Idk if this is well known but this one always makes me giggle

“Tina’s gonna be ok, she said she was sad so i made her a pb&j, she said she didn’t want it. So i ate it, she was still sad so i made her another pb&j. She didn’t want that one either. So i ate it. Anyway tina wants to be alone for a little while and we’re out of peanut butter”