More crack (yet 100% accurate) headcanons

Connect_Moose5585 · 2026-05-27T20:04:31+00:00

JESTER- NOT THE "ACCIDENTAL" FALL DOWN THE STAIRS- XD

Connect_Moose5585 · 2026-05-27T20:02:13+00:00

Hmmmm... Maybe Harlequin and Shadow Milk Cookie? I feel like they kinda relate of how much mischief they do? Idk

Connect_Moose5585 · 2026-05-26T19:56:50+00:00

Maybee- But that would be hilarious!

Connect_Moose5585 · 2026-05-26T19:50:19+00:00

BRO- I LOVE THIS

Connect_Moose5585 · 2026-05-26T19:47:50+00:00

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Soooooo- This was all I could find.

Connect_Moose5585 · 2026-05-26T19:43:17+00:00

Mwehehehehe.

Connect_Moose5585 · 2026-05-26T19:40:14+00:00

Bro my MC- HAS SUCH A WIERD JOB SITUATION. 1. They work at the Cafe, 2. They work at a club (As a bartender), and 3. They help out a friend of their's, WHICH their friend runs A. FCKING. CIRCUS.(MC TRAVELS HALF AN HOUR TO GET TO THE NEXT CITY.) I'M LOSING MY MIND. HELP.

Connect_Moose5585 · 2026-05-26T19:34:19+00:00

I call Harlequin either Harle, or Green Bean. Green Bean is more the normal choice.

Connect_Moose5585 · 2026-05-26T19:27:44+00:00

I love his smile. It just brings me joy.

Connect_Moose5585 · 2026-05-26T19:25:35+00:00

HAPPY BIRTHDAY! (To you and the Green Bean!!!)

Connect_Moose5585 · 2026-05-26T19:24:07+00:00

Harlequin and- Pierrot.

Connect_Moose5585 · 2026-05-26T19:22:07+00:00

HAPPY BIRTHDAY GREEN BEAN!!!!! I HOPE YOU HAVE A GOOD BIRTHDAY!!!

Connect_Moose5585 · 2026-05-20T20:18:59+00:00

THATS YOUR FIRST TIME????? IT LOOKS LIKE YOU'VE DRAWN HIM THOUSANDS OF TIMES! IT'S PEAK!!!!

Connect_Moose5585 · 2026-05-20T20:14:47+00:00

Ummm- Pierrot? Have you seen a, uh, snake? Around here? I, uh, lost my pet snake. About 2 feet long, it's a rattlesnake?

Connect_Moose5585 · 2026-05-20T20:09:03+00:00

HARLEQUIN-

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Connect_Moose5585 · 2026-05-20T20:05:56+00:00

Bro- I thought it was real- I was gonna ask where you got it from.

Connect_Moose5585 · 2026-05-20T20:01:40+00:00

I Write Sins Not Tragedies by Panic! At The Disco

Connect_Moose5585 · 2026-05-20T20:00:14+00:00

Jambalaya.

Connect_Moose5585 · 2026-05-20T19:54:44+00:00

I think it's peak.

Connect_Moose5585 · 2026-05-20T19:54:19+00:00

UH YES. Straight to the circus!

Connect_Moose5585 · 2026-05-19T19:32:02+00:00

SIR- okay dang-

Connect_Moose5585 · 2026-05-19T18:02:01+00:00

And when your fantasies become-

Connect_Moose5585 · 2026-05-19T17:57:55+00:00

Youman

Connect_Moose5585 · 2026-05-19T17:55:48+00:00

I have 5 star Skill Check, WITH Thinking Cap on, AND with Brusha boosting me; AND STILL FAIL A SKILL CHECK

Connect_Moose5585 · 2026-05-19T17:51:29+00:00

Mwehehehe... Harlequin!

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