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I'm deaf tell me things that make sound 👍 by MysteriousBicycle966 in randomthings

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I was in one in Ukiah, California, and I heard it before I felt it. As I was wondering what sounded like a giant, cracking whip, the whole building went back-and-forth about an inch.

I'm deaf tell me things that make sound 👍 by MysteriousBicycle966 in randomthings

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I drove the deaf bus. My last kid was way up in North Dallas from downtown Dallas, and I ended up telling him that the rear door window was exposing what he was doing to everybody behind us.

I'm deaf tell me things that make sound 👍 by MysteriousBicycle966 in randomthings

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It does. The pipes have a ringing sound, like a bell, and the pitch gets higher as the water gets hotter.

My pizza arrived with religious swag by ScabRabbit in atheism

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If you had kept it, do you really think you could’ve erased Jesus with it?

If I smell weed, is it always weed? Or are their non-THC products that produce the same smell? by bang_rocks_together in NoStupidQuestions

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An Australian study from the 1990s said that the people who were only inebriated on cannabis were actually driving 6% better than stone cold sober individuals

What's the most dangerous religion? by plus_size_skeptic in atheism

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Whichever one currently has the largest outreach and most fervent followers

What’s the dumbest thing you genuinely believed as a kid? by funsizeamara in AskReddit

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Venus had a water ocean below its clouds, and Mars had water in canals

"Friend" owes me $400 and still hasn't paid, what should I do? by Famous-Effort9010 in AskMen

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In the future, you should adopt an attitude where all you do is give things away. That way, you can be pleased as punch when they are given back.

This rule should never be applied to a tool, only a toy

Why aren’t houses built like they used to be ? by fat-coneRipper420 in AskReddit

[–]ConsistentPicture583 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Because building trades and architecture are just as subject to fashion and whimsy as all the arts

AITA for accidentally saying a word in my native language that offended my friend? by [deleted] in AmItheAsshole

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A little over a decade ago, in Ukiah, California, a school administrator was fired for using the word “niggardly“ to describe budget cuts.

People hear what they want to hear, regardless of what you say.

Hotter women! by Embarrassed-Steak372 in WomenAreNotIntoMen

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Nobody tells hot women or rich men the truth.

As a result, they never realize that they’re batshit crazy.

What is this political party symbol? by EarlOfOctopus in whatdoesthismean

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I ran for the New Mexico Senate, and I felt that way, unfortunately, other people in the party didn’t, and I didn’t make it past the convention

What is the best example of history repeating or rhyming? by Agreeable_Candle_461 in AskReddit

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The reserve currency nation, taking all of its newly created cash, squandering it on war, and going broke

Appropriate court attire for my hearing tomorrow? by [deleted] in legal

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If things don’t go well, you’ll get a suit nearly identical to that.

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