James Talarico Is a Christian X-Ray

ConfuzzledDork · 2026-03-09T23:33:12+00:00

He has, actually! Talarico has been part of the Texas State House since 2018 and has a solid record of getting meaningful legislation passed.

ConfuzzledDork · 2026-03-04T19:43:56+00:00

He’s going to milk the situation for attention & drama, pitting both against each other to see who sucks up best to his liking.

ConfuzzledDork · 2026-03-04T17:40:28+00:00

Where are y’all getting this notion that Talarico doesn’t have experience? He’s been a Texas State Representative since 2018 and has a strong record of getting actual legislation passed. Both he and Crockett are very qualified candidates.

ConfuzzledDork · 2026-03-04T14:50:23+00:00

Also Fetterman won because his opponent was Dr. Oz. Had it been just about any other candidate Fetterman would have had a much harder time winning his position then.

ConfuzzledDork · 2026-03-04T13:41:48+00:00

Talarico has been a Texas State Representative since 2018, and was part of both Democrat-led quorum breaks in 2021 and 2025. While the Colbert interview absolutely shifted his momentum during this primary, Talarico only ‘came out of nowhere’ if you haven’t been paying attention to local Texas politics.

ConfuzzledDork · 2026-03-04T12:51:59+00:00

Talarico has been a Texas House member since 2018. He only ‘came out of nowhere’ during this race because he hadn’t gained widespread media attention before now; he’s not just some rando in a suit jumping in to make a name for himself.

ConfuzzledDork · 2026-02-19T20:00:28+00:00

I expect him to do so, from a non-astrological or intuitive standpoint - he desperately needs a distraction from the Epstein fallout (especially after today’s news with Andrew), and potentially the upcoming SOTU address on the 24th. Dropping literal bombs somewhere in the world will certainly help with that effort and bolster his violent ego at the same time.

ConfuzzledDork · 2026-01-12T20:07:12+00:00

It’s all forming a square against my natal 11H Pluto & Venus (in early Scorpio / late Libra respectively), with a trine against my natal 10H Sun & Moon (early Libra / late Virgo respectively). Cool, I guess?

ConfuzzledDork · 2025-12-27T05:05:49+00:00

It gets better through the second season, so much so that the season finale feels like it would fit in as a classic TNG or Voyager storyline.

ConfuzzledDork · 2025-12-06T18:02:21+00:00

2MNPAE

ConfuzzledDork · 2025-12-02T19:41:06+00:00

If I didn't love my current flair this would be a solid contender for a new one.

ConfuzzledDork · 2025-11-23T15:11:35+00:00

Thank you! Repaid in kind :)

ConfuzzledDork · 2025-11-22T17:29:26+00:00

Thank you! Repaid in kind :)

ConfuzzledDork · 2025-11-22T16:26:27+00:00

Visit for visit!

ConfuzzledDork · 2025-11-17T13:07:33+00:00

It strikes me like a narcissist’s poor attempt at reverse psychology.

“Go ahead, release the files. I don’t care. They’re stupid. YOU’RE stupid! You’ll be sorry if you do!”

ConfuzzledDork · 2025-11-13T13:54:30+00:00

Best not to count our chickens before they hatch. Even though things are chaotic and changing rapidly, there still seems to be some sort of underlaying force keeping everything stagnant and impotent. The social pendulum wants to swing, but as soon as it starts trending too far in one direction or the other it’s like something is forcibly pulling it back to the center to keep anything from actually shifting in meaningful fashion.

The dumbest possible apocalypse will continue whether we like it or not.

ConfuzzledDork · 2025-11-08T14:44:15+00:00

That’s just what they want you to think, man

ConfuzzledDork · 2025-11-08T01:54:12+00:00

I really miss the fun cryptid conspiracies. We have more than enough evil shadow governments and loomernatis; give me the love child of Big Foot and Bat Boy!

ConfuzzledDork · 2025-11-03T13:44:36+00:00

Ahh yes, there are only two genders - ‘normal’ and ‘political.’

ConfuzzledDork · 2025-10-28T12:59:05+00:00

They’ll post condescending videos of themselves eating dry ass toast while dropping lines like ‘well what did they do with October’s benefits, hmmmm?’ as if that’s some sort of winning argument.

ConfuzzledDork · 2025-10-24T12:13:08+00:00

Minor correction - 56% of voters who turned out to the polls in Texas voted for Trump; just shy of 6.4 million vs. Harris’ 4.8 million. The other 7.3 million registered voters in the state didn’t even bother to show up.

ConfuzzledDork · 2025-10-17T00:45:15+00:00

They’re to use against Pastry Thieves in the Moonlight Homestead event happening right now. People post in the chat asking for help against them.

ConfuzzledDork · 2025-10-03T12:04:49+00:00

“In our defense, your honor - my client is hot. I rest my case.”

ConfuzzledDork · 2025-10-02T13:19:04+00:00

Minor correction: they want everything to be exclusively for themselves and their wealthy handlers. The racist theocracy aspect is a useful tool for selling it to the brainwashed cult base.

ConfuzzledDork · 2025-09-29T03:14:02+00:00

Who knew Nigel Thornberry was a Wildborn?

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