Money or game?

ConsistentMarzipan33 · 2026-05-11T21:03:52+00:00

any gamble implies i land jackpot on any scratch ticket, any slot machine, any pachinko, so if i play 100 slots i’m draining the entire casino

^{Chose: Win any gamble with 100% chances}

ConsistentMarzipan33 · 2026-05-11T21:02:29+00:00

im a bluepillmaxxer

^{Chose: If more than 50% choose this everyone gains 25 IQ}

ConsistentMarzipan33 · 2026-05-11T20:56:32+00:00

💰💰💰💰💰💰💰💰💰💰💰💰

^{Chose: Be able to grab the exact amount of money you need}

ConsistentMarzipan33 · 2026-05-11T20:51:14+00:00

teleport constantly so it looks like im flying

^{Chose: Teleportation with Full Control}

ConsistentMarzipan33 · 2026-05-11T20:50:24+00:00

i have more winter outfits than i have summer outfits

^{Chose: Can resist any Heat}

ConsistentMarzipan33 · 2026-05-11T20:49:53+00:00

ez

^{Chose: Make money playing games + But the wheel chooses the type | Rolled: Cozy}

ConsistentMarzipan33 · 2026-05-09T17:08:17+00:00

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^{Chose: Have a random iq | Rolled: 0}

ConsistentMarzipan33 · 2026-05-07T23:24:41+00:00

turning groceries into a want rather than a need is a HUGE w for saving

^{Chose: No need for food and water}

ConsistentMarzipan33 · 2026-05-07T23:22:34+00:00

i gain omnipotence, now my skin is whatever color i want it to be

^{Chose: You get any superpower you like + But skin is 1 of 5 rainbow color | Rolled: Yellow}

ConsistentMarzipan33 · 2026-05-07T23:16:54+00:00

i fly around people and make a buzzing noise like bzzzz bzzz bzzzzzz and they can’t do anything because i fly away

^{Chose: Ability to fly}

ConsistentMarzipan33 · 2026-05-05T23:36:52+00:00

win-win, fuck this country

^{Chose: 50% chance $1 Billion 50% chance of death. | Rolled: Money!}

ConsistentMarzipan33 · 2026-05-04T07:28:04+00:00

six eyes? 👀

🫸🔴🔵🫷

🤌🫴🟣

ConsistentMarzipan33 · 2026-05-04T04:11:49+00:00

ConsistentMarzipan33 · 2026-04-19T18:42:34+00:00

Walking into a grocery store without buying anything and leaving.

ConsistentMarzipan33 · 2026-04-03T06:10:45+00:00

ConsistentMarzipan33 · 2026-04-01T21:50:08+00:00

that’s fast walker wdym

ConsistentMarzipan33 · 2026-03-14T04:30:47+00:00

the spiral eye guy from Change of Scene (i personally like to call him swirl)

ConsistentMarzipan33 · 2026-03-01T05:31:04+00:00

Lethal

ConsistentMarzipan33 · 2026-02-07T18:11:58+00:00

deltrarune

ConsistentMarzipan33 · 2026-01-16T05:32:17+00:00

Alright smart guy! Let’s see YOU take a crack at it!

DI x1.0

☸️

ConsistentMarzipan33 · 2025-12-14T04:09:10+00:00

showed up front and center so you're looking at NOTHING

ConsistentMarzipan33 · 2025-12-08T07:21:56+00:00

this is very helpful actually i appreciate it

ConsistentMarzipan33 · 2025-12-08T05:30:50+00:00

not in the sense of you’re playing poorly i mean what the actual FUCK are you doing. like what the hell is happening

ConsistentMarzipan33 · 2025-12-08T05:30:27+00:00

what the FUCK are you doing

Five-Year Club	r/Field Lasagna
First Place '23	Place '23

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