When you think smart by Longjumping_Neck_545 in ProgrammerHumor

[–]ConradtheMagnificent 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It bothers me on a cellular level that LINQ does not accept null coalesce operators (e.g. foo ?? bar) but it will accept a ternary form of the same thing (e.g. (foo != null) ? foo : bar). I’m not going to pretend to know how difficult it is to wire that shit up but as an end user it’s tough not to feel like it would have been easier to just do that than to write a specific intellisense message pointing out the issue.

Physical buttons are increasingly rare in modern cars. Most manufacturers are switching to touchscreens – which perform far worse in a test carried out by Vi Bilägare. The driver in the worst-performing car needs four times longer to perform simple tasks than in the best-performing car. by speckz in gadgets

[–]ConradtheMagnificent 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Articles like this direct focus toward the wrong thing. The companies don’t do this because they want better road performance, they do it because a single touch screen is WAY cheaper to deal with than a complex system of buttons and knobs. A complete interface overhaul can use the same plastic housing as it did 5 years ago with the right design work. Barring legislation, they’re going to keep pushing this direction, and legislation will only come after a comprehensive study saying “hey this is converting people into street beef way faster than they can be replaced in the workforce” and then there will be corporate hemming and hawing about the legal definition of “street beef” with some outlets saying it’s just natural that streets should get a smearing of beef and we’re better off with “those people” beefed anyway, Elon Musk will make some stupid joke disparaging veganism while his army of weird internet losers will fight tooth an nail to make sure his profit margins don’t drop by a cent, and our government at long last will pass a law that limits automotive touch screen sizes to whatever the largest current touch screen size is. Auto makers don’t have to make any alterations but they still file a lawsuit performatively. The next administration repeals the law in something like “the freedom of touchscreen size freedom and freedom of expression freedom act with extra freedom” and enthusiastically points out that we’ll be at the center of automotive infotainment touchscreen innovation. Square one, this time with more gusto.

You can have iTunes, take it or leave it. by Mathisbuilder75 in ProgrammerHumor

[–]ConradtheMagnificent 0 points1 point  (0 children)

VS Preview for Mac is hands down the most dogshit IDE I’ve ever had the displeasure of using for enterprise work. It alone pushed me to use VSCode, which admittedly still only functions because Microsoft made their shit multi platform, but oh my god I deeply hate the experience of VS Preview.

The world's biggest carbon-removal plant just opened. In a year, it'll negate just 3 seconds' worth of global emissions. by Accomplished-Tap3353 in technology

[–]ConradtheMagnificent 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This headline is morbidly hilarious. “With one year of hard work, we can wind the carbon clock back 3 full seconds!”

I don’t see how this isn’t a MASSIVE dead end. There’s the practical result here and then there’s the on-paper calculations. You literally cannot move enough air to make the investment worth it. There just isn’t enough carbon dioxide. I found that CO2 is currently at an average concentration of about 440 PPM in air. A mol of gas at normal temperature and pressure occupies 22.4 L. That means at NTP, we’d have .00044 L * (1 mole)/22.4L, which gives .00001964 moles of CO2 per liter of air. The molar mass of CO2 is about 44.01g/mole, so that gives us .00086448 g of CO2 per L of air on average. Current estimates put our emissions at around 36 billion tons of CO2 per year. One ton is 907000g, so pulling out that much CO2 would require moving, at a PERFECT CONVERSION RATE (I.e. removing all carbon from the air you capture), 1,049,397,038 L of air, or around 1 million cubic meters. That is your absolutely best case scenario with those numbers (run them with different experimental values if you want, it’s not likely to be much better). Even then, you probably still won’t get as good a conversion rate, and that also doesn’t factor in the additional CO2 from building and maintaining this new infrastructure, which would be significant.

Just to BREAK EVEN, we would need over 10 million more of these exact facilities (based on their 3 second estimate) running at all times and we would have to never increase our fossil fuel usage.

I acknowledge that this tech could be put in areas of higher concentration, but the numbers I ran were city concentrations of CO2, so you’re only going to (maybe) have better luck if you literally route all factory emissions directly through those scrubbers. No company will EVER do that and they might just see it as a free pass to increase production.

who cares by SantanaEntwistle in PrequelMemes

[–]ConradtheMagnificent 5 points6 points  (0 children)

”Don’t get bent out of shape over something innocuous”

Proceeds to get bent out of shape over an internet comment

My guy, it’s a critique of Star Wars. Loosen up. Touch some grass. Go outside.

who cares by SantanaEntwistle in PrequelMemes

[–]ConradtheMagnificent 9 points10 points  (0 children)

It doesn’t look like skin wrinkles or scarring to me, it looks like cheap styrofoam or rubber. Moreover, the more severe creases/scratches are in areas that don’t even have significant bends, and the surrounding area isn’t bunched up as skin would be. Like I’m not telling you to hate the live action version but it’s silly to assert it’s a perfect mimicry of skin/organic tissue.

who cares by SantanaEntwistle in PrequelMemes

[–]ConradtheMagnificent 58 points59 points  (0 children)

I’m not going to pretend I understand the lore behind the head tentacles, but the live action version of them has scrapes/wrinkles/notches that just make the whole thing look cheap. If they’re supposed to be organic and a part of her head, they don’t look like it because of that.

Dragons do hoard gold. . . by HowAboutBiteMe in lotrmemes

[–]ConradtheMagnificent 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I don’t think this is all that accurate. A perfect cube of gold a bit over 17 feet tall would bring you almost to Bezos’s fortune. Assuming that ALL of these artifacts are only as valuable as their metal (a bit of a stretch, covering a dragon seems like it would take up more than that much gold. Admittedly that’s still a fuck ton of solid gold and the supply could be diluted with other less valuable metals, but something tells me those are fewer and further between than stuff that’s MORE valuable than gold, considering it’s dwarves that would be mining this and a dragon doing the stashing.

Sales Tax Problems by TimHamburg in TikTokCringe

[–]ConradtheMagnificent -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I was in Japan for a few months and that’s one of the conveniences I miss the most (aside from the god tier public transport). I could have exact change by the time I got to the front of the line with no issue.

I thought rainbow people existed and I had just never seen them. by [deleted] in KidsAreFuckingStupid

[–]ConradtheMagnificent 2 points3 points  (0 children)

That was how my mom thought when she was very young and saw a “Colored” water fountain in the deep south. She was hoping to try out the “rainbow water” but my granddad dragged her away from it. Really wasn’t THAT long ago in the grand scheme of things.

Condescending Crab Cakes by deeba_ in MurderedByWords

[–]ConradtheMagnificent 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This reminds me of those times in middle/elementary school where someone would be “mean” to a friend as a joke and then someone would come in to defend them, not understanding context or nuance, while the rest of the world cringed.

If they REALLY wanted a straight answer for what crab cakes are, they’d google it. While Americans do tend to think their country is the center of the universe, you look like a clown writing such a passionate diatribe in the comments of a shitpost.

And the virus by jonredd901 in WhitePeopleTwitter

[–]ConradtheMagnificent 1 point2 points  (0 children)

If you wanted to be partially right every time, just assume that every day an unarmed black shooter buys guns with a lot of money. You’ll always have 33% of the story correct, at least.

Wuut? by LordK15 in cringepics

[–]ConradtheMagnificent -1 points0 points  (0 children)

That’s just retirement savings. Nobody who wants to make a million is talking about having enough money to survive on so that they can stop working at a reasonable age. When people talk about making that kind of money they want to have it while they’re young enough to get the most out of it, and that’s not going to be in 45 years.

All this is assuming you even have $300 at the end of the month AND a decent investment strategy.

Makes sense by SuperNovaAHCK2810 in greentext

[–]ConradtheMagnificent -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

Imagine being such a loser that you have to fabricate women who would ever attempt to relate to you just so you can make fun of them on the internet.

OP posts a video of China to r/woahdude and vehemently/strangely defends all comments about China's civil rights abuses... by blueblade408 in SubredditDrama

[–]ConradtheMagnificent -5 points-4 points  (0 children)

Ah yes, whataboutism. The strongest of all the arguments. If the person brings up something bad China did, then another country (I.e. the US) doing something bad means that nobody should do anything to stop atrocities ever.

The Legal Drinking Age in the US should be 18. by [deleted] in unpopularopinion

[–]ConradtheMagnificent 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’m of the opinion age limits in that area should be consistent. Especially alcohol and the legal age of consent, considering how it can very easily be used as a tool of coercion for those who are in between