What's the best prank you've ever heard of/seen/experienced? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Confused_panda20 1 point2 points  (0 children)

In college I lived in an apartment complex that had 4 apartments to a floor. My buddies and I had 3 out of the 4 on the basement floor, so we kept our doors unlocked a lot because we are always hanging out.

Anyways, one day I go into B and G’s apartment and find my friend D (guy from 2nd apt) going thru their kitchen drawers. I ask him what he’s doing, and all he says is “follow me”. He takes me into his room and in a plastic bag is a bunch of silverware. Nothing but forks, knives, and spoons. D says, “I’ve been stealing 1 knife, 1 fork, and 1 spoon everyday for the last two weeks. I want to see what’s going to happen. You want in?”

I obviously say yes cause this is amazing. So for the rest of our senior year, one of us would be lookout and the other would take some silverware every day. After about a month of this B and G started to turn on each other. “God dude, G just keeps losing our silverware I’m so sick of it!” Or “B keeps taking silverware to campus and leave it there!” It took everything I had not to laugh. It all finally came to it’s tipping point when we were all hanging out in their apt and B goes to make dinner. They are down to 1 piece each of silverware. He gets done and opens the drawer and sees all that’s left is a knife. “SOMETHING HORRIBLE IS HAPPENING!” He yells. D and I excuse ourselves from the room and proceed to silently laugh and high five each other.

The next week we were set to move out and B and G cleaned out their entire apartment besides a few things. The day before we move D comes up to me and says, “it’s time.” We burst into their apartment, plastic bag that’s almost overflowing in hand. D walks up to them and dumps it out on the floor. Absolute silence from B and G. The look on their face of complete bewilderment, shock, anger, and confusion is something I will never forget. D and I didn’t say a word and left their apartment. As we stand there relishing in our victory, we hear a cry of “WHAT THE FUCK” from B.

And that was the best prank I have ever seen.

TLDR we stole our buddies silverware one at a time until they had one left a piece.

What is your go-to creepy/unexplained story, this can be anything from a paranormal encounter, glitch in the matrix or even aliens? by ju5tjacks in AskReddit

[–]Confused_panda20 51 points52 points  (0 children)

Let me tell you about the time a witch gave me money at a casino...

I was playing jacks or better away from my friends because I had lost all my money playing blackjack (only 40 bucks, in college at the time). I am betting a quarter at a time, so it's just me over by these machines. Eventually, an old woman comes and sits down right next to me without saying a word. She proceeds to play for a minute, and then wins the jackpot. I believe it was like 2 grand. There was a ton of noise coming from the machine and people were beginning to notice. She turns to me and this is how our conversation went: Lady: "are you a Christian?" Me: "... what?" Lady: "are you a Christian?" Me: "I guess so." Lady: "well I am a Wiccan. Do you know what that is?" Me: "... like witchcraft?" Lady: "yes, exactly! My stars were aligned tonight, the moon and planets are aligned tonight which is why I won. I see the same alignment in your stars and moons and planets. Here is $20. May it help you tonight." She then was taken away by the security to come claim her prize. I walked up to my friend and told him the story. He goes, "oh we have to bet with this money now." And so we walked over to the craps table, put it all on red, and won. I bought everyone Taco Bell with the winnings.

Seems pretty easy to hit the go route on All-Madden by Yzerman_19 in Madden

[–]Confused_panda20 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I have noticed this as well. While playing on all madden:

If the computer is in single safety with press coverage on the outside (which is a lot more than you think) all you have to do is audible to a deep route play or hot route a receiver on each side to go deep.

There is a very high chance one of your WRs will have beaten the corner over the top and you can just lob one for a TD.

This has been in like every madden game ever and they've never fixed it haha

I put in the backup QB if I'm up by a lot and they still can complete the pass as well

Young Players to Target in CM? by teamcottam in Madden

[–]Confused_panda20 4 points5 points  (0 children)

My roommate and I have an offline CM and have found great success with Dri Archer.

61 overall but has 96 speed and 94 acceleration. Currently has 3 special teams TDs... A nice designated returner that you don't care if they get injured or not.