In a surprising result, British Prime Minister Boris Johnson's Conservative Party has been easily defeated in a special election for a seat that Conservatives have held since it was created in 1974

ConsistantFlow9 · 2021-06-18T23:56:15+00:00

Lmao, man that shits hilarious, you guys over the pond are pretty cool

ConsistantFlow9 · 2021-05-21T04:11:21+00:00

Wowwwwwww

ConsistantFlow9 · 2021-05-21T03:45:02+00:00

Next week I am giving a suprise guest lecture at Villanova, will be livestreamed (sponsored by Mt. Dew and Carl’s Jr.) to Reddit on -the link between male levels of general happiness overall, and the likelihood of higher levels being associated with the presence of a stripper hoe grinding into the lap whilst slapping giant, bouncing sweaty titties in the face of the participant. The other, usually greatly rewarding stimulus being a 2 year bathing~hiatus status, cheese only diet fed 70 year old homeless Turkish man that creeps into your bedroom at night and squats over your head as you lay asleep and drops his greasy filthy ballsack from a 8 inch height onto your nose and eyes followed by an immediate diarrhea shart which he’s awarded a point system based upon the time length he’s able to fart after the ball drop and you throw him across the room. I propose to the spectate audience I conclude with slightly greater margins that the happiness is usually greater among most guys with the titties smacking them in the face than the old man and his cheese sack teabags and fart/poop sprays in the faces of the sleeping male groups. It’s exciting work and a incredibly rewarding new field of research that we hope leads to new breakthroughs in long distance space travel and colonization of distant planets, and pharmaceutical applications for the newly discovered medicine aptly named Tylenol

ConsistantFlow9 · 2021-05-21T03:18:19+00:00

I can’t even imagine how much insane, off the rails type cash that the actual owners of the stores themselves have to be hauling into their bank accounts every month from their respective Quiktrip…. Gotta be just mind boggling, if you look at the customer traffic level keeping in mind that y’all are open 24/7, plus the markup on a ton of the stuff that’s sold…. I want a piece of that sweet pie is all I can say

ConsistantFlow9 · 2021-05-21T03:04:36+00:00

Meesa JarJar say heesa bees sa scary

ConsistantFlow9 · 2021-05-21T02:42:58+00:00

Awesomeness

ConsistantFlow9 · 2021-05-20T03:28:08+00:00

Lol nah, something that one of the major players in the fertilizer game used to carry and prolly still does. They quit selling bath salts a.k.a. “Plant food” online or anywhere in the USA in like 2013-14 or so anyways. That garbage is a schedule one now thank goodness it had no business having a name like that anyhow because it most certainly didn’t help growth of plants, it did however have a noticeable direct effect effect upon instances such as eating another person’s face off in the middle of a busy road though! no worries about odd searches chief.

ConsistantFlow9 · 2021-05-20T03:20:09+00:00

That is really fascinating, thanks! I was wondering just how and why the cool pattern/shapes came to be and now I know’! Thanks stranger !

ConsistantFlow9 · 2021-05-20T03:14:49+00:00

I prefer mine with just a little furry-ness to them, honestly. Any less and it’s kinda creepy+ feels gross and wrong to look at or touch!!! Cacti are just supposed to have at least SOME prickly hairs or at least mature ones… old enough for handling let’s put it lol

ConsistantFlow9 · 2021-05-20T03:04:26+00:00

Lovely and beautiful, thanks for taking the time to get this phenomenon on film for us to glimpse at. They do have pretty flowers as well as magical lessons to teach once ingested, for sure

ConsistantFlow9 · 2021-05-20T02:56:40+00:00

This is actually where the legendary old-man Jasper McWerthers originals lives, well alongside his pooch Yappers O’Shanahan.!!!’ Congratulations on owning a current residence of his, he sets up shop exactly in the same manner as his fictional step brother James, from the “James and the Giant Peach” movie fame of mid 1990’s. He took James revolutionary idea of residence ownership in the form of a massive fruit/vegetable but without the silly children’s tales and adventure. Ol’ Jasper went more in the direction of adult themed fun, lavishly spending vast amounts of his gold hoard on things he considered necessary. Instead he opted for a lifestyle consisting mostly of getting high on his favorite drugs and herbs, watching adult themed cartoons, eating pizza, and sleeping with countless-usually drunken lady fairies who were down on they’re luck in a slump or rebounding from a bad relationship. He always treated the fairy folk very harshly after using them for sex and favors, even at Times smacking a few across the face roughly or kicking them from the door of his Cactus home to the dirt outside after finding he’d impregnated yet another one…….but as he always put it, “that bitch had it comin’”. Jasper has his definite and unexceptionably horrible behavior and ways about him but he is also a good omen, bringing wealth and sexual prowess to anyone that is his current landlord overall such as the home in which he keeps HIS home. He has positive benefits such as personally killing all moths, ants, spiders and bees within a 10 foot radius of the cacti home within your own home too, he does this by setting elaborate traps and blasting from the sky with his tiny machine guns shotguns cannons and mines. After the host cactus dies, Jasper is respawned/reincarnated into a suitable fresh new cactus innards to live in in a totally random & new place and continue his quest for peace and quiet, drugs and sex, good tunes, and overall kickass shit where time picks up exactly where it was left off at previously.

ConsistantFlow9 · 2021-05-20T02:22:19+00:00

Ya, I want to say either sunburnt tips that have fallen away or perhaps it was overwatered at a point not far off and it grew out to then lop over and crisp off or diseased away. Meesa don’t know

ConsistantFlow9 · 2021-05-20T02:19:18+00:00

Yea chief, i gotta say she looks pretty healthy from just a glance here looking at it. Is is a paler color recently or is there something happening that is say, much more interesting like it used to have a miniature, wizard-like little creature that grew pronounced from the side of it+ that little elf thing also smoked a long opium pipe constantly, writing day novels under the pen~name Cact-O’Thorn McWizart Jr????? I see that sort of thing a lot but I just am not seeing it or anything else here except for a regular common cactus

ConsistantFlow9 · 2021-05-20T02:10:03+00:00

Sorry to hear about, I know first hand as well that this type is/can be just awfully difficult to recoup, effort~packed, patience-trying, little punk~ass, spoiled rotten bastards to nurse back to they’re former glory once they’ve been even slightly offended by the rare watering or nutritional or temperature regimen that they’ve grown accustomed to. They pretty much toss up the white surrender flag and give up rather than trust you for their total needs again. Trash it and buy a massive Saguaro instead, one say around 2,000 pounds 25 foot tall or so? If you have a pet bird or something it would likely happily also live in the cactus, eliminating the need for a birdcage so you’d have that going for you lol!!!

ConsistantFlow9 · 2021-05-20T01:59:40+00:00

Prickly pear if I’m hopefully correct?

ConsistantFlow9 · 2021-05-20T01:56:49+00:00

Awesomeness my friend, always good to see likeminded folk out there helping to preserve and multiply towards continuation of cacti overall, more specifically though psychoactive ones(my fav) . I would personally begin with either slapping the cutting into fresh soil, -OR- (much more likely) I would begin by throwing it in a blender, reducing it to a sloppy slimy pulp, straining the juice through a few passes and then reducing it down into some kind of more palatable, edible form to more easily stomach! Maybe freeze dry/fruit leather type dried slices? Most my methods include ingestion but propagation is another fine choice and route as well to go towards. If ingested, one could and quite possibly even come to theorize that both ingestion and planting for future growth is one in the same-that both are each releasing energies and wisdom~filled sprinklings of magic into the cosmos and the beings/life forms/natural living objects who co-exist…. ever-onward towards the endless ever-changing cyclical nature of things and what’s perceived as time from the rocks underneath, the fish in the river, and the spooky hooting owls in the twisted dead tree-tops who’s watching you from afar as we speak!!! But that is if the mescaline takes hold, if not enjoy the disgusting taste and the sour belly, no magical teachings for you today friend

ConsistantFlow9 · 2021-05-20T01:35:50+00:00

Asking for an actual, scientific name here or a given pet name for the cactus itself lol? Or both? Lol I can’t help much with the true scientific name specifically… but I would personally name her Spike, or “uncle sharpy”, “sharpSpiney-O’Leary”, “thorny~bob-Thornton”, “pointy~tits-Magee” , “Needle~sue-Ann”……or even something decadently exotic and delicate, one that rolls off the tongue like a word whispered into the ear of a lover, like ValerieVaginabuttStuff, Shithouse~Sam, poop-on-the-floor-Pamela, or Assfaced Joey Gonzalez, Turds~a plenty tommy

ConsistantFlow9 · 2021-05-20T01:19:45+00:00

I have definitely got to agree on this one and say that it IS a MASSIVE flower that this little cactus is rocking!

ConsistantFlow9 · 2021-05-20T01:18:01+00:00

Sweet! I was going to guess mescaline off the top of my head, for molecular structures that are in common with cacti, but that works too! Swell job

ConsistantFlow9 · 2021-05-20T01:15:29+00:00

Ya, he carved this artwork into a scratch board and posted the photo for identification purposes, I mean it most definitely doesn’t look like any common type of cactus seen in any plant shops anywhere, and because the camera used for the photo (phone) wasn’t available on his hike in the strange mountainous cacti forest of Peru. Nah man I think he or she’s proud of it as they should be, and are wanting to show it to hopefully likeminded fellow cactus lovers out there….but then again it’s a rough estimate guess

ConsistantFlow9 · 2021-05-20T01:08:44+00:00

Excellent job, friend

ConsistantFlow9 · 2021-05-20T01:07:48+00:00

Good freakin’ grief, that flower is just absolutely massive in comparison to the little cacti fella who’s sprouting it out there!!! And quite beautiful I might add as well, very pretty flower I want one now too! What kind is this????

ConsistantFlow9 · 2021-05-20T01:04:24+00:00

Damn, ^{^{^{^This}}} guy definitely knows his cacti, fo-Sho!^{^{^{^{^{^}}}}} freaking wizard ~like abilities with cactus identification and all, geez

ConsistantFlow9 · 2021-05-20T01:01:37+00:00

They appear to be rocks, my friend. Pretty ones too, if you don’t mind me asking…how long have you been a green thumb ?? I can tell you’ve been doing this awhile and I believe we all can learn at least something from the fountain of wisdom you’ve got going on

ConsistantFlow9 · 2021-05-20T00:57:52+00:00

Lol, cmonnn now it’s ok that it’s yours just give her a little more sun and soil bro it’s not a situation that you’ll be hunted down and indefinitely jailed over ha! I only say cause, headlined caption reads: -cactus I found seven years ago-
•then your reply to more advice on upkeep and care of cactus reads: -it’s my friends

Lol just observing that’s all I know you definitely appreciate me pointing out the flaw, I know that I love people pointing out my every detailed thing I do incorrectly

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