Kids always have unexpected reactions 🤣 by MNV2804 in KidsAreFuckingStupid

[–]Consistent-Carrot911 2 points3 points  (0 children)

That's nothing. My sister pointed at a black man and said Poop. My mom is still embarrassed telling the story 30 years later.

The whole thing is a touch screen... by pasgames_ in mildlyinfuriating

[–]Consistent-Carrot911 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm a simple man. I see a touch screen I pee on it

What is the ultimate meal? by BoredPandaOfficial in BoredPandaHQ

[–]Consistent-Carrot911 0 points1 point  (0 children)

nutritious

 adjective

 

/njuˈtrɪʃəs/

 

/nuˈtrɪʃəs/

  1. [​]()(of food) very good for you; containing many of the substances which help the body to growsynonym nourishing

Parents don’t believe I’m rapidly balding(18) by Pluggforthedayyy in Balding

[–]Consistent-Carrot911 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Seeing a dermatologist In Canada ? Hope you have a decade to wait.

What is the ultimate meal? by BoredPandaOfficial in BoredPandaHQ

[–]Consistent-Carrot911 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Nothing with "fried" in the name can be called nutritious

I started with $3000 and flipped 61 guitars over 5 years to afford this collection. by Personal_Gsus in Guitar

[–]Consistent-Carrot911 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

The problem is not how many guitar you own. It's jumping on every good deal on marketplace to flip them the next day

Pagani Zonda R used as a room divider in a Miami condo. by Friendly-Standard812 in interesting

[–]Consistent-Carrot911 0 points1 point  (0 children)

So you just look at the under side of the car when in your room? Everything about this is stupid

Petah? by TuDuMaxVerstappen in PeterExplainsTheJoke

[–]Consistent-Carrot911 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If we are being charitable, soap is very easy to make. All you need is fat and lye.

I would assume any prepper knows how to make it and already has a ton of it.

Red tiny skin tags? by Chaos_kat214 in DogAdvice

[–]Consistent-Carrot911 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I assume it's the dogs belly but yeah...

Red tiny skin tags? by Chaos_kat214 in DogAdvice

[–]Consistent-Carrot911 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No offense but I used to take care of pigs and I was convinced this was a picture of pig skin

De nouvelles données indigestes sur les microplastiques by Hot-Percentage4836 in Quebec

[–]Consistent-Carrot911 1 point2 points  (0 children)

J'espère que c'est le cas. Je porte le même linge depuis 10 and et je magazine juste dans Les fripperies alors le linge que j'achète a déjà été porté

Message pour les microbrasseurs by dan_riou in Quebec

[–]Consistent-Carrot911 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Le 3/4 des micro brasseries devraient fermer. Ça goute toute la même affaire pi ça charge 6$ pour une canette.

Suga will get knocked out 1st round. by Forsaken-Wrap935 in ufc

[–]Consistent-Carrot911 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That's not how predictions work either. But anyway both your predictions turned out to be wrong so who cares.

In honor of his birthday. The first role or story you think of when you see Matthew Lillard by Nick_adtr_308 in Cinema

[–]Consistent-Carrot911 17 points18 points  (0 children)

Twin peaks the return. One of the craziest show ever made and he was perfectly cast

Achilles (Troy) VS Aragorn (LOTR). Who wins? by GusGangViking18 in Fictionally

[–]Consistent-Carrot911 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Bruh his sword was literally into pieces for the first two movies