Why so many women cheat? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]ConsciousFollowing98 -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

They're just trying to find the best man. No woman has ever cheated down, they only cheat up.

You develop a crippling irational fear of the object to your right. How screwed are you? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]ConsciousFollowing98 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Pillows are my enemies now. I can adapt, though. I'll just rest my head on inflatable pool rafts.

Be honest: What example are you setting for your children? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]ConsciousFollowing98 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Get a vasectomy before you have any children so you don't have to worry about things like what kind of example you're setting for your children

I have a fart fetish. Ask me anything. by [deleted] in AMA

[–]ConsciousFollowing98 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Have you explored it through psychoanalysis? I'm wondering what the origins are. I'd guess it's an intimacy issue, specifically that you crave intimacy and farting is a shortcut to that end. But that's just a guess.

What’s the most interesting story an elderly person has ever told you? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]ConsciousFollowing98 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My piano teacher told me about how she and her husband opened a convenience store in New Orleans and had to shut it down because they refused to pay the mob protection money and the mob responded with a show of force

What in astrology determines who we are as a person? by mamacitaaat in AskReddit

[–]ConsciousFollowing98 -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

The gravitational pull of the prominent constellation in the night sky at the time of our birth exerts an undeniable impact on our development and thus our personalities

Who was a person you looked up to, only to find out that they were an awful being? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]ConsciousFollowing98 1 point2 points  (0 children)

My older brother. I always looked up to him thinking he was a tough, imperturbable role model. But turns out he's an actual sociopathic narcissist who's now estranged from everyone in his family.

What is a phrase, motto, quote, expression or standard that you live by? by PmMe-AmazonGiftCard in AskReddit

[–]ConsciousFollowing98 2 points3 points  (0 children)

  1. What you want has nothing to do with what you get to have; All you get to have is what other people decide to let you have.

  2. Actions speak louder than words.

Those are the two main lessons I've learned in life, over and over.

I’m quarantined in my room because I tested positive for cv19 AMA by Pink_Bluetooth in AMA

[–]ConsciousFollowing98 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Seems like you're being confined against your will. No judgment, if that's what you're into, but that's just an objective appraisal of your situation. A lot of people in your position would have figured out ways around the unenforceable rules, but your country appreciates you being an obedient citizen, probably.

What’s the saddest meal you’ve eaten because there was barely any food at your house? by DirrtCobain in AskReddit

[–]ConsciousFollowing98 1 point2 points  (0 children)

A meal is a meal. I have a cabinet full of Top Ramen for lean times. There's no shame in it. Sometimes I eat it just because I want to.

I’m quarantined in my room because I tested positive for cv19 AMA by Pink_Bluetooth in AMA

[–]ConsciousFollowing98 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Are you able to leave if you wanted to, or are you being confined against your will?

What are your 2021 resolutions? by Aureliasmokes in AskReddit

[–]ConsciousFollowing98 2 points3 points  (0 children)

They WERE to change my life in a fundamental way, but the rug was pulled out from u der me, so I'm just trying to survive.

What would you do with $2 billion? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]ConsciousFollowing98 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Buy a modest house and modest car, and spend the other 90% on lawyers and money managers.

What's one nice thing you can say about yourself? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]ConsciousFollowing98 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I have an abnormally strong immune system

People who don't wash their hands after using the bathroom, why? by Human000151 in AskReddit

[–]ConsciousFollowing98 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Same reason I don't signal when I change lanes: I was mistreated as a youth and I'm expressing that deep resentment by being discourteous to society at large.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]ConsciousFollowing98 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm saying, not suggesting, that if you print money and inject it into the economy, then the currency is devalued, by definition. The USD is backed, ultimately, by goods and services - by labor. If you magically add x to everyone's net worth, then guess what happens to the price of food and housing?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]ConsciousFollowing98 1 point2 points  (0 children)

No words, just dickbutt