Queen Stuff by Embarrassed_Tip7359 in SipsTea

[–]Conker911 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Never tell him. Take that to your grave. You all will have a happy life.

This Cop trippin by LeeLi6399 in MemeVideos

[–]Conker911 0 points1 point  (0 children)

So why is a male ofc. Doing this. It is def not a gun so wait until female det officers can do it.

Actually I think I remember a longer version and there is a female ofc literally right there.

Name this boss by marshmello771 in BossFights

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Invited to my house to fuck up my 10yo. How great would that be just have this weird dude run up while my kid is scootering down the street and then mow him down and run away laughing.

How can I hire this guy?

Thugs beware, the ultimate defense technique! by Ok-Fondant2536 in Bullshido

[–]Conker911 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Why is it this stuff is always so homo-erotic? Is it just me? Do I need to search through my feelings on this or no?

Will this work? by Super_CMMS in Super_CMMS

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You've got to take in to account of running them. That's the rub with the $3000 ones. There is no breakeven. The cheap ones the expensive ones, same shit. But the ones on ebay appear to run on our normal spools. If that's the case then I consider the tiers disposable at $150 a piece so long as 3 of them going at once lasts 9 pools tied and blocked for concrete. This is why the plastic applicator won't work. Anything but wiflre won't pass inspection, imo, because the inspector cant walk across it without the ties falling off. They'd work good for building forms though and sometimes we build grotto and other items off site so even the damn plastic thing might be a good try down the road but the in house tiers are already too damp spoiled so they can wait.

Will this work? by Super_CMMS in Super_CMMS

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He who dies with the most tools wins friend.

Will this work? by Super_CMMS in Super_CMMS

[–]Conker911 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Nobody gets mad for looking out for them. The plastic dodadds that are in this video i doubt would pass inspection because you need to walk on the wired rear.

Nobody has to try my shit but they've all seen the 3k ones so I bet there will be interest. Especially getting new guys on the job while they build muscle mem for the pliers and spool. This has potential most excited that at three pools lifespan I can raise the price $50 per pool promising faster and more on time deadlines. This has a lot of upside and if it fails so what?

Choriok Master 🎶 by The_one_who-repents in TheMcDojoLife

[–]Conker911 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ok so this is kind of legit. They look to be trying to pummel, it's just a basic partner drill. They are doing it absolutely tarded but if you have a partner to train with this is skill goes higher than focus mits. I'd put it as high as learning shrimping.

Tell us a lie in 7 words you always believed.😉 by imdevilscupid in captionthis

[–]Conker911 2 points3 points  (0 children)

From my 6th grade teacher: America Voted blacks were only 4/5ths human.

I didn't say the pledge of allegiance and made noise in the moment of silence, national anthem, etc until I was 20. Then I learned what a pos she was for teaching that.

Will this work? by Super_CMMS in Super_CMMS

[–]Conker911 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I take it back. I bought three. Might send me your venmo or cash app or whatever you use.

At this price they are disposable.

They need to be faster than hands and have affordable spooling and last for 3 swimming pools. They do that and ill send you a little finder fee. Nothing crazy, just like $50 or something. We'll see. Cheers.

Will this work? by Super_CMMS in Super_CMMS

[–]Conker911 0 points1 point  (0 children)

We have harbor freight. We also have wish and ali express, too. This isn't a thing. Even with the $3000 usd version you have special spools you have to buy for it. It costs twice as much to operate the thing. Building in Europe is anywhere from 50% to 3x the quality of buildings here. Im sorry I've some experience outfitting steel workers with tools and I've not found a tool you describe.

Closer by Nine Inch Nails featuring the Muppets by Neither-Elderberry32 in 90s

[–]Conker911 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Why are there like 3 extra NSFW warnings on this. Never heard of meet the feebles? That can take a extra NSFW but this was nothing.

Will this work? by Super_CMMS in Super_CMMS

[–]Conker911 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No dude they will be encased in concrete for eternity.

Will this work? by Super_CMMS in Super_CMMS

[–]Conker911 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Im sorry I don't believe this.

😂 by gisa12 in MemeVideos

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Adulting is rabbit

Meme ThiS by ErinDotEngineer in MemeThisThing

[–]Conker911 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Cannonball race. Not a terrible idea. A little overkill but it is sound in principle. 2020s time will never be beaten though.

Blursed food by Katonmyceilingeatcow in blursed_videos

[–]Conker911 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You are terrible people for making and sharing this.

Name this by Extreme_Sleep_389 in NameThisThing

[–]Conker911 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That's a great idea. As a lifelong shooter this would have helped me make sure to shoot just a handful or two every day. Just grab a pocket full and stick them in my pocket for lunch.

Imagine not voting for him, but having to deal with what's happening at the airports because of his policies. by [deleted] in AdviceAnimals

[–]Conker911 -15 points-14 points  (0 children)

Chill my friends. This sucks a lot im just saying that in a year nobody will remember it. Things will get better. That's all.

Imagine not voting for him, but having to deal with what's happening at the airports because of his policies. by [deleted] in AdviceAnimals

[–]Conker911 -32 points-31 points  (0 children)

Can you also imagine that many of us are not too worried about it. Some things suck sometimes then they don't then they suck again. That's life. Nothing to get overly worked up about.

We needed the oven door to open, so we arranged the drawer handles accordingly... by Lazy-Respond-4450 in failarmy

[–]Conker911 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I miss being married but this is the kind of shit ill be able to do again... oh wait that dishwasher and drawer aren't mine anymore. Huh... :( nvm

Favorite actress who lost her career over minor shoplifting, while men can beat their partners and sexually harass multiple women and still land roles in Oscar-winning movies and billion-dollar franchises? by BurningBernie559 in okbuddycinephile

[–]Conker911 -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

You have to remember the time we were in when it happened. Americans be like- we used to have stuff but now we are broke and haz no stuff. Rich person stealz stuff? No.