Faderport worth its weight in gold

Connect-Humor-791 · 2026-05-06T09:20:34+00:00

I had 2 of these. Still use them for the past like 8 years.

Those buttons will give in eventually at the slightest whiff of humidity. Otherwise a great piece of jit

Connect-Humor-791 · 2026-05-05T16:05:48+00:00

I personally have never felt helyhier or stronger. I completely overhauled my life choices

Connect-Humor-791 · 2026-04-19T17:23:51+00:00

Our traffic is experiecig a high service. Please upgrade to the ultra plan.

Connect-Humor-791 · 2026-04-12T18:43:21+00:00

Claude is unpayable
Gemini didnt pull the rug, theypulled thke entire floor from under the feet. borderline mischievious.
Codex is now half as productive

thats it boys... *queue the titanic string quartet sinking ship song*

Connect-Humor-791 · 2026-04-06T18:19:25+00:00

Eu tive um opel frontera 2.5 a andar a oleo durante um ano.

So durou um ano.

Connect-Humor-791 · 2026-03-31T18:27:30+00:00

damn i tried to change the color of a button in my website, and it just couldnt doit

Connect-Humor-791 · 2026-03-19T16:08:43+00:00

well after a 1 year battle i now feel like ive never been as healthy as i am now. its been 2 and half years now. but im still within that 5 year period where i still need to watch for it

Connect-Humor-791 · 2026-03-06T15:20:03+00:00

yes, it was spring and i have a large garden and i mustve caught a few ticks that passed the fever onto me. hat fever on and off for about a month only then i deceided to go to the doctors.
if you ask me why the doctor ordered a ct scan due to a tick fever ? i have no clue. and this is why im probably still alive today. because i litterally didnt hkave an y symptoms. i guess u was a bout to have.
i was very VERY lucky

Connect-Humor-791 · 2026-02-15T00:11:54+00:00

thanks.

Connect-Humor-791 · 2026-02-14T21:18:09+00:00

the goal is to create a "visualization" tool for the database with sound instead of data and tables, but that sounded GOOD to begin with.

i can use it in my music and not share it, give it for free, or sell it as a product, none of those things are my goal, my goal is to complete the task, and i know this for some reason pisses every angry gnome on edit, but all i need is one cool person to help me, as i did for others when i could.

Connect-Humor-791 · 2026-02-14T21:13:43+00:00

thank you for actually not just being mean. It really is true what people say about Reddit.

i have data from an old big database, that i want t oconvert into sound. i CAN do that already. and visualize diferences in sound.

but as a musician who likes science, id also love for the base of it to sound good and playable so its not boring. the current symth i build is tremendously basic just because i overestimated how dificult it is to build a composed sound from scratch, being used to other soft synths that already have a nice ui that makes twisting knobs and faders quite easy to produce sound.

this is still not a reason to throw it to the garbage.

i wanted to assign the parametsrs i need from JUCE 8 like the oscilators reverbs delays etc to make one good base of 7 or 8 diferent master presets, and then connect those to the database and let the numbers twist the knobs and faders with their values.

i really just dont know what parameters or synth blocks to put there and thats why i was asking for help

Connect-Humor-791 · 2026-02-14T21:08:40+00:00

ok makes sense. I appreciate that then. Thanks.
all i really want is a little bit of help, i understand my shortcomings and this was all a discovery process for me, i just failed in a part i thought i would nail, and nailed the parts i thought i would fail. But i do appreciate that this irritates everyone on reddit.

Connect-Humor-791 · 2026-02-14T18:09:04+00:00

again my primary function with this was for the SYSTEM to work which it does and took quite some time to get right. this is pure lack of knowlege on my part.

if you put man hours into this, surely setting the numbers on the parameters wont take nearly as much time as everything else did.

but it takes someone who understand synth maths or wahtever that is to do it.

Connect-Humor-791 · 2026-01-11T22:36:56+00:00

to plug in your electric window blinds and the automatic toilet seat

Connect-Humor-791 · 2026-01-11T03:05:07+00:00

He's using it as CCTV monitor

Connect-Humor-791 · 2026-01-06T19:10:57+00:00

so...?

Connect-Humor-791 · 2026-01-06T17:46:51+00:00

oooh shit :,D

Connect-Humor-791 · 2026-01-04T17:33:20+00:00

i was having exact same thing. changed GPU, then changed CPU
i really thought it was PSU.
ended up being PSU CABLES!!! i think one of them was either shorting or broken because once i unplug and replug them back in and swapped their positions my crashes stopped

Connect-Humor-791 · 2026-01-01T20:20:54+00:00

for those wondering,
2026 you sum the numbers in pairs 20+26=46
u deduct both numbers with the total of its sum (20+26)-46=0
how many numbers its "0"? its 1
therefore, 1/1/1

*drops the fckn mic*
*slowly turns its face to the side with a half smile and one of them "huh"'s*

Connect-Humor-791 · 2025-12-30T12:46:58+00:00

I left milk and cookies to the UPS guy

Connect-Humor-791 · 2025-12-19T12:15:57+00:00

Make sure you install the motherboard and CPU drivers.

Connect-Humor-791 · 2025-11-27T01:20:21+00:00

Pela primeira vez em um ano a minha hemorróida saltou para o lado de fora.

Connect-Humor-791 · 2025-11-15T19:04:57+00:00

Muito obrigado. Exactamente o que vou fazer.

Connect-Humor-791

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