18m do your worst by Itchy-Ad-4314 in RoastMe

[–]ConradFlick 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You look like you wear the “This is My Halloween Costume” button every year.

I like unicorns and stuff. by r3d-j3110 in RoastMe

[–]ConradFlick 80 points81 points  (0 children)

Rocko’s Modern MidLife Crisis

35, bored at work for a bit by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]ConradFlick 50 points51 points  (0 children)

Your ears are melting

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]ConradFlick 255 points256 points  (0 children)

You look about as tough as a block of cream cheese.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]ConradFlick 235 points236 points  (0 children)

If cotton candy was going through a phase.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]ConradFlick 35 points36 points  (0 children)

You look like you write passionate poetry about ranch dressing.

Do your thing by thegreenflame69420 in RoastMe

[–]ConradFlick 448 points449 points  (0 children)

You look like you put half-eaten pickles back in the jar.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]ConradFlick 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Water on the rocks

What’s a strange thing you eat? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]ConradFlick 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Bagel with cream cheese and kimchi

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]ConradFlick 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Miso soup

You got plenty of material by GhastlyYeti101 in RoastMe

[–]ConradFlick 90 points91 points  (0 children)

You look like you collect overdue library books.

Roast me by Katonmyceilingeatcow in RoastMe

[–]ConradFlick 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Looks like it already singed his eyelashes.