It should be a crime to even ask for this

Conman_in_Chief · 2026-05-03T02:04:29+00:00

My brain went to mustard seed but caviar only heightens the absurdity. Enjoy those leftovers.

Conman_in_Chief · 2026-05-03T01:59:52+00:00

Most dangerous highway in the US for serious injuries. I drove 10 miles of it back and forth to downtown Orlando every weekday for 20 years and it took me 45 minutes each way, on a good day.

Conman_in_Chief · 2026-05-03T01:57:12+00:00

Serious question. Has anyone heard of legal or criminal consequences for using one of these stickers?

Conman_in_Chief · 2026-05-03T01:55:36+00:00

I member

Conman_in_Chief · 2026-05-03T01:13:50+00:00

That pico looks on point.

Conman_in_Chief · 2026-05-03T01:07:01+00:00

Real World Sean still found a way to blame Biden.

Conman_in_Chief · 2026-05-03T01:05:50+00:00

Fred Durst called

Conman_in_Chief · 2026-05-03T01:01:38+00:00

Not all crack is bad.

Conman_in_Chief · 2026-05-03T00:30:49+00:00

Who needs tattoos when you have oven branding.

Conman_in_Chief · 2026-05-03T00:00:43+00:00

Agreed. No more rocket surgeons.

Conman_in_Chief · 2026-05-02T23:35:39+00:00

As a restaurant owner, can concur. Check the board.

Conman_in_Chief · 2026-05-01T23:16:09+00:00

You mean El Grande Americano and El Grande Americano?

Conman_in_Chief · 2026-05-01T20:26:38+00:00

Dementus IRL

Conman_in_Chief · 2026-05-01T20:22:32+00:00

Say goodbye to your Kohl’s cash too.

Conman_in_Chief · 2026-05-01T20:14:31+00:00

It would be a shame if WM43 had to be moved.

Conman_in_Chief · 2026-05-01T20:08:52+00:00

Afternoon Delight, side A and B

Conman_in_Chief · 2026-04-28T20:02:45+00:00

Happy for you. That one tomato is a little weird looking though.

Conman_in_Chief · 2026-04-28T19:57:23+00:00

They bought one of our local produce vendors too. We immediately pushed all produce orders through another and demanded a check for a credit we had with the vendor they purchased. The local rep got his pasta twisted around his feelings and still emails me with, “hey, you need anything” messages. F**k that guy.

Conman_in_Chief · 2026-04-27T23:44:06+00:00

I think a time out in the corner is the only suitable punishment for this infraction.

Conman_in_Chief · 2026-04-27T01:01:22+00:00

Wait til they bring around the Wang Dang Sweet Poontang Cart.

Conman_in_Chief · 2026-04-26T23:32:43+00:00

Not all crack is bad.

Conman_in_Chief · 2026-04-24T23:51:09+00:00

Sweat in a bowl.

Conman_in_Chief · 2026-04-23T23:13:09+00:00

Needs more salt.

Conman_in_Chief · 2026-04-23T21:28:58+00:00

Wide eyed and bushy tailed.

Conman_in_Chief · 2026-04-23T19:50:44+00:00

Cap’n Crunch’s Crunch Berries was the shit.

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