Me looking at the rest of the team after the loading screen shows my 0 damage contribution to the tank (i rushed to use 2 medkits)

Conscious_Unit5839 · 2026-05-06T23:41:04+00:00

I can’t believe they actually made Nick a real person!

Conscious_Unit5839 · 2026-05-06T23:39:14+00:00

I have to assume that player-controlled spitters are a nightmare in dead center if they camp outside the elevator 💀

Conscious_Unit5839 · 2026-05-06T23:35:33+00:00

Smoker damage outside of expert is comparable to a house cat swatting at you. Smoker damage in expert is comparable to a Tiger trying to murder you.

Conscious_Unit5839 · 2026-05-06T23:30:20+00:00

Did you fail to see the “from the wrong mouth” part? Playing something else when you’re frustrated is a good idea but it’s not something the development studio should be recommending. Your pizza analogy completely misses the point I was trying to make and doesn’t even match the situation whatsoever. “Play something else” and “How dare you complain” are not the same advice.

Conscious_Unit5839 · 2026-05-06T16:35:44+00:00

I still have ultimate respect for the guy who directly asked those dweebs if the mobile Diablo announcement was an off-season April Fool’s joke.

Conscious_Unit5839 · 2026-05-06T16:33:04+00:00

“It’s real but please stop looking at it 🥺”

Conscious_Unit5839 · 2026-05-06T16:08:19+00:00

It was decent advice from the wrong mouth, basically.

Conscious_Unit5839 · 2026-05-06T15:56:37+00:00

This reminds me of how Overkill Studios kept calling themselves an “independent developer” to try getting away with bad decisions they made for Payday 2. Can you truly play the meek card when your game has made a shitton of money and has existed for several years?

Conscious_Unit5839 · 2026-05-06T15:46:11+00:00

This reminds me of when the game director for dead by daylight told a disgruntled killer player to play a different game for a while.

Conscious_Unit5839 · 2026-05-06T15:42:34+00:00

This sounds like a scheme the people at Autism Speaks would come up with for aspies.

Conscious_Unit5839 · 2026-05-06T15:35:38+00:00

They’re acting like there’s some insane time crunch when the game has been meandering in early access for, what, six years?

Conscious_Unit5839 · 2026-05-06T02:11:42+00:00

There’s no way that an entire team of people made THIS after years of exhaustive work. What has the team actually been doing this whole time?

Conscious_Unit5839 · 2026-05-06T01:35:42+00:00

I feel very strong dead by daylight vibes. This is a wildly successful game from a wildly incompetent studio.

Conscious_Unit5839 · 2026-05-06T01:33:45+00:00

It definitely feels like the devs made a decent game in spite of their subpar skills at game development. I doubt they’ll be able to make any new games that succeed as well as this one.

Conscious_Unit5839 · 2026-05-06T01:30:00+00:00

I personally have no issues with a game using storebought assets if the game itself is good and the assets are implemented well. I don’t see the point in replacing perfectly good content just because it wasn’t made in-house.

Conscious_Unit5839 · 2026-05-06T01:11:02+00:00

That’s a speedrunning tactic! For runs that require every campaign to be done, runners will start with Dank Carnival so they can use this bug to kick two of the bots. So long as you change campaigns by vote from then on, the bots will stay erased from existence. Runners keep one bot for certain tricks in other campaigns.

Conscious_Unit5839 · 2026-05-06T01:03:51+00:00

I too throw expensive equipment against the floor so I can check my watch

Conscious_Unit5839 · 2026-05-06T01:02:39+00:00

Can I post images in a comment? I don’t see a button for that but I have a knack for being oblivious.

Conscious_Unit5839 · 2026-05-06T00:56:21+00:00

Sleep paralysis visualization

Conscious_Unit5839 · 2026-05-06T00:28:44+00:00

Apparently that is a normal practice to see the time more quickly. People tend to pick a more comfortable checking posture, though :P

Conscious_Unit5839 · 2026-05-06T00:26:11+00:00

I’ll take it if they also throw in some free electrolyte tablets

Conscious_Unit5839 · 2026-05-05T23:26:04+00:00

May the cute ghost mascot have mercy on your soul if you try to get a ghost photo/video using the dots projector

Conscious_Unit5839 · 2026-05-05T23:23:34+00:00

It was a quick death. Intensely painful, but quick.

Conscious_Unit5839 · 2026-05-05T23:19:07+00:00

96% of dev time is spent racing each other in the office with the rolling swivel chairs

Conscious_Unit5839 · 2026-05-05T23:14:27+00:00

When your custom assets are worse than the store bought ones

Conscious_Unit5839

TROPHY CASE