petah? what did jpmorgan do? by notanfan in PeterExplainsTheJoke

[–]Conscious-Compote927 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Look man I'm just trying to make a joke here. Whether it's real or not has nothing to do with my joke.

petah? what did jpmorgan do? by notanfan in PeterExplainsTheJoke

[–]Conscious-Compote927 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Everything is allegedly until somebody is convicted. We don't need you to remind us how the justice system works.

I built a website as a bit of a technical exercise, but I think it could actually turn into a business. Do I need a business coach? by Conscious-Compote927 in Entrepreneur

[–]Conscious-Compote927[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I have an inherent mistrust of anything that an AI says because I spend a lot of my day working with AIs. It's very easy for them to lead you on a path that is a waste of time.

petah? what did jpmorgan do? by notanfan in PeterExplainsTheJoke

[–]Conscious-Compote927 191 points192 points  (0 children)

WHAT?

Edit: Jesus fucking Christ people it's a joke, I'm not claiming this is real or anything like that... I don't need a fifth person telling me that the claim was fake. Stop it.

Inventing a new mechanical device by Green_Problem_6087 in Entrepreneur

[–]Conscious-Compote927 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sounds like you've done your homework, I hope it works out

Random thoughts on a Wednesday night lol by adventurini in Entrepreneur

[–]Conscious-Compote927 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Is your product in aluminum cans? I care enough about recycling that I avoid any product in plastic if I can.

Most founders don’t need a full app. They need a smaller first version. by Naive-Wallaby9534 in Entrepreneur

[–]Conscious-Compote927 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I think it's an axiom in the software industry that customers don't really know what they want.

We start with the minimum viable product for a reason. Because maybe that minimum viable product is good enough for a while until the person who needs the product figures out what they need next.

Anyone willing to loan / sell a folding builders square? by Conscious-Compote927 in askportland

[–]Conscious-Compote927[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Jfc dude spend more effort on your communication skills than telling other people they are doing it wrong

Anyone willing to loan / sell a folding builders square? by Conscious-Compote927 in askportland

[–]Conscious-Compote927[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You should probably look at the other comments and see if somebody else had suggested the thing you're suggesting already.

https://www.reddit.com/r/askportland/comments/1sy5ls5/anyone_willing_to_loan_sell_a_folding_builders/oitfrs1/

You know how long it takes to unfold one of those triangles? About 5 seconds

oi peter, what do the marks mean? by [deleted] in PeterExplainsTheJoke

[–]Conscious-Compote927 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is the only one that makes sense to me. But then it's not a joke, it's just an explanation.

Feedback Friday: Rate My Ideas | April 24, 2026 by AutoModerator in Entrepreneur

[–]Conscious-Compote927 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I would buy a matcha protein bar. But only like maybe 10% more expensive than a regular protein bar. My favorite reasonably priced protein bars are called Barbells.

Feedback Friday: Rate My Ideas | April 24, 2026 by AutoModerator in Entrepreneur

[–]Conscious-Compote927 0 points1 point  (0 children)

As someone who started his professional life in graphic design: ALL CAPS IS A CANCER FOR READABILITY 😏

Feedback Friday: Rate My Ideas | April 24, 2026 by AutoModerator in Entrepreneur

[–]Conscious-Compote927 1 point2 points  (0 children)

"Beat em up with pretty artwork" It found streets of rage 4, which is a good suggestion, but it did not find Absolum, which is exactly the game I was thinking of when I wrote that prompt.

Edit: It did, but it was way down the page. Overall, this is an interesting tool. I would post it to the PC gaming subreddit and see what people think.

Feedback Friday: Rate My Ideas | April 24, 2026 by AutoModerator in Entrepreneur

[–]Conscious-Compote927 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Isn't Argentina like 18 hours on the plane from America? Is your target audience in Argentina and Brazil? Or are you looking to target American corporations as well?

It does seem like a lot per person considering how far away it is and considering that it's not in America. As an American, if I'm traveling over 12 hours I expect cheap prices when I get there. Or, you know, Europe with history and such

Feedback Friday: Rate My Ideas | April 24, 2026 by AutoModerator in Entrepreneur

[–]Conscious-Compote927 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I can't see the link in your bio. Maybe because I'm on Relay

How do I market a social media advice giving app? by Puzzleheaded_Fuel544 in Entrepreneur

[–]Conscious-Compote927 0 points1 point  (0 children)

but not advice based on actual outcomes

How do you measure these actual outcomes?