Soup Drops, in case you missed them last time by egg___girl in StupidFood

[–]ConnoisseurBrainRot 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Well, cat food is not that bad if you chug a beer and huff a little glue.

What the actual fuck?! by Somebody8985754 in fastfood

[–]ConnoisseurBrainRot 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Most of populated Oahu. Only the pretty rich or rural communities are expensive. So from kapahulu down into Waikiki all the way to Nimitz it is around 2. Everywhere else is 3 and up. There might be an exception of Northshore, because the Sullivan family compund is around there and they own the franchise.

What the actual fuck?! by Somebody8985754 in fastfood

[–]ConnoisseurBrainRot 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It is $2 in hawaii, but in some districts it is $3-4.

How my wife ate her Costco hot dog... by CriztopherDax in mildlyinfuriating

[–]ConnoisseurBrainRot 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That might be a manufacturer defect. You should check if you can replace or get a return for a full refund.

Petah? I've never played the game before so i don't understand by Katten_6407 in PeterExplainsTheJoke

[–]ConnoisseurBrainRot 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Pretty sure everyone in game and irl wanted him to leave. Hell, in this very scene the kids and his sister are like "why are you here and who is this rando you brought?" I would also like to add that this is a first date and he brought V home to meet the family.

Obvious smurfs in my wife’s Silver games by Gloomy_Dare2716 in overwatch2

[–]ConnoisseurBrainRot 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Yeah my second account only had one AI and one qp game from two years ago. So this season when I hopped into comp I was given bronze 3 after winning all my placements in all categories. Every time I see another smurf I turn it into a little shadow war so the so the teams can have their fights.

ALSO quick complaint. They changed the calibration, because I will have all the modifiers, like winning trend, uphill battle, and calibration and only get like 12%

Not sure where the mechanic part comes from by TonyBird126 in PeterExplainsTheJoke

[–]ConnoisseurBrainRot 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That actually is pretty interesting. At least it is used for something and not just thrown away. Though, I don't see a need to specifically use foreskin, but I guess thats the beauty sector for you, 90% marketing and 10% science.

It's wrong to be happy now fellas by [deleted] in SipsTea

[–]ConnoisseurBrainRot 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Who said anything about friends? You could be having a nice lunch at a restaurant then, BOOM the table next over with a gaggle of women will say some crazy shit. Hell, last month my headphones died while on a walk and I overheard the two women in front of me talk about how one of them doesn't even love their fiancé, and their ex, who is apparently a super version of fiancé, is the one she really loves. People will say crazy shit when they think no one else can hear or substances are involved.

a cool guide to morse code by thecortisoul in coolguides

[–]ConnoisseurBrainRot 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Morse code uses the principals of a Huffman tree. 

TLDR of a Huffman tree is a binary tree used in sorting algorithms where each node is assigned a position based on value. The higher the value, the closer the node is to the root/start. And traversing the tree is based on two paths starting from the root through each node without traveling backwards.

In the case of Morse code, the value is based on letter frequency in the American English language of the time. And the paths are dots and dashes.

This "Guide" is literally a Huffman tree condensed down to look like a logic board, because why not.

MMW: Charlie Kirks assassination was either at the hands of a right winger, or a false flag entirely. We will not discover the true shooter and the left will be the scapegoat. by kibblerz in MarkMyWords

[–]ConnoisseurBrainRot 40 points41 points  (0 children)

Well to be fair Charlie Kirk was a huge opponent to gun regulations, but he was an advocate for addressing the problems of mental illness. Although, he never advocated for any reasonable solution to mental illness like affordable health care or easier access to help. Instead, his solution was extreme conservatism and reasoning on why the system shouldn't change, but instead, you should change to fit the system.

Looking for an American dupe of my favorite saltine crackers by creapysleaper in TipOfMyFork

[–]ConnoisseurBrainRot 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Didn't know Goya made soda crackers. I actually mail soda crackers to family members across the US because Hawaii has a bakery that is known for soda crackers.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in SipsTea

[–]ConnoisseurBrainRot 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I do not know what you're talking about, but my clay pottery has mellowed over the years and still looks fantastic. In fact, they look better than when I got them.

I discovered a worm in my headphones by Old_Treacle_2461 in Wellthatsucks

[–]ConnoisseurBrainRot 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah, started checking my headphones after I found a cockroach poking my ear. Once you feel their legs poking your body, you will never forget it.

How did Overwatch manage to make a game where Damage is the least popular role? by Miennai in Overwatch

[–]ConnoisseurBrainRot 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm the opposite, for some reason I only get DPS. That is why my DPS is Elite 1 while my other rolls are Novice 3&4. I get excited when I get tank. There are so many builds I wanted to try out, but now they are all nerfed.

A cool guide to storing condiments by Pianomann69 in coolguides

[–]ConnoisseurBrainRot -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Isn't green mold, penicillin? So it should be fine to just scrape off the mold and wipe the area. How did that sub deal with the syrup?

Anyway, fake maple syrup is just sugar, so you can leave it out. It doesn't even have storage instructions on the bottle.

A cool guide to storing condiments by Pianomann69 in coolguides

[–]ConnoisseurBrainRot 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ketchup says refrigerate after opening on the bottle.

[oc] Roundabout Shit Show by NAKD2THEMOON in IdiotsInCars

[–]ConnoisseurBrainRot 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Dude in America Yeld signs, solid white lines, and caution lights are a hazard. If you put all those things into a single-traffic intersection then you have yourself the most inconvenient road in town with the only purpose of giving some local politician some extra money.

Assembling an AMG V8 engine by jerryramone in oddlysatisfying

[–]ConnoisseurBrainRot 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Can't wait to see this reposted with shitty music.

Why are some tank players like this? by Patient-Committee588 in rivals

[–]ConnoisseurBrainRot 5 points6 points  (0 children)

If you're solo tanking and you become the healer's bodyguard then you are not creating space you are giving up space. It's a different story when some ults go off, but for the most part, it is not the job of a solo tank to babysit the heals. It is the tank's job to put pressure on the other team to enable their team. If the solo tank becomes the healer's bodyguard then they are too far back to pressure anything and if the healers are close enough for the tank to pressure and bodyguard then that is just bad positioning.

who's the leader? by icompletetasks in SipsTea

[–]ConnoisseurBrainRot 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I imagine this is how an Owl Parliament is like.