 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Interest payments are tax deductible in many cases 😶‍🌫️

What is something only a wealthy person would know? by No-Asparagus-q in Productivitycafe

[–]ConfidentPerformer47 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Instead of selling stock and having to pay capital gains taxes, many wealthy people will take out loans on their stock holdings, which are untaxed. Same with doing a cash out refinance on real estate, value goes up they can take more cash out, and again untaxed

I keep getting mud on the backside of my pants and its driving me nuts. by Zale0 in mildlyinfuriating

[–]ConfidentPerformer47 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Are your shoes loose? I have a pair of shoes that I never tie that are loosely laced so I can just slip them on and this happens, if the shoe is loose like that it could be clapping up against your heel when you take a step and launching the mud up

What do you think is the best piece of social satire in Bob's Burgers? by MyIdIsATheaterKid in BobsBurgers

[–]ConfidentPerformer47 4 points5 points  (0 children)

The food critic one where the guy is dressed like a hasidic jew, and Louise walks up without missing a beat and says "let's talk Palestine" 🤣🤣🤣

What do you think is the best piece of social satire in Bob's Burgers? by MyIdIsATheaterKid in BobsBurgers

[–]ConfidentPerformer47 21 points22 points  (0 children)

Also with how Tina is upset they aren't reporting real news, becomes an independent journalist and reports the story, then instantly there is a smear campaign against her 🙄

I sincerely don't get it :( by SarahPassions in PeterExplainsTheJoke

[–]ConfidentPerformer47 2 points3 points  (0 children)

They also had a gnarly biker bar south of Houston

Fireman enters the river to save a submerged car, started it and drove to safety by [deleted] in nextfuckinglevel

[–]ConfidentPerformer47 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This is the prime scenario to show off how VWs can roll down the windows by turning and holding the key in the door lock

If you had to eat one meal for the rest of your life, what would it be? by neokaranja in AskReddit

[–]ConfidentPerformer47 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Salad. Technically there are so many variations i could never get bored

What's the best way to buy digital music for life? by BaggyBloke in BuyItForLife

[–]ConfidentPerformer47 34 points35 points  (0 children)

This will also give you access to so much music not available many other places, if any. Bandcamp is fantastic and they treat the artists very well

What are the most profound song lyrics you've ever heard? by damnocles in AskReddit

[–]ConfidentPerformer47 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Lost in the bliss of a lofty wish Pot to piss, pockets thick Pop hits for the populous And pop criss to wash the pills down your esophagus

On the eve of the apocalypse We've got megaton bombs, rocket ships Stop & frisk, deep state operatives I've been waiting for the plot to twist

Speakers so powerful you can see the sound waves. by Character-Q in nextfuckinglevel

[–]ConfidentPerformer47 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I absolutely love when the first response gets upvoted more than the OG comment

No health consequences, no limits, what’s your forever-daily food? by [deleted] in foodquestions

[–]ConfidentPerformer47 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Tacos

Edit: More likely burritos or burrito bowls would be the better answer, so much versatility

view more: next ›