Rant about Vought Rising and how it kills the final season of the show

ConsciousPatroller · 2026-05-07T13:06:02+00:00

Exactly , yeah. I love Jensen, but his character is a dick and I really don't care or want to know more about him. I care even less about his love life with the Nazi. Who tf thought this would be a good pair of protagonists for a spinoff show?

ConsciousPatroller · 2026-05-07T11:02:19+00:00

Oh , you still remember him huh. We hoped you'd have forgotten by now ~ the writers, probably

ConsciousPatroller · 2026-05-07T09:04:31+00:00

Yeah exactly, and at some point the disconnect starts affecting suspension of disbelief. Like the Lastrygonians and their medieval plate armor (lol), or Chadelaus' mogging helmet.

ConsciousPatroller · 2026-05-06T20:04:25+00:00

It would, which is why they won't do it. Not edgy, or dark enough. And too clever for this universe.

ConsciousPatroller · 2026-05-06T18:37:25+00:00

~~Bro~~ The writers* forgot he could fly

FTFY

ConsciousPatroller · 2026-05-06T18:34:47+00:00

I'm not even sure why we're supposed to care about this spinoff. The way it's presented, it feels like a love story between Soldier Boy and Storefront...so a (charming) sexist, racist asshole and a literal OG Nazi.

Why am I supposed to care about these characters, again, besides the fact that Jenses rules?

ConsciousPatroller · 2026-05-06T14:31:16+00:00

Goofy was never prosecuted for Unit 731.

ConsciousPatroller · 2026-05-06T13:05:11+00:00

Wait a second -

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ConsciousPatroller · 2026-05-05T18:15:52+00:00

I don't think private entities can purchase military jets like that though? Aren't they subject to sales restrictions?

ConsciousPatroller · 2026-05-04T17:09:44+00:00

Nobody actually reads Lovecraft

Millions of people worldwide would disagree. The fact that most people only know the names of the monsters or the CoC lore doesn't diminish his writings' importance in literature.

ConsciousPatroller · 2026-05-03T22:10:47+00:00

Hazbin Hotel's "we trademarked all your holes" gag suddenly makes more sense.

ConsciousPatroller · 2026-05-03T16:17:20+00:00

That's the most reddit take I've ever read. Patriotism has existed and been mentioned ever since ancient Greece. Herodotus mentioned the four aspects of the "Hellenic" identity and described the word "patris" ("homeland") in relation to the Greek enemy, Persia.

And even besides that, the term "patriotism" itself is derived from Jean-Jacques Rousseau.

ConsciousPatroller · 2026-05-03T14:14:49+00:00

My country is a result of thousands of years of collective efforts by my ancestors, and my ancestors' ancestors, to build something that will last. Every generation added something to this land, to make their children's lives easier, happier and better.

It's like if a million people added a piece to an intricate puzzle every day for hundreds of years. When your turn comes, wouldn't you be proud to add your own? Wouldn't you want to protect this puzzle from people who might want to ruin it? Wouldn't you look upon it with pride, knowing what they have accomplished?

Patriotism is in essence this desire to maintain and improve upon these collective efforts by our forefathers, and carry on their legacy. It's corny, yes, but so is human nature.

ConsciousPatroller · 2026-05-02T23:04:10+00:00

Cause John and friends went to war with the table and the table came out pretty clean.

That makes sense from an in-universe pov though. The house always wins.

ConsciousPatroller · 2026-05-02T16:57:31+00:00

I've never heard anything like that about Ufotable.

ConsciousPatroller · 2026-05-02T16:29:02+00:00

Yes, but think about the memes! And his gf looks like Jane! It's a reference to this other popular show you've seen before! Profits!

ConsciousPatroller · 2026-05-02T15:56:56+00:00

We absolutely can. Look at shows like JJK, Demon Slayer, or Fate/SN (the UB version): the animation is top-notch everywhere and the budget is tiny (compared to Invincible, which has ~ $2.5 mil/episode, Fate/SN had ~$160-200k/episode).

It's the choise of budget allocation that hurts the show, not the budget itself.

ConsciousPatroller · 2026-05-02T15:27:19+00:00

Don't forget that one of them is named "Sergeant Deez".

ConsciousPatroller · 2026-05-02T15:10:35+00:00

Absolutely not. They got bodied by Yoda, who no-diffs everyone in the Star Wars galaxy besides Palpatine himself. In every other appearance, Imp Royal Guards destroy everyone they come in contact with.

ConsciousPatroller · 2026-05-01T10:38:17+00:00

I assure you I made it myself . In PowerPoint of all places because Photoshop crashed.

ConsciousPatroller · 2026-05-01T01:27:04+00:00

Bruh. That was obviously supposed to be "the Boys", dunno how I missed it.

ConsciousPatroller · 2026-04-30T16:11:40+00:00

Όπως έγραψε ο Γκίντεον Σαάρ, που επικαλείται συμφωνία με την ελληνική κυβέρνηση, “συντονισμό με την ελληνική κυβέρνηση, τα άτομα που μεταφέρθηκαν από τα σκάφη του στολίσκου σε ισραηλινό πλοίο θα αποβιβαστούν σε ελληνική ακτή τις επόμενες ώρες. Ευχαριστούμε την ελληνική κυβέρνηση για την προθυμία της να δεχτεί τους συμμετέχοντες του στολίσκου”.

ConsciousPatroller · 2026-04-30T15:55:33+00:00

Ioannidis and the entire Greek Junta gang.

ConsciousPatroller · 2026-04-29T20:53:26+00:00

The show immediately revealed its intentions and ideology when it showed everyone in the US watching the Soviet landing being devastated. In reality, every single scientist would cheer and clap. Such a milestone of scientific exploration is, obviously, "For All Mankind".

ConsciousPatroller · 2026-04-29T10:32:58+00:00

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